Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Same woman. Right is from a March 22 Instagram.
Edit: this is not to show weight gain, I'm talking filters and the difference between photos/videos posted by her and photos/videos posted by others. Because the photos are within weeks of each other. March 22, 2023 is the right pic while the left is from the Ozempic video which she did earlier in March.View attachment 5072208
I edited the post too, but some seemed to be thinking that I meant March of 2022 and was trying to show weight gain? Noohohoho, March 22nd of this year is when the right pic was posted. I'm showing the difference in her edited pics/vids and those that other people have control over.
 
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This monstosity costs at least $15 and includes a bucket of butter and caramel popcorn topped with Twix, crushed Oreo, milk chocolate drizzle, and M&M’s.
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Look at the way she's barely perched on that bench because is ass is far too big for the seat. Her life must be so uncomfortable.

I'm sure the bucket of five junk foods will help.
 
So, I take it she took a pause on her “health journey” at Disneyworld? I get people indulge extra on vacation, but she has consumed way more than what I hear people normally eating there. People I know that have gone there at least try to have some sensible food in between the sugar, fat, and salt laden foods so as to not feel absolutely terrible by the end of the day. The heat, humidity, and all the walking gets tiring. The popcorn wouldn’t be so bad if she had a bunch of people to share it with, but I doubt she did.
 
It can’t feel good eating that bucket of sugar sludge. For whatever dopamine hit she’s getting from the “tee her secret menu” and then that first fistful— what is there after that? Then, as @JambledUpWords said, walking around in the Florida humidity, in a loud, crowded park, with that giant bowlful of junk sitting like a cannonball in her gunt? And posting that reel within hours of her “muh health jurnee” infomercial?

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I guess even after all these years Anna never ceases to amaze me.
 
So Disney brought Anna in to preview their super sugary pre Halloween foods and post about them. I don’t understand why this isn’t embarrassing.
That bowl of sugar snacks doesn’t sound appealing at all. Caramel corn is good but not even that much. The rest reminds me of Elf and his sugar breakfast.
Guess Anna really is living her best adult toddler life. Ew.
 
Oh come on, guys. How can you doubt that she makes soup?

Opening cans of Progresso isn't beyond her capacities.
Taking the lid off the DoorDash container containing soup in a bread bowl, and throwing a fistful of shredded cheese over the top of it, counts as food prep, doesn't it?
 
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Look at the way she's barely perched on that bench because is ass is far too big for the seat. Her life must be so uncomfortable.

I'm sure the bucket of five junk foods will help.
That leg is photoshopped as FUCK!!!! We know what your disgusting deformed legs look like gorl!!?!
 
So, I take it she took a pause on her “health journey” at Disneyworld? I get people indulge extra on vacation, but she has consumed way more than what I hear people normally eating there. People I know that have gone there at least try to have some sensible food in between the sugar, fat, and salt laden foods so as to not feel absolutely terrible by the end of the day. The heat, humidity, and all the walking gets tiring. The popcorn wouldn’t be so bad if she had a bunch of people to share it with, but I doubt she did.
What I found funniest about the picture where she has it in her hand and she's sitting on the bench is how small Anna makes the bucket look just because she's that big. That's an insane thing to eat, especially in humid heat. She's got to feel so gross all the time. I think normal people would settle for a strawberry popsicle, a smoothie, a frozen lemonade - anything that's actually refreshing.

It reminds me of Elf, but it also reminds me of the episode of The Office where Michael gets a soft baked pretzel and asks for every single topping. "Sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&Ms, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallows, nuts, toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar."
 
That leg is photoshopped as FUCK!!!! We know what your disgusting deformed legs look like gorl!!?!
Good catch. The smooth and blur filters were maxed out on that one, goddamn.

People aren't stupid, Anna. If your legs look like this:
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... and your leg rolls (!!) are visible even in jeans:

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your stretched-to-fuck leggings aren't going to be as smooth as glass, ya nitwit.
 
It can’t feel good eating that bucket of sugar sludge. For whatever dopamine hit she’s getting from the “tee her secret menu” and then that first fistful— what is there after that? Then, as @JambledUpWords said, walking around in the Florida humidity, in a loud, crowded park, with that giant bowlful of junk sitting like a cannonball in her gunt? And posting that reel within hours of her “muh health jurnee” infomercial?

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I guess even after all these years Anna never ceases to amaze me.
Not to mention the fact that she had to use her hands to shovel it into her face. Popcorn covered with sticky chocolate syrup and pulverized Oreos. In the middle of a filthy theme park. 🤢
 
Good catch. The smooth and blur filters were maxed out on that one, goddamn.

People aren't stupid, Anna. If your legs look like this:
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... and your leg rolls (!!) are visible even in jeans:

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your stretched-to-fuck leggings aren't going to be as smooth as glass, ya nitwit.
Fuckkkkkkk. So gnarly.
I like to think Anna isn’t like alr or chins and is a chaotic neutral always. But she’s becoming harder to enjoy. Them layyyyyggggs tho. Horrific.
 
I did the math: 1447 calories
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Looks to be a 48 oz tub, which is about 6 cups— 5 cups of popcorn, another cup of candy. Anna’s isn’t as full as the one above.

2.5 cups caramel popcorn 350
2.5 cups buttered popcorn 137
1/4 cup chocolate syrup 180
3 crushed Oreos 159
1.5 bag M&Ms 335
2 Twix 286

And that’s on top of the White Pumpkin frappachino with the drizzle and whipped cream.

And those are just “snacks”, not meals.
 
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