Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
Marvin said:
So how long until he risks it and resumes his creeping on chicks in general?
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The things that we consider creepy (leaving ring emojis on girls instagram pics, sending DM's, following girls around campus) are things that Russ sees no problem with. Like he literally doesn't view any of those actions as creepy, that's just how a Normal Attractive Guy shows his interest in the ladies. That's all regular flirting and couldn't possibly be what Angry Dad was referring to, he must've had the wrong guy! Russ would reassure himself that he's not creepy, he never did anything wrong, and as an innocent disabled victim he is EVEN MORE entitled to pussy. The creeping would never stop, Russ would die in his pursuit of vagina, it's his entire life's work.

Russ saw nothing wrong with titling a book "Why I'm making it legal for your 18 year old daughter to get in bed with a complete stranger for 500 bucks". Guy clearly doesn't give a fuck about angering fathers.
 
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Marvin said:
OK so this is a pretty retarded concept, but maybe someone will appreciate it.

So here's my alternative universe idea. What if in minecraft, some angry, pissed off dad ambushed Russ irl and kidnapped him and took him out to the desert. He beats the shit out of him, pistol whips him, and gives him an ultimatum. "stop harassing my daughter in college on social media or I'll paint the walls with your brains"

Russ futily tries to ask "who's your daughter?", but the angry man, unfamiliar with how much of a disgusting sex pest Russ is, just tells "you know who she is you rapey piece of shit, you contact her again and I'll kill you".

Russ is justifiably afraid for his safety. But he's also an incurable skeevy pest. He doesn't know which girl to stop creeping on. He can't stop being a creepy shit entirely. It's just not in his nature.

So how long until he risks it and resumes his creeping on chicks in general?
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Some guy: "Stop harassing this woman!"

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One of the things that confuses me the most about Russ is the huge lead-ups he does to releasing his songs. Hasn't he been teasing this latest abomination for at least a year? It's clearly been ready for release (or at least in a state Russ thinks is ready) for quite some time. Even if it was something that people (other than us) want to listen to, nobody will care by the time it comes out. Talk about striking while the iron is cold. Why sit on a song for months and months if you think it's going to be your big break? Even bearing in mind Russ' broken brain, I don't understand his "logic".

There are artists (including amateurs like Russ) who release entire albums more frequently than Russ releases 90-second singles. The music business moves really fast, especially these days. A single can be written, recorded, mixed, mastered, released and publicised in a week. Big pop artists have to constantly release new material or they drop out of the public eye - why do you think they get features on each other's tracks so much? Because even that lightning-fast production line of songs isn't enough any more, you have to be on other people's songs so people remember who you are in the gaps between releasing your own. And here's Russ, thinking he can muscle in on this incredibly competitive corner of the music industry (if Russ was in some more niche genre he might be able to get away with a more erratic release schedule), but pop music is relentless, you can't break into it as an indie artist without serious record label marketing muscle to push you into the public eye and a relentless work ethic to keep you there.

I guess it shows his delusions of grandeur, that one 90-second single (pop singles have got a lot shorter than they used to be thanks to TikTok but 2 minutes is still considered the minimum) is going to launch him in a way that multiple entire albums have failed to launch many much more talented artists with millions of dollars worth of marketing budget.
 
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One of the things that confuses me the most about Russ is the huge lead-ups he does to releasing his songs. Hasn't he been teasing this latest abomination for at least a year? It's clearly been ready for release (or at least in a state Russ thinks is ready) for quite some time. Even if it was something that people (other than us) want to listen to, nobody will care by the time it comes out. Talk about striking while the iron is cold. Why sit on a song for months and months if you think it's going to be your big break? Even bearing in mind Russ' broken brain, I don't understand his "logic".

There are artists (including amateurs like Russ) who release entire albums more frequently than Russ releases 90-second singles. The music business moves really fast, especially these days. A single can be written, recorded, mixed, mastered, released and publicised in a week. Big pop artists have to constantly release new material or they drop out of the public eye - why do you think they get features on each other's tracks so much? Because even that lightning-fast production line of songs isn't enough any more, you have to be on other people's songs so people remember who you are in the gaps between releasing your own. And here's Russ, thinking he can muscle in on this incredibly competitive corner of the music industry (if Russ was in some more niche genre he might be able to get away with a more erratic release schedule), but pop music is relentless, you can't break into it as an indie artist without serious record label marketing muscle to push you into the public eye and a relentless work ethic to keep you there.

I guess it shows his delusions of grandeur, that one 90-second single (pop singles have got a lot shorter than they used to be thanks to TikTok but 2 minutes is still considered the minimum) is going to launch him in a way that multiple entire albums have failed to launch many much more talented artists with millions of dollars worth of marketing budget.
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my speculation is that he held the song back for so long because he planned to release it shortly after getting famous on AGT (he fully expected to win, or at the very least to get far enough in the competition to get on national TV)

when that failed he sued, and the suit dragged on for a while, during this time he still expected to win the suit and get on TV eventually

only after he admitted to himself that he really isn't getting on AGT did he decide to plan a standalone release for the song
 
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my speculation is that he held the song back for so long because he planned to release it shortly after getting famous on AGT (he fully expected to win, or at the very least to get far enough in the competition to get on national TV)

when that failed he sued, and the suit dragged on for a while, during this time he still expected to win the suit and get on TV eventually

only after he admitted to himself that he really isn't getting on AGT did he decide to plan a standalone release for the song
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I always assumed he has the song on layaway, and that the release date is when he finally finishes paying for it.
 
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Knowing that Russ reads this thread and sees all the people talking about his stalking ethots and why, exactly, his behavior is creepy, yet continues to stalk them is amazing to me. If you ever need proof that cows are generally incapable of learning, just point people to this thread.

The lawsuits are insane, but he has learned some things from them, like don't try to sue celebrities. He stopped trying to sue Taylor Swift after a few, unsuccessful attempts.

He hasn't stalked irl another woman since Erica. Before Erica he stalked that stripper and a few prostitutes, but not to the level of Erica.

But he keeps trying to make prostitution legal and hitting on thots, despite years of experiences that should have taught him these actions are pointless and normal people find them to be creepy.

He's a fascinating cow.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Ah, Russ. Your fashion sense never changes. The off-center tie, the badly buttoned suit, the wrinkled, ill-fitting shirt, and let's not forget the thin layer of grease coating your face. Classic.
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I never really paid attention to his suit before but... that looks like he slept in it.

The cuffs of his shirt are seemingly rolled up OVER the suit. The bulging wallet and whatever else in his pants makes him look like he's trying to smuggle stuff in. The suit itself looks too tight meaning it's going to bunch up. And the tie isn't off center, it's the way he's standing in what he probably thinks is a power pose shifting the lapels over a bit. Still looks like shit.

But at least he was considerate enough to cover his mouth with the phone.

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The NFL had various teams doing promotions with the cheerleaders for charity events and well Russ dosen't disappoints with his take.View attachment 5072708View attachment 5072709
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What is he even trying to say here?

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But he keeps trying to make prostitution legal and hitting on thots, despite years of experiences that should have taught him these actions are pointless and normal people find them to be creepy.
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He's hoping that one will respond favorably. It's never going to happen though but he's a retard.
 
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