Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Meat Target]

We don't wish death upon people (99.99% of users). Those who do are ridiculed. People who do horrible acts still have human rights and we all celebrate when justice is served. But there is a difference between joking about dancing on someone's grave and actually maliciously wanting someone 6 feet underground.

In the cases of cows like Fatrick or Drain, I wish I could be their Fat Camp drill sergeant.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Oh, so is it fucked up to report someone, snitch? LMFAO.

Shame should pay attention to the KeFAILs effect. Taunting people on the internet to take an action while presenting the action will fail doesn't usually end well.

 

[A Sunset]

Kiwi Farms is apparently in “time out” again, which is Shame’s cope when he’s getting made fun of too much and he can’t take it. He’s probably getting anxious about his disability leeching being called into question. It seemed like he was manic last night, not that I’m complaining about the content.


The ONA Funsters are now successfully flagging down Jackie Singh’s Twitter account for doxing and other shit. Shane, who was literally just bragging about flagging down Dan, is now whining that Twitter can’t enforce their TOS.

The argument? The Funsters are too mean and don’t deserve the help from Twitter. Another 1,000IQ take from Shane.

Cope and seethe, Shame. Your obese biracial wine mom is getting ass-blasted and will never fuck you.

He did. He says he has latent tuberculosis lesions in his brain.

Apparently they affect his motor skills but don't affect his "cognition". Big X to doubt on that second one there. And just a bit on the first one too, seeing as he can tweet for hours at a time. If you can tweet for 7 hours, you can type for 7 hours. If you can type for 7 hours, you can work. In fact there are many jobs you can do to work around unpredictable symptoms, but Shame would rather be a leech. A leech with zits in his brain.

Thanks. Well I’m not going to pretend to know much about that, but you’re exactly right. Based on his behavior there is zero reason he can’t work. I had mentally retarded neighbors who got up and went to work every morning, they had a fucking person drive them there because they couldn’t. I’ve known guys with lower-body paralysis in wheelchairs who made it happen.

Shame is just a patheticly lazy parasite who doesn’t deserve to steal from the American public. He’s lucky he lives in Washington where I’m sure they don’t check very hard for people gaming the system.

 

[internet friend]

You know, it's kinda sad to realise that to Shane, we're the biggest thing going on. The big bad alogs are the main antagonist in his life.

Yet to us, he's just another fat idiot in the long list of fat idiots we read about.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane, buddy, pal...

I tried to warn you about associating with these frauds. You see she's got her account locked and under investigation now.
She will serve her timeout, delete all her tweets, and then go right back to the same shit.

And now you're alerting TwitterSafety to what they already know?

Are you retarded?
You know you are guilty of Ban Evasion (XboxMountainDew Account) which used the same name "Shane Nokes", and you reference the name in your bio. That's a bannable offense without contest.

Please stop licking this street shitter's taint before you get yourself noticed and banned. I still have plenty of laughs to have with you.

Thanks,
Cosmo


EDIT:

LMAO, so Shame has gone on to tweet like 5 more links on his twitter.

The funsters at ona forums have simply redirected all of these links from twitter:

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which links to "://t.co/KP5CionklE"
which redirects to

Why the hell are you reporting St Jude's to twitter, Shame? In like 5 different tweets, you are claiming St Jude is Doxing your "friend" Jackie.
Why do you hate cancer research and love dead kids so much, Shane?

 

[ten dollars off]

The possibility of losing his government tugboat is clearly spooking Shane, so his 7-day sabbatical is in hopes of letting things cool down so the focus goes on someone else. NICE TRY SHAME.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The possibility of losing his government tugboat is clearly spooking Shane, so his 7-day sabbatical is in hopes of letting things cool down so the focus goes on someone else. NICE TRY SHAME.

The problems of the clawback for fraud or having the GF's check garnished due to co-habitation fraud issues would be far more of a concern to a human who cares about the welfare of others.

At least she can't be common law married to him in Washington state. RCW 26.04 is the state law that avoids this fate for her.

 

[AnOminous]

He says he has latent tuberculosis lesions in his brain.

Oh bullshit, he has fucking worms in his brain.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Shane, where's your neck?

When I saw the thumbnail I legitimately thought it was his head lazily shooped onto another body

My real question is why did he have one of those things in the first place? They're not common and usually given to people with breathing issues. So what's he doing with it? I know he tried to show us up by showing how oxygenated his blood was but only proved he's a lazy sack of shit who's heart starts beating too fast when taking a couple stairs.

Not sure you are correct about the blood oxygen device. My garmin has it built in and it's not a particularly fancy model. I couldn't see the device clearly, but Shane might have a garmin.

I bought a cheap one at the start of covid, they were about $20 at the time. You can just grab them at walmart though you'll pay a lot more, not especially hard to come by. Looking at amazon they've actually gone down in price since then, I see one that looks exactly the same as the one I got just with a different chinese brand on the label for under $12. Just search pulse oximeter if you want to see/grab one for yourself

You could not be more wrong. It's perfectly normal for one's heart rate to spike above 140 after going down and up a set of deck stairs.

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I assume this is sarcasm but I was legitimately curious as to what stairs did to my heart rate so I checked with a Wahoo Tickr X which I would say is kind of an upper midrange continuous heart rate monitor for running/cycling training. The pulse part of a pulse oximeter isn't nearly as accurate as my Tickr while you're moving but they tend to read lower than reality (or just shut off entirely) until you hold still for a few seconds. The tickr actually measures the electrical pulses from your heart contracting while the pulse oximeter just watches the blood move/stop/move/stop through your capillaries and it tends to be really erratic, erring on the side of pausing, while you're moving and when you give it a second to catch up it shoots up pretty quick

My resting heart rate is about 60, I really struggled to break 90 while using the stairs normally, even continually going up and down as fast as I could. To break 100, just for a second before it started going back down, I had to sprint up two stairs at a time following the extended sequence of using the stairs as fast as I could.

I probably could have hit 140 if I had kept going but to hit low 130s it took me five trips up/down, as fast as I could one step at a time (without the limitations of 'normal' movements), running in place at the top and bottom while I awkwardly turned 180 degrees to continue

To be clear, I am a fat. A very fat, even. But I'm a very fat with a physical job and a bike that I try to ride daily

Edit to add one final thought RE getting winded: Breathing hard isn't a result of running out of oxygen so his test was pretty worthless to begin with. Nitrogen/helium asphyxiation is completely painless, the only clue your oxygen levels are dipping is that you start getting tunnel vision/extreme sleepiness. What actually happens when you get winded is that your body is struggling to move CO2 out of the blood stream. CO2 is actually an additive in some medical oxygen formulas because it increases your rate of respiration

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

At least one gay/HIV themed episode of TNG was cancelled, back in the day. I'm sure Shame thinks it was done by evil conservative execs.

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[Balldo's Gate]

Damn it! Shane has put this thread in TIME OUT!



I guess there's nothing left to do but pull out the good stuff from the cellar... Why not pop the cork on these 4.5 year old Nokes Tweets? I hear the 2018 vintage was the stuff of legend.



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[sanguiduct]

Crazy that literally all he fucking does, day in, day out, every day, for FIVE YEARS is insult people on twitter and in that ENTIRE time he hasn't evolved his game past "worthless sack/piece of shit." If that isn't hard evidence of a significantly lower than average IQ, I don't know what is.

EDIT: If you go into the post history of virtually any user of this forum, you'd probably find a significant improvement in their posting style between their first post ever and their most recent. Whether it be five years or five months. That's just what happens to any normal person who does something repeatedly over time. They develop. They grow. You, Shane, on the other hand are stuck in a stasis of pure babbling stupidity. Saying the same shit over and over again broken record style. I guess we're all just better and smarter than you or something!

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

it's time out you faggots!! you're not allowed to tease him right now you have to stew!!!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Kiwi Farms is apparently in “time out” again, which is Shame’s cope when he’s getting made fun of too much and he can’t take it. He’s probably getting anxious about his disability leeching being called into question. It seemed like he was manic last night, not that I’m complaining about the content.

Oh no! What are we going to do if Shame Porkins isn't going to be tweeting at us all the time?

Just make fun of other people in the process. But he'll be back. We're the only ones that are paying any attention to him.

My resting heart rate is about 60, I really struggled to break 90 while using the stairs normally, even continually going up and down as fast as I could. To break 100, just for a second before it started going back down, I had to sprint up two stairs at a time following the extended sequence of using the stairs as fast as I could.

I probably could have hit 140 if I had kept going but to hit low 130s it took me five trips up/down, as fast as I could one step at a time (without the limitations of 'normal' movements), running in place at the top and bottom while I awkwardly turned 180 degrees to continue

Just goes to show you're at somewhat in shape unlike Porkins there. Hitting 140 going up and down a couple steps? Seriously crazy how somebody can let themselves go.

Nitrogen/helium asphyxiation is completely painless, the only clue your oxygen levels are dipping is that you start getting tunnel vision/extreme sleepiness.

And by that point it's too late. It's actually a rather pleasant way to go. You take three breaths, feel yourself falling, don't feel yourself hitting the ground and 3-5 minutes later you're dead.

Honestly I would say it's the way prisoners should be executed. None of this, "possible pain and emotional torment" that one successfully used to get out of a lethal injection. What's more peaceful than just falling asleep?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I'm definitely with you on the executions, I don't know why the gov insists on overcomplicating it. Nitrogen is dirt cheap and you can pick it up at basically any welding supply company. No need to worry about dangerous fumes from the gas chamber methods, no pharma companies refusing to sell the required combos, none of the gruesome imagery of the electric chair, firing squad, or gallows. Just few moments of drowsiness

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Damn it! Shane has put this thread in TIME OUT!



I guess there's nothing left to do but pull out the good stuff from the cellar... Why not pop the cork on these 4.5 year old Nokes Tweets? I hear the 2018 vintage was the stuff of legend.

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Magnificent! Robust notes of delusion and reality-denial, followed by misuse of the term "Darwin Award" (no classic Nokes vintage is complete without it imo). And then Shame "pulls a Nokes" and throws out a weak insult on the finish. Thanks for dusting these off for us to enjoy while we're in time-out, 2018 truly was a great year for Chateau de Shame.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm definitely with you on the executions, I don't know why the gov insists on overcomplicating it. Nitrogen is dirt cheap and you can pick it up at basically any welding supply company. No need to worry about dangerous fumes from the gas chamber methods, no pharma companies refusing to sell the required combos, none of the gruesome imagery of the electric chair, firing squad, or gallows. Just few moments of drowsiness

Maybe because it's too slow? These things tend to be pretty quick from what I understand.

Firing squad is a quick shot. Hanging is a snapped neck. Electrocution is a quick jolt. Lethal injection is a three drug cocktail. Each one is over in practically no time. But nitrogen suffocation? 3-5 minutes.

 

[A Sunset]

I guess there's nothing left to do but pull out the good stuff from the cellar... Why not pop the cork on these 4.5 year old Nokes Tweets? I hear the 2018 vintage was the stuff of legend.

These are vintage. You’ve got it all - pretending to be a higher up in Microsoft/Xbox, telling someone to win a Darwin Award (probably been using that one for 20 years), and bragging about his reading comprehension at the age of 2.

I’m calling it now- Shame was a fucking tard baby and had developmental/learning issues through childhood. I actually think that’s why he’s so obsessed with the age he had reading comprehension and bragging about how NO REALLY smurt he is.

He was probably made fun of, called “Stupid Shane” by all the other children with normal brains. He probably couldn’t even read as a child. Sad!

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This is still one of my favorites - where Shane started sperging out on Reddit at r/sluttyconfessions, for no fucking reason, and talking about his fist to strangers.


“As for thick? I’m 6’ 205. My fist is thick enough to leave a lasting impression.”

Perfection. Also, 205.

 

[Blasterisk]

shane edward nokes seems like the kinda guy not to own a single kitchen appliance.

the likelihood of him owning a blender, coffee maker, microwave or toaster oven is virtually nil and id bet my last butterknife he does not have an air fryer.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

I'm in tech so the only physically-demanding work I do is the occasional cooking shift at the family restaurant. Other than that, I'll leisurely walk a few miles most days. I'll usually smoke a cigarette or two while I'm at it.

Which is to say, I'm hardly a paragon of physical fitness but holy shit, hitting 140bpm every time you take a flight of stairs sounds... uncomfortable. My resting heart rate is naturally pretty low for someone who doesn't do much cardio, normally around 70. The last time I know of that mine was in that range (~160), I was pretty seriously wounded and panicking about it, and they had to drug me into a coma.

And I just know Shame's blood pressure is through the roof if stairs are that much of a struggle for his cardiovascular system.

Shame, while we're on time-out anyway, it might do you some good to go browse Jack Scalfani's thread.

EDIT: I can't spell gud