Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Not delving into the pink elephant in the room this guy just LOOKS fake no matter which way you pull it. From cradle to to casket Dylan was deliberately manufactured through childhood robbing abuse and groomijg by managers and constant lovebombing of "you're special" and "everyone loves you" by enabler parents. Every photo is lifeless and dull in the eyes. Dylan simply has no real perosnality,that's why they have to put on such an absurd character almost 24/7. The manifestation of American consumerism. Dylan was born with a microphone shoved down their gullet so it's no wonder why the gangster communist freemason Edomite death cults put the brand full front and forward. Dylan is the blueprint. I think one day if all forms of media shut off Dylan would simply revert back to a souless husk. A prokaryote on legs acting out homeostatis until the eventual self destruction. For nerd terms Dylan is life the Vought company from the boys (everything I learned about this series was from memes and video essays against my will) tried to make spiderman.
There is simply nothing behind those eyes. A being manufactured only to entertain,not to live.

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Please pray for gigatwink. There would be no Amadeus Mozart is he wasn't a rich molested kid.
 
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Accept Only Substitutes said:
Oli London just posted this (archive) referencing a deleted TikTok from Dylan in 2021:

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The post in the second image was uploaded the same day as the Oraquick commercial, so I have to assume this is the commercial Dylan's talking about.
🔁 I am not leaving a local copy of this video as the commercial already exists in the OP.

I understand that musicals aren't just for the gays anymore, but with how they queerified a classic Bye Bye Birdie number, that's too gay for even a faggot like me.
 
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I unironically love you bunch of nigger faggots. I didn't even think to go look for the role he was talking about, but I'm not at surprised that someone else did.

This is the kind of high-quality autism I'm here for. Along with the beer sperging, I don't drink but I still found the discussion fascinating. I really hope there's a noticeable impact on ABs earnings and that this is the start of Dylan's downfall. I did recently say now that he's had his 365 day marker that it wouldn't be too long before the fall started, maybe I wasn't pulling shit out of my ass.
 
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:null: Reminder that featured posts ≠ a license to shit up the thread. Please read replies before replying yourself.



NY post says it's over 5 billion so far. Hope it was worth it to stick it to those transphobes.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/12/anheu...ue-amid-dylan-mulvaney-bud-light-controversy/
https://archive.is/oo0bO

https://www.zerohedge.com/political...six-days-execs-never-signed-trans-ad-campaign
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Well this is awkward for null now a week later.
 
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Dylan reminds me of a cheap unthawed cream pie. Empty calories. Sickingly sweet with an artificial aftertaste. He's simultaneously overqualified and underqualified for everything. So much to gives it so much but leaves so much more to be desired. The direct chiral opposite of Dylan has to be Max Miller. Both are homosexual former twinks trained in squeaky clean Disneyfied musical theater with an alcoholic sponsorship Max worked his heart out to make his dream come true,while everything was just simply laid on Dylan's emaciated lap. Behind Dylan's eyes there is nothing but darkness,but with Max a warm beckoning light. Max Miller worked his secret talents and took his love of history and culinary and combined it with the arts,Dylan can literally only sing and dance,nothing else is in his grasp. Like Deep Blue being forced to draw bugs bunny. When Max Miller got a wine sponsorship it was through his genuine talents and passions coming to a beautiful close,when Dylan got a Bud Light sponsorship it was as fake and manufactured as his life. Max Miller did everything Dylan couldn't. In the end Max would be offended by this comparison because he would think I'm being homophobic (I don't hate gays,I pray for their salvation) becuase he is fully confident with his identity and has his effeminate empathy well placed in his life. Dylan would hate this because she's being compared to a plebian below the temple of the flesh. It's like Liquid and Solid snake if Walt Disney saw over a super soldier project to create the ultimate host
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TL;DR If you're going to be a tapdancing homo you gotta be a well rounded human first. Twink death is simply a state of mind.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
A little fat Quarter Pounder birdie (with extra cheese) just posted a YouTube rant that Dylan Mulvaney got epically trolled by Alex Stein. And Dylan is not having a good day.
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Yeah, that video's making the rounds on Twitter today. I thought it was recent because of Dylan's "I can't catch a break" and was almost ready to post it in the thread but I realized it's from last year.

The dude has completely gone to ground. I'm kind of impressed.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
The direct chiral opposite of Dylan has to be Max Miller.
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Max actually gives something of value to society and, I don't use this phrase often, makes cozy videos that I genuinely enjoy. Plus he's not a skin walker.

Dylan contributes nothing to society, disgusts trans people, "allies" and the regular people who normally don't care about this part of the culture war. Dylan is vacuous, a black hole of a person who consumes energy and resources and puts out nothing but darkness. I do not hate this man, but I am repulsed and disgusted in ways that I still do not understand.
 
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Accept Only Substitutes said:
Oli London just posted this (archive) referencing a deleted TikTok from Dylan in 2021:

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Not trying to offend anyone, but this is old news. Not even deleted. Seems impossible to link to TikTok right now, but here's the link: Femme role
Vid:

Oli has the excuse of mutilating his brain with hormones but don't follow his lazy lead. We don't need to treat all these sudden archaeological finds from big content creators as if they are innovative. They are usually old and the creator is braindead in their own way, like Matt Walsh (or whoever) dredging up the Price is Right video, which Dylan uploaded to all his social media accounts - it was never a secret. Sorry it took Matt a year to scroll a little bit. Then everyone copied him, claiming it was never-before-seen ancient footage. The dude literally has it on his IG with his own captions about how gay he is acting in it.

Just saying, have some standards and always check for yourself. This is only going to get worse with chatgpt and other tools. You must check what people are saying and assume they have nothing upstairs.
 
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He can't act as a woman who has a serious grievance without stepping out of his woman-hating drag queen persona. Girlhood is silly, so that's what Dylan has to be.
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Special-class aggrieved males are always taken seriously as victims and always have a swarm of idiots ready to go into supplication and outrage mode on their behalf. As a tranny, Dylan is already getting support from the usual ghouls and being positioned as a victim: a happy-go-lucky influencer who got swept up in a PR disaster through no fault of his own. Dylan will have no problem going into his fragile, naive starlet LARP while handmaidens, trannies, and TRAs lecture us about the vulnerability of transwoMEN and how much more danger and hate they face than the pampered, selfish bio-holes who oppress them.

I don't find this incongruent at all. The idea of a tragic actor or actress who is desperate to please and caught in the unreality of performance and fame is well known. It fits both his "Days of Girlhood" and "real" Dylan personas and matches well all the histrionic faggotry he gets up to. As "woman" or a gay man, this is an easy mode of victimhood for him to slide into.

Without sperging too hard, I see Dylan's act as a tedious, recursive warp of masks behind masks fortified by the power of leftist double-think. He's an uncreative little homo and I think people will tire of his endless flipping between braindead bimbo and beautiful broken butterfly eventually.
 
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i'm sorry but whoever uses the phrase 'epicly trolled' in current year deserves to be executed
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Could be an ironic usage. Still if it is genuine, I find pre-2010s netizens clinging to the parlance of their era extremely endearing in these days of "x-pilled, z-core, y-posting."

I did not expect a fucking BEER CAN to be the implosion of Dylan, but here we are. Lol. Don't get between Americans and their alcohol.
 
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Prof. Chaos said:
With all this talk about beer lately I'm going to ask. What beer brand do you fags recommed for a social drinker that drinks whatever is on hand?
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Sorry, I'd location dox myself if I admitted my current favorite beer. Find something locally produced. If you aren't rural, sorry. Isn't going to happen.

Otherwise, though, I just prefer industrially produced 80 proof kill yourself juice.
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Considering how many of his sponsorships and collaborations seemed to come from CAA, I wonder how they're handling it.
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I'm sure with Larry Fink's help that they're coming up with some retarded pitch about how once they put this retarded, ghoulish looking tranny on your product so that everyone can see it, your support for repulsive troons may lose you billions and billions of dollars, but Larry Fink's BlackRock will make it up to you.

So just go ahead and be woke. You'll lose lots of money, but we'll totally be there for you.

In reality:
>reneges
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Dylan reminds me of a cheap unthawed cream pie. Empty calories. Sickingly sweet with an artificial aftertaste. He's simultaneously overqualified and underqualified for everything. So much to gives it so much but leaves so much more to be desired. The direct chiral opposite of Dylan has to be Max Miller. Both are homosexual former twinks trained in squeaky clean Disneyfied musical theater with an alcoholic sponsorship Max worked his heart out to make his dream come true,while everything was just simply laid on Dylan's emaciated lap. Behind Dylan's eyes there is nothing but darkness,but with Max a warm beckoning light. Max Miller worked his secret talents and took his love of history and culinary and combined it with the arts,Dylan can literally only sing and dance,nothing else is in his grasp. Like Deep Blue being forced to draw bugs bunny. When Max Miller got a wine sponsorship it was through his genuine talents and passions coming to a beautiful close,when Dylan got a Bud Light sponsorship it was as fake and manufactured as his life. Max Miller did everything Dylan couldn't. In the end Max would be offended by this comparison because he would think I'm being homophobic (I don't hate gays,I pray for their salvation) becuase he is fully confident with his identity and has his effeminate empathy well placed in his life. Dylan would hate this because she's being compared to a plebian below the temple of the flesh. It's like Liquid and Solid snake is Walt Disney saw over a super soldier project to create the ultimate host
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In 20 years he going to look like a gay Richard Simmons.
 
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Accept Only Substitutes said:
I unironically love you bunch of nigger faggots. I didn't even think to go look for the role he was talking about, but I'm not at surprised that someone else did.

This is the kind of high-quality autism I'm here for. Along with the beer sperging, I don't drink but I still found the discussion fascinating. I really hope there's a noticeable impact on ABs earnings and that this is the start of Dylan's downfall. I did recently say now that he's had his 365 day marker that it wouldn't be too long before the fall started, maybe I wasn't pulling shit out of my ass.
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Yeah it's worth noting that the Bud Light sponsorship was specifically for the 365 Days of Girlhood, at least according to Dylan. They apparently made him the can to help him celebrate (aka attempted to ride his media attention into good PR).
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Dylan reminds me of a cheap unthawed cream pie. Empty calories. Sickingly sweet with an artificial aftertaste. He's simultaneously overqualified and underqualified for everything. So much to gives it so much but leaves so much more to be desired. The direct chiral opposite of Dylan has to be Max Miller. Both are homosexual former twinks trained in squeaky clean Disneyfied musical theater with an alcoholic sponsorship Max worked his heart out to make his dream come true,while everything was just simply laid on Dylan's emaciated lap. Behind Dylan's eyes there is nothing but darkness,but with Max a warm beckoning light. Max Miller worked his secret talents and took his love of history and culinary and combined it with the arts,Dylan can literally only sing and dance,nothing else is in his grasp. Like Deep Blue being forced to draw bugs bunny. When Max Miller got a wine sponsorship it was through his genuine talents and passions coming to a beautiful close,when Dylan got a Bud Light sponsorship it was as fake and manufactured as his life. Max Miller did everything Dylan couldn't. In the end Max would be offended by this comparison because he would think I'm being homophobic (I don't hate gays,I pray for their salvation) becuase he is fully confident with his identity and has his effeminate empathy well placed in his life. Dylan would hate this because she's being compared to a plebian below the temple of the flesh. It's like Liquid and Solid snake is Walt Disney saw over a super soldier project to create the ultimate host
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I'm offended for Max with that comparison but yes you're right haha. A big thing with Max is his approach to everything is the opposite of Dylan's - he's obviously gay, but besides mentioning his husband in passing (just like a straight person would) I don't think he ever really talks about LGBT stuff. I didn't even realise he had a theatre background, it's not obvious from his content (although I guess he does read a bit "theatre gay").

Meanwhile Dylan's entire shtick is entirely focused on his former identity as a theatre twink and current identity as a twink in denial/trans woman/"girl". Also where Max is authentic (being honest where he's guessing at a recipe or messing up, or if the food is gross) Dylan is entirely inauthentic. Plus all the obvious ones like Max appears happy, healthy and has a husband that loves him and seems to have accepted he wasn't a twink anymore so has switched things up and remained handsome, while Dylan is miserable and visibly unhealthy and forever alone and is probably trying to stave off twink death in a very stupid way that makes him hideous.

The only time Max makes me cringe is with his "I'm Scottish/Irish" stuff but that's harmless and just an American thing rather than a twink thing. Probably the only thing they have in common besides being former theatre twinks is the work ethic, but Dylan spends his energy making Tiktoks rather than anything constructive or useful.
 
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