Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Inshallah Terven]

I wonder if he will get another surgery so he can go on a socially acceptable hiatus and then come back with some new shocking reveal for views.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

There's still one think I don't understand. Why do Mexicans love Bud Light so much? I thought they drank Corana.

 

[GettrGriftr]

There's still one think I don't understand. Why do Mexicans love Bud Light so much? I thought they drank Corana.

Oh, hell no. I went to Tijuana once. The Corona was so cheap, and we wondered why, since Americans thought it was the shieeeet. Turns out, Mexicans think of Corona the same way we think of Bud Light -- piss-water beer.

 

[Disability Fat]

If Bud Light is piss water, shouldn't trannies be all over it? It could be horse piss from the Clydesdales they could fashion into DIY tit pills. Dyldo would be their Jesus.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Did they make Dylan cans, or just a few for PR? It's not that expensive for the company to get one of their graphic designers to (badly) draw the troon and to print it on a few cans.

They didn't even draw it - just used one of those "oil painting" settings from Coreldraw or whatever it's called in these futuristic times.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

how you know trannies arent really women mentally either: their idea of being a woman is periods, having boobs, and makeup

when they cosplay as a woman, thats all they capitalize. never on the innate nurturing qualities women have, they have no eye for aesthetics as women usually do.

trannies see women exactly the same as men do....because theyre men

This man might legitimately be the most sexist person alive. Who the fuck thinks women act like this? I know most troons play their absurd stereotypes of women up to eleven but this fucker blows out the amplifier.

Spoiler: Unrelated Minor Powerlevel

I saw that 2019 Book of Mormon tour and am now mildly disgusted that I saw this freak in person

stupid men do....so does the stupid man dressing as a woman

 

[V4L_Penis]

There's still one think I don't understand. Why do Mexicans love Bud Light so much? I thought they drank Corana.

Spoiler: Power leveling

I’m Mexican and growing up it was the beer everyone would drink at family gatherings so I think for a lot of us it just comes down to familiarity. It’s the first beer I drank and probably the same for most Mexicans-at least in the U.S. Once you hit teenager age no one would care if you grabbed a couple of them out the cooler and they were pretty easy to steal from your parents.I always thought it was piss water but it’s inoffensive enough and easily available for some people that they just never bother changing brands.

As for why the older generations started drinking that shit, my guess would be that it just comes to it being cheap and easy to drink for people that get the shits from stronger beer but still wanna get fucked up.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I’m gonna power level here but fuck it.

I have extensive experience in corrections. There’s a federal law called Prison Rape Elimination Act or more commonly known as PREA. All prisons regardless of state or federal, jails and other detention centers like immigration detention must comply with it. Any and all sexual activity within a facility is illegal and considered rape. All staff within a facility including contractors are mandatory reporters and can be criminally liable for failing to do so.

Other regulations include that cross sex inmates must be kept out of sight and sound from one another.

Any state that permits troons within a women’s prison is in violation of federal law and the a federal judge can bring the wrath of god upon them.

I'm reading a page which asserts to be the full text of the PREA statute ( Archive ). Is there a different one I should be looking at? The most relevant thing I could find was this definition near the bottom:

(9) Rape​

The term "rape" means—

(A) the carnal knowledge, oral sodomy, sexual assault with an object, or sexual fondling of a person, forcibly or against that person's will;

(B) the carnal knowledge, oral sodomy, sexual assault with an object, or sexual fondling of a person not forcibly or against the person's will, where the victim is incapable of giving consent because of his or her youth or his or her temporary or permanent mental or physical incapacity; or

(C) the carnal knowledge, oral sodomy, sexual assault with an object, or sexual fondling of a person achieved through the exploitation of the fear or threat of physical violence or bodily injury.

Which makes it sound like they're concerned about specific forms of sexual activity.

 

[veritarded]

might as well turn it around against them by scraping the data

that’s the idea

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

But he's a dog! and he wears clothes! Just think of all the furries that will be rushing to buy beer!

Don’t you talk that evil about spuds Mackenzie. He was a damn good boy and doesn’t deserve any of this.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Don’t you talk that evil about spuds Mackenzie. He was a damn good boy and doesn’t deserve any of this.

Not mention he was getting all the bitches even way before Snoop Dogg shuffled on the scene.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I swear, Dylan Mulvaney is the walking personification of the Eighteenth Amendment. He could have cured alcoholism in a week just so that people could swear off Bud Light. Maybe.

Everytime I think about drinking, Dylan's face haunts me. AA wishes it was this effective.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

They didn't even draw it - just used one of those "oil painting" settings from Coreldraw or whatever it's called in these futuristic times.

Ah, hence the fact that it shows his face in its wrinkled, prematurely-aged glory.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

Now for 41! You can do, ol' boy! I believe in you!

The saddest thing about the Dylan psyop is that this would be a best case scenario for his investors. TroonCorp could do more with an embattled, dead tranny than living box office poison.

 

[anti SJW]

 

[Prof. Chaos]

With all this talk about beer lately I'm going to ask. What beer brand do you fags recommed for a social drinker that drinks whatever is on hand?

 

[Radion_Godiva]

With all this talk about beer lately I'm going to ask. What beer brand do you fags recommed for a social drinker that drinks whatever is on hand?

Czech beer is the best beer, I'm sure you can get Staropramen or Pilsner Urquell anywhere. German beer is also good.

 

[Vect]

Mexicans think of Corona the same way we think of Bud Light -- piss-water beer.

Really? Then why does a single bottle of it cost as much as the solid part of my order from Guzman y Gomez? Am I paying for the whole pack of limes or what.

I suspect it's like sangria vs tinto de verano - this gimmick of putting fruit in the thing was a marketing ploy that doesn't actually make it taste better but does make it a lot more expensive to tourists.

With all this talk about beer lately I'm going to ask. What beer brand do you fags recommed for a social drinker that drinks whatever is on hand?

In terms of matching Bud's price point Coors seems to be the way to go, though I personally have never tasted it. If you don't mind the extra price and have access to them I'd recommend Japanese or Korean beer as they have quite strong, sharp flavours. Someone earlier mentioned Asahi and Sapporo - Sapporo is likely the most expensive in the States, but probably the best value product if you're an infrequent drinker - Kirin is nice if you like a bit of malt flavour, and Hite is directly inspired by Bud. Kingfisher is a mild and inexpensive Indian beer for parties (and obviously curries), and Tsingtao is that rare Chinese larger that doesn't taste like it was brewed in a bathtub while somebody was sitting in it. If you want drink with food, particularly comfort stuff or red meat I'd go for a classic English stout like Guinness or German dark larger (get these on tap if you're in a pub or bar). If you have access to Australian beers, Carltons (also owned by Asahi) and Coopers Pale Ale are our version of Budweiser and IPAs respectively. I'd also recommend San Miguel but I don't think they export outside of Asia.

Czech beer is the best beer, I'm sure you can get Staropramen or Pilsner Urquell anywhere. German beer is also good.

Yeah, Pilsner is a good option. Best thing is that they used to be owned by Anheuser-Busch but are now with Asahi.

I'm glad the unexpectedly brutal Mulvaney backlash has motivated typically stubborn Americans to expand their tastes from their tried and tested favorites. Who knew it would take a deranged freak in a dress ogling you from a beer can to inspire a bit of adventurism?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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From what I've seen, the issue people have with the casting for Lilo & Stitch is that the Hawaiian natives playing Hawaiian characters aren't dark enough. By their logic, Dyldo is too human to play Pleakley.

Also, can we please stop the beer faggotry in this thread? There has to be somewhere else on this site for that discussion, but it's just derailing Dyldo's thread.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

If Dylan has an "IT'S MA'AM!" moment with a journalist, I will support them in that instance because it's funny and I hate journos more than trannies.