Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
RIP angry clown dude. Some of your posts were funny, but I think you might have taken all this too seriously and flew too close to the sun.
Funny or not, every single one of his posts was dripping with venom. Dude had a massive chip on his shoulder. My only question is was he a former fan or has he always hated Nick?

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The weird adolescent sounding voice alone is more than enough to put me off let alone the content.
Null's voice is an acquired taste like bone broth. Extremely nutritious too.
 
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It may interest you to know that I think Null just banned him.

Apparently, in addition to the stuff going on in this thread, he was also over in the Comicsgate thread advancing the (rather ridiculous) idea that Null intentionally caused the Farms to go down to protect one of Ethan Van Schiver's friends.

Leaving aside the skitzoposting and neghole-pozzing, I had a feeling he wasn't gonna last much longer as soon as he graduated to openly questioning Null's integrity and honesty. He did so on two fronts. I've been a Kiwi long enough to know that's a monumentally stupid move.

RIP angry clown dude. Some of your posts were funny, but I think you might have taken all this too seriously and flew too close to the sun.
Good riddance, the stupid faggot would re-use their handle and avatar to leave YT comments too. They clearly have some kind of deep personal beef with Rekieta.
 

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Not really, it would defeat the purpose if people knew their responses were being documented in the national database.

British doctors used to warn you. "I can't prescribe these for you any more. I've had a letter from the Home Office about you." (That would be for opioids though. They really didn't care much about benzos.)

People would generally then find a new doctor and start using a fake name and D.O.B. Given how chaotic the NHS is, it might take them years to figure it out.

Why do people seem to think that you are supposed to just keep taking these medications? The goal is to get off most of them as soon as you can.

People generally take them because they like the high. Personally, I've always found it extraordinarily unpleasant, but then I don't like alcohol either and the two have somewhat similar effects.

This is true, abruptly stopping long term benzo use can cause seizures.

Look, the same thing is true of alcohol but just as the vast majority of alcoholics stop drinking without having an in-patient detox, so the vast majority of benzo users should be able to reduce their dose in the community without having seizures. If a boozehound starts seizing and they're broke, they can't just waddle up to A&E and expect them to lay on a couple of bottles of scotch.

When people with a benzo habit get put on a detox here in the UK, a couple of things happen:

Firstly, they get referred to a specialist service. They've been manipulating their overworked, bleeding heart GP for years, so they're going to get stopped from doing that. We know that too many GP's will just write the script to get them out of the room. That's why this woman is so pissed off that the receptionist is acting as gatekeeper and passing on the doctor's message. She knows that some doctors really find it hard to say no and stand up to the pressure. Specialist services have protocols and the doctor can't break the protocol.

Secondly, they'll go on daily pick-up. Off to the pharmacy every day to collect that day's dose. Your respectable housewife types find this humiliating. They've transformed from patient to drug addict. Also, you can't manipulate your dose and get high.

Consequently, hardly anyone who gets put on a benzo reduction takes up the offer of detox. The people who do tend to be polydrug abusers, who are dependent on opioids, alcohol and benzos. These people generally require in-patient detox followed by rehab. These are the ones at real risk of seizures, but they're a somewhat small proportion of the benzo gobbling community.

More likely, people will just start buying them off the internet. What do they sell for now, 50p apiece? I believe local dealers (who are buying them off the internet) charge £1 a pill?

It's cheaper than smoking.
 
- Nick defends why he doesn't have a secretary or producer: personal reasons. He likes being his own boss, and 'what if [he] do[es]n't want to talk to someone that day?' It would still require him to being involved.
- Lots of drug talk. Says they are not that bad. He know lots of successful people who have done drugs regularly. The government propogandises it..
Hmm, since most of his content seems to be moving more in tandem with the thread, does this mean KF is part of production now? Are we becoming One with the Content Creator? I don't like this leach-parasite parasocial relationship that is developing. I'm going to be more conscious of what I write here from now on, because I'm not interested in working for free. Hire a producer, Nick.
Look at all the filth piled up all over the place in the background. A cluttered mess.
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Kayla is 'too busy' 'keep[ing] the house in order'.
'House' can be somewhat unspecific in this case. I see a baby sat in a booster seat in the photo. I thought their kids were more grown, so I'll give the benefit of the doubt here and say we don't know what their home situation is and she may very well have her hands full watching relative's kids or something.
 
'House' can be somewhat unspecific in this case. I see a baby sat in a booster seat in the photo. I thought their kids were more grown, so I'll give the benefit of the doubt here and say we don't know what their home situation is and she may very well have her hands full watching relative's kids or something.
If Kayla is busy watching kids, then that begs the question what does the Nanny do? Satisfy Nicks urge to needlessly spend overspend money on extraneous things?
 
If Kayla is busy watching kids, then that begs the question what does the Nanny do? Satisfy Nicks urge to needlessly spend overspend money on extraneous things?

I do not believe he knows or cares. Which is fair if you have the dosh to pay someone to do the housework for you. I wouls be worried about my kinder, but that is me
 
I mean just LMAO. Everything we have seen of their house is a shamble. And they have a nanny for the kids. And their default response to the kids is, "Go play with your iPad." So during the day, it's probably, "Go 'learn' on your iPad." I'm sure the kids are just as messed up as the house is. LMFAO.
Since Nick had at least one rant about kids being raised by their iPads instead of good fathers, that is very likely to be the case.
Hmm, since most of his content seems to be moving more in tandem with the thread, does this mean KF is part of production now? Are we becoming One with the Content Creator? I don't like this leach-parasite parasocial relationship that is developing. I'm going to be more conscious of what I write here from now on, because I'm not interested in working for free. Hire a producer, Nick.
Yes. This thread is Nick's daddy, he cannot help but rebel against it. Son, don't get that Ducati now!
 
If Kayla is busy watching kids, then that begs the question what does the Nanny do? Satisfy Nicks urge to needlessly spend overspend money on extraneous things?
Maybe she's part of production too. It helps to give him the sense he's important and productive while she's working.
 
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I'm told this is an unpopular opinion, but does anyone seriously take "stay at home mom" serious as a "job" once the kids are in school? Are we really meant to believe that there's 8+ hours a day of chores and work to do while the kids are at school every single day? Are we really expected to believe that "stay at home mom" doesn't involve hours of watching TV on the couch?

Sure they have 5 kids but they also have a nanny, so my same criticisms still apply.
I do on a case by case basis. But not when your kitchen looks like Nicks, and Nick seems to also do most of the cooking. I expect she's primarily mothering her pill habit.
 
It may interest you to know that I think Null just banned him.

If it happened, it was somewhat inevitable. Like Cynthia, he is at war with a set of people. Someone with that intention is a bad fit for this place most of the time and it usually ends like this. If he isn't banned yet, I would expect it to happen soon. In a way, I think even he wants it to happen.

I'm told this is an unpopular opinion, but does anyone seriously take "stay at home mom" serious as a "job" once the kids are in school? Are we really meant to believe that there's 8+ hours a day of chores and work to do while the kids are at school every single day? Are we really expected to believe that "stay at home mom" doesn't involve hours of watching TV on the couch?

It depends on the person and the situation. A woman can make of that situation whatever they want. There are some that do get into an almost obsessive level of cleaning. There are others that start migrating into community and volunteer work. But there are others obviously like her who get lazy, go to doctors for imaginary conditions and get a whole mess of pills that they use to get through the day.

I think she honestly does put a certain amount of effort into the homeschooling cabal the family is a part of. And it possible for a stay-at-home that is directly involved with teaching the kids can (if they do it right) turn it into a decent amount of effort. Then there is managing alcoholic drug-taking Nick hanging around the house all day. That kind of thing could effectively be saddling her with another child to take care of.

But the times I've seen and listened to her didn't make a good impression. The kitchen seems to be a total mess every time we see it. The long list of pills she takes (which we know as a fact IMO) point to alot of problems. There is also the DM that claims she has an interest in being a swinger which is also not a good sign.
 
His editor could do it on YT, but Rumble does not have team member account access. He is worried about giving Ryan his full account access becuase he gets DMs about legal Q's and answers as a lawyer.

Rumble doesn't have DM's as far as I am aware. Also, giving out advice over the internet seems pretty shady on the ethics.
I mean, if he's doing that, he shouldn't do that. That sounds a lot like Nick is establishing an attorney-client relationship with his fans over the Internet. Avoiding that is why most lawyers posting or streaming online make clear that they aren't giving legal advice, aren't your lawyer, and in general avoid discussing specifics of situations prompted by viewers. This sounds a lot like legal advice. But I also have never heard about Rumble having DMs.

He has still heard nothing on the 'doxxing' complaint since his response months ago.
If the investigation was closed without any discipline being sought, he would receive a "Determination that Discipline is Not Warranted" letter. Same goes for the complainant(s), if any. If he hasn't received that letter, the investigation must still be open.

I think they're trying to figure out if they can nail him on this.

- In the last minute of his show he grabbed his hair and said 'I have so much hair!' More than Rob (Law and Lumber) and almost as much as Peter (Tragos Law).
At least in Philly Nick can cope with Dick about how much hair they both have and how they both don't read their threads on Fanfic Farms.

Yet this fucker is out here talking about buying a $40,000 Ducati? Didn't he mention at one point $40,000 being the likely cost of his gift idea? Interesting coincidence. Is the 5k gift going to be just an unlisted video of him crashing a Ducati into a tree?
I think Nick was delusional enough in his intoxicated haze that he thought that rate of subscriber growth he had in October and November would continue forever. Wasn't he already talking about doing something for 10k? He probably thought with all the subscribers coming in 40k would be a drop in the bucket. At this point he should just apologize and admit it's not going to happen.
 
It may interest you to know that I think Null just banned him.
Good riddance, the stupid faggot would re-use their handle and avatar to leave YT comments too. They clearly have some kind of deep personal beef with Rekieta.
If it happened, it was somewhat inevitable. Like Cynthia, he is at war with a set of people. Someone with that intention is a bad fit for this place most of the time and it usually ends like this. If he isn't banned yet, I would expect it to happen soon. In a way, I think even he wants it to happen.
Confirmed with Dear Leader that @Twitter Is Cancer is, in fact, banned.
 
I think I did update the MATI thread with Rekieta shit a few times. Null mentioned within that thread about the GiveSendGo. Delay your gratification.

I don’t think Rackets becoming a lolcow the level of “Look at him, look at this idiot suffer!” with respect to most of the Rekieta Thread.
He’s in a fall from grace that he won’t fully recover from and the consequences from this can effect his kids, which is hard to laugh at. However his continued doubling down can and will make it easier.

Ralph’s fall was funnier because Ralph was always a fucking awful person after you scratched away at the surface.
Rekieta is becoming a mushbrained druggie because success got to him/ drugs made the illusion harder to maintain.

This can either end like Null and Dick or Null and Ralph. Now the human being in me wants an amicable parting, but the drama enjoyer wants Rekieta to inherit the Sonichu Demon and go hog wild.
 
I feel like Nick's upcoming event in Philly hasn't been as publicized or the specifics discussed here on KF.

I also don't recall any Locals scraping mentions of it at all.

When is the event itself?
Where is it being held?
Are guests being charged 50 bucks again?
Any plans for Nick to actually livestream anything this time?
Any e-celebs joining Nick this time?
Did Nick get another paypig to do event planning for him again this time like Vegas?
Any of the Locals psychos RSVPed to attend?
Does Nick have any sidetrips planned to visit any other e-celeb orbiters who live close by?
 
I think Nick was delusional enough in his intoxicated haze that he thought that rate of subscriber growth he had in October and November would continue forever. Wasn't he already talking about doing something for 10k? He probably thought with all the subscribers coming in 40k would be a drop in the bucket. At this point he should just apologize and admit it's not going to happen.
Yes, I remember this being mentioned as well. I also remember him on a few occasions (maybe also in person) say that he saw this "as a million dollar business/enterprise". He was already thinking in big numbers around the time when the interest had peaked post YT ban. He had had talked about the 10K milestone around the time 5K was nearing, but I don't think it had reached it yet. This was all before he quit court streams, because well of course. His predictions were premature, but I think when he saw the line at Matsuri and the wide range of support his ban garnered, he genuinely seemed to be in awe. Why he then took his success from that, turned around and shat on his prior base to his own detriment will forever elude me.
 
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My guess is former paypig. Sunk cost fallacy is a real bitch.
He seemed more like a leftover from the comicsgate wars who had a side-vendetta against Nick from when Nick had more crossover with that stuff back during Vic days. He was like something out of 2019 alot of the time. Like alot of people, he wanted to weaponize the farms against certain individuals and fell into conspiracy theory about the farms & null when he was unable to do that.
 
I feel like Nick's upcoming event in Philly hasn't been as publicized or the specifics discussed here on KF.

I also don't recall any Locals scraping mentions of it at all.

When is the event itself?
Where is it being held?
Are guests being charged 50 bucks again?
Any plans for Nick to actually livestream anything this time?
Any e-celebs joining Nick this time?
Did Nick get another paypig to do event planning for him again this time like Vegas?
Any of the Locals psychos RSVPed to attend?
Does Nick have any sidetrips planned to visit any other e-celeb orbiters who live close by?
It appears the event is a crossover live event of The Dick Show and Nick is a guest. In true Nick fashion it would appear the only work he has to do is show up and get hammered, which is why very little promotion has been done by Nick other than mention it. On his lowcows exclusive that showcased the mess of his kitchen he also mentioned he got an air b&b for the weekend.

Event is Saturday the 22nd at 8:00 pm. Doors open at 6:30. It‘s seemingly sold out. I haven’t dug in deep enough to find ticket prices.

World Cafe Link/Archive
Etix Link/Archive
Patreon Ticket Announcement/Archive

Edit to add venue address

World Cafe Live​

3025 WALNUT STREET
PHILADELPHIA, PA
United States

Edit to add ticket cost prices vary between $25 and $40 depending on which level of seating was purchased. Wayback machine had snapshots here.
 
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