Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[brooky]

The vibe is spooky as hell. The waxen doctor sticking to the script. Anna's defensive, wild gesticulating. Nicole sandwiched there attempting to bridge the gap between a corporate ghoul's overt shill and the giant wheezing ogre sat there braless in a pajama top and pleather. Deeply unsettling.

Edit: just got to the part about the soup - it's funny again. Soup requires standing, fibber!

I know Nicole lost weight since Community but holy shit she's unrecognizable next to Anna. Though tbf even at her biggest she'd still be the size of one of Anna's thighs.

This whole thing is gross.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

This must have been filmed awhile back. She's still hoarse AF there.

Haa, she really just said she forgets to eat all the time. What an utter loon.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

That video was awful to experience. I got legitimately startled by the jump scare close up of Anna’s uncanny valley face. Everyone’s voice was grating in a different way. They were all reciting scripted remarks but pretending that it was a conversation but without - acting- so doing nothing to hide that they had memorized and practiced beforehand so it took on a very surreal quality as though we were seeing some alternate reality where people converse via memorized words written for them. And then this terrible music loudly playing on repeat. painful. If you want me to tell you the location of the rebel base just make me watch this video two times in a row.

I did enjoy Anna saying that she has to remind herself to eat (which like just stop doing that Anna. Problem solved) and saying what “worked” as if she is the after photo when she hasn’t lost a single pound since she started this most recent “health journey”

 

[Salvador Dali]

This must have been filmed awhile back. She's still hoarse AF there.

Anna had posted behind the scene previews of this clown show on March 7th

 

[Buffett]

Wow, seeing her sitting next to others really puts her size in perspective. Seriously shocking.

 

[HamFan]

What a crock of shit that video was.

The message - You can thrive and have a great life with obesity, but it does have health concerns that need to be addressed. They speak obliquely of "health concerns," but don't really talk about weight loss. I suspect because ozempic, or any weight loss drug, is only going to go so far. Most people will still be fatasses. So they stick to, it's ok to be fat, it's not your fault, you can still "work on your health," in other words become a regular customer to the medical industry. Much like Anna has become on her "health journey."

I love that finally going to the doctor, getting your various diseases diagnosed, (picking and choosing which ones to ignore,) and getting treatment- but totally fucking glossing over your super morbid obesity- can now be called a health journey. What else has she done? She's propped herself up enough to make 20 second "exercise" videos again, and literally nothing else that we can see.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It’s stated this was the last episode of some sort of series, right near the end of the clip. Glad that was mentioned because I could not figure out from this, what this was supposed to be about.

I’m still unclear. Is Anna supposed to be taking Ozempic for weight loss? Is she doing something else in conjunction with that?

Is the series focused on explaining the complexity of obesity, medical barriers to treatment, the specific problems the obese face losing weight?

I’m a little extra brain dead this week but didn’t get any of that from this one short video. A few things were mentioned but with no useful detailS provided.

All I got was that all 3 seemed to be on different pages and Anna was not doing a great job holding back the “extra”.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna's paid spokeswoman interview with Norodisk was aired today. Ninjaed!

• This is a HAES program.
• Doctor looks like shes entered a state a shocked robot state.
• This is just a bunch of scripted bullshit.
• Anna states her weight is a shield but therapy and doctors have taught her she doesn't need to use her meat shield anymore.
• Doctor talks shit states that Obesity is a biological multi system disease that has nothing to do with the choices we make.
• Anna states people assume she just eats all the time but that's wrong she has to remind herself to eat or she wont eat at all.
  • "I live a very active and healthy lifestyle."
    • She states this while her stomach finally escapes the confines of being under the table and asserts its dominance to the world.
• Her doctor has started a weight management plan with her that involves meditation and mindfulness,
  • She makes an offhanded comment about health concerns due to obesity and goes back to the light happy shit.
• "We need to see more people like you THRIVING with obesity."
• "It is bigger then just eating less and moving more."
  • The host made a comment that exercise wasn't important either she paired it to fad diets.
• Host asks Anna her comfort food and she states its soup.
  • She also states she meal preps on Sundays and always makes a new soup.
• Host asks her response to online trolls.
  • "Don't read the internet comments."
    • Which is helpful that she turned them off in some platforms. Guess she read them.
• "There is no such thing as failure unless you give up." That is one way to support bingeing.

She blames the brand but it sounds like she fell for a fake phishing email pretending to be the brand.

 

[Even more 8008135]

She's looking extra thumb-ish here.


And GODDAMN, that gunt!

 

[OttoWest]

Soup? Really Anna— soup? Unless that soup is melted pints of Jeni’s.

Ninja’d by @Even more 8008135 but wow, she looks at least 50, and this is likely with a pro MUA for this infomercial:

I’m still reeling over those first shots of her at the table, her cushion of ass fat seating her at least a foot higher than the other two women. It must be like taking a giant inflatable pool float with you wherever you go. Whoever put together the set for that ad could’ve had no idea what Anna’s proportions would be to choose that table.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Questions at the end for the doctor:

Q: what do you do to unwind after a stressful day?
A: i move. I take a walk with my teenagers, or do some strength training or Pilates.

Q: How do you get back on your feet when you feel you’ve failed your health goals?
A: i pause, forgive myself and reengage my tools to get back on track.

Questions for Anna:

Q: what’s your favorite comfort food?
A: Soup

Q: how do you combat the trolls?
A: don’t read the comments

What a complex, multifaceted coincidence that the doctor is thin and Anna is obese!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Damn it, can’t edit before one last laptop fix so sorry for essentially double posting. I watched this again and now am a tad MOTI. There’s a lot of blatant bullshit being spewed but the more “subtle” messaging is really frosting my fritters. I’m going to dig more deeply into this campaign to try and understand exactly what they’re going after.

The title: “It’s Bigger Than Me”. Nasty, self absolving crap. The obvious implementation is that you can’t possibly deal with your own weight issues without the help of the benevolent drug firm and whatever philosophy or practitioners they’re associated with.

I wonder if the drug company is early on in the development of one or more new “weight management” drugs? Possible ‘scheme’ involving the Ozempic. Put their hefty resources behind a mainstream push to normalize obesity. Pay token lip service to having the medical system check for obesity related health issues. If doc says smallish percentage of weight loss would help? Why, Ozempic of course!

No sense of deprivation or feeling you’re really betraying HAES policies! Nobody is asking you to lose a lot of weight; just enough to deal with the current medical issue. Then you can stop the Ozempic and THRIVE with your obesity and resume joyful movement back to the fridge and pantry.

Drugs that will help with LIMITED weight control are perfect for drug companies. They’re also in an ideal position in terms of data collection, to find out how much weight docs could recommend an obese patient loses to mitigate the current obesity related health issue while leaving them obese and developing further issues.

And of course the drug company will have the meds needed for those issues. The way obesity rates are climbing we’re looking at seriously profitable income streams.

I really hope I’m being stupidly conspiracy minded, paranoid and snarky but this has all the wrong kinds of potential. Savvy marketing types capable of long term planning can help this ‘movement’ really go mainstream.

If I’m not completely full of shit the pendulum will eventually swing the other way but how many lives will be needlessly lost because of this kind of campaign involving a lot of learned helplessness?

 

[one_time_user]

Anna states people assume she just eats all the time but that's wrong she has to remind herself to eat or she wont eat at all.

• "I live a very active and healthy lifestyle."

does this chick not realize she has a million videos of her eating like a pig at a trough?

 

[GenociderSyo]

If I’m not completely full of shit the pendulum will eventually swing the other way but how many lives will be needlessly lost because of this kind of campaign involving a lot of learned helplessness?

Theres a worse campaign going on that J and Corissa posted where it pretty much has a fat woman stating that SEEMS to state diabetics do not have to watch or stop their sugar intake. It's for a continual glucose monitor that is using fats to advertise.

 

[keytar]

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm guessing that Anna's bad health news is an endometrial cancer, It's very common among the deathfats.

I doubt that's her news. For that to be her news she would have not only had an internal vaginal ultrasound, she also would have consulted with a gynaecologist and had a hysteroscopy. There is no way in Hell Anna has done any of those things and not spewed about medical fatphobia. You only have to reference her rages over the endocrinologist and the thyroid scan person.

Would not be surprised. Imbalance of hormones due to obesity does indeed increase the risk of cancer by a lot.

Indeed it does. I'm not suggesting that Anna is not a candidate for endometrial cancer (she definitely is), just that I very much doubt she's been tested for it.

 

[OttoWest]

does this chick not realize she has a million videos of her eating like a pig at a trough?

Just a taste…

 

[Simon]

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Reminds me of Tess 'ana queen' Holliday. Literally posting food every other day, yet is such a dainty anorexic.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Host asks Anna her comfort food and she states its soup.

• She also states she meal preps on Sundays and always makes a new soup.

LIES. LIIIIIIIES. ANNA, WE KNOW BETTER.

Soup. FFS, who is supposed to believe that? Maybe if it's ultra-chunky soup, so chunky that it comes in the form of a cheeseburger.

The whole thing is unbelievable. Maybe this is, like a lot of scams, presented in a way that makes intelligent people say,"What the hell? You've got to be kidding me; what kind of idiot falls for this?" because they would prefer that stupid people (who are less likely to sue if a drug fucks them up, and if they do they will settle for smaller amounts) fuel the demand for Ozempic.

Bring on the giant meteor strike or the next Carrington Event. Or blow up Yellowstone. After three years of mass insanity, I'm past giving a shit which disaster will fuck this gay earth.

Ninja’d by @Even more 8008135 but wow, she looks at least 50, and this is likely with a pro MUA for this infomercial:

Both gray and magenta are terrible colors on her (she looks best in light, btight, warm-toned colors), and echoing them in her makeup is just a fucking disaster. The application isn't typical of her style, so I'm sure somebody got paid good money to make her look like this—somebody who obviously despised her on the spot.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh come on, guys. How can you doubt that she makes soup?

Opening cans of Progresso isn't beyond her capacities.