Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I think he understands money and the concept of saving but doesn’t have the willpower or maturity to withstand the draw of short term gratification. So yeah, he know $100 gets him more shit and he can save it — or he can sperg out and buy a $60 pizza right fucking now.
 
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Lmao he really just said if you can't get an abortion start picking up everclear and cigarettes
I straight up refuse to watch his streams when he disables chat. It's something that his audience really enjoys, that costs him nothing, but he's too thin skinned to let the people enjoy themselves. He only cares about his "fans" when they're paying him. And even then he's not grateful. He's the most ungrateful delicate flower. And he says he's the tougher sex. Well we know that sex is tough for him. I watched his stream on tar man's channel and it was far more enjoyable.
 
I still want to do a video analysing every single one of his lucky escapes with the lathe, just to give you all an idea - he has been absurdly lucky he hasn't had a broken finger at least as he keeps all his shit on his hands and wrists close and dangly to the fucking spinning spindle of doom - if he has had a grab he's gotten off lucky and it's just been spinning so fast it's broken up before it hit him or if it has grabbed him it's been over loaded or the belt tension is off and it slips before a serious accident can happen.

I have custom ties on my shirt arms to keep my shirt out of grabbing reach of a tool, I don't wear my engagement ring and I have a pocket watch with a short chain, he has all kinds dangling asking for a quick grab an mangle but he's lucked out so far.
please do! I've had the exact same thought, how is this alcoholic regard so lucky around his lathe meanwhile regular people who work with lathes or similarly potentially dangerous tools get degloved despite safety regulations.

It could even be a drinking game, take a shot for every potential incident he evaded. Y'know, to keep it in the spirit of Cobes. Time to get alcohol poisoning.
 
The inability to save is relatively new. He once saved up $4k for a car. Once he stopped working any fiscal responsibilty went away.
I know of no such $4,000. He could not even save up enough for the sex dolls he wanted. His inability to save money is not new.

I wouldn't mind seeing the effect losing his inflated sub count would have. That sub count on YouTube means a lot to Josh, it's his entire persona and lets him pretend he is famous. The sperg out would be legendary but I fear we wouldn't get to see it unless Josh went to his alt channel to do it. If that main channel gets banned hopefully the clip channels will be on top of it because anything he posts to that alt channel is going to get removed and banned real quick for ban evasion. I'd hate to miss out on the sperg to end all spergs. Like I said before I'd love to see Josh have to bounce around to these alternate tube sites. Hell maybe he would move to Twitch and start streaming but lord knows it would take a miracle for him to figure out how to set up things like OBS on his desktop.
I want bad things to happen to Josh, the post.
 
I know of no such $4,000. He could not even save up enough for the sex dolls he wanted. His inability to save money is not new.


I want bad things to happen to Josh, the post.

This is what I was thinking of. I swear he actually got close to saving that amount and was going to buy a Lincoln MkV, but I can't find the receipt. Point is, boy is burning what precious brain cells Clint gave him and is getting worse.
 
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The 30 minute I'm not mad about just getting sauce rant was pretty funny, but it's starting to get old and none of these Reddit deliveries really are living up to the same level of comedy. I hope this trend dies soon.
Man watch the whole bean tacos from his deleted stream from yesterday, he was seething extremely hard and we actually got some decent reactions, like him seething about people making fun of his 9/11 stream, "you TRANNY FAGGOT!!!!!"
 
Man watch the whole bean tacos from his deleted stream from yesterday, he was seething extremely hard and we actually got some decent reactions, like him seething about people making fun of his 9/11 stream, "you TRANNY FAGGOT!!!!!"
He pulled a new one during this rant too

"My trolls lives are sadder than me huffing duster"

It was a little surreal to hear that. It almost seems like he's fucking with us, because that is some exceptional lack of self awareness even for Josh. But then again it is Josh, and he had been acting particularly regarded lately, so I guess this mean duster arc is still in full swing.
 

This is what I was thinking of. I swear he actually got close to saving that amount and was going to buy a Lincoln MkV, but I can't find the receipt. Point is, boy is burning what precious brain cells Clint gave him and is getting worse.
He was convinced he could buy a mint condition vintage lincoln mark v for "one to four thousand dollars." He never actually attempted to save up for it though. He even mentioned getting a loan from the bank lol.

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He was convinced he could buy a mint condition vintage lincoln mark v for "one to four thousand dollars." He never actually attempted to save up for it though. He even mentioned getting a loan from the bank lol.

He probably could have found one for that price that was mint by boglim standards in that it drives, has an interior and doesn't have major bodywork damage.
 
His inability to save money is a real bummer if he would've put back 100 dollars every month for the last 8 years he easily would've had enough for a down payment on a shitty little house imagine the content we could get from Josh as a home owner
Can you get a clock tower for $9,600?
 
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