Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I think Shane is saying that he's going to punish us by not mentioning our usernames on twitter.
Of course he's not going to miss any fresh deets that might pop up in his autobiography here.
They will just be addressed anonymously, and nobody will understand what he is replying to, again.

Come on Shane, I thought we were friends. :(
 
It must be mind blowing for Shame to know that Kiwis are mothers, fathers, people with or without jobs, leftists, conservatives, we run the whole gamut. This forum has hundreds of discussions going on at any moment with people from all walks of life. I know you know this, Shame, deep down, but you have to put up this front & be obtuse at every turn. Which is why you are a GREAT lolcow.
 
I think Shane is saying that he's going to punish us by not mentioning our usernames on twitter.
Of course he's not going to miss any fresh deets in his autobiography here. They will be addressed anonymously and nobody will understand to what he is replying to, again.

Come on Shane, I thought we were friends. :(
Shame Porkins puts Technicality Tomlinson to Shame. Look Drain, I can do this too.

“Someone on Twitter is now claiming they don’t need life advice from Kiwi Farms. Whoever this is, they’re sure not fat. This is beautiful. 🤣

See? This is no way was directed at Shame, because I didn’t say his name. That means I wasn’t responding to something specifically he said, even though I did. 10/10 Big brained it, Nokes-Style.

EDIT: He literally just said this post almost verbatim, LMFAO. Don’t think that was intentional.
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I feel ignored right now.
 
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Seems like Tubby doesn't like being given advice. If this were an intervention program he probably would be bitching about how he doesn't need help and that he's totally fine, just like the way he bitched to the doctors on his health problems.
If he was willing to take peoples advice he wouldn't be in the state he's in now nor would be be a lolcow.
 
Microsoft does have a Windows Insider Program Agreement with some changes in 2020 (they would go through their NDA forms to also change a few things too just last year. This felt like it was more due to what's going on in the Activision Blizzard lawsuit). Though depending on your role in the company you're still subject to NDA's. However, insider builds are public so there's no reason to have an NDA. If you sign an NDA don't be stupid and break it. Not only will a tech company sue you into the ground and force you into bankruptcy, but you can face time in prison. When signing theirs you also wave any chance of having the lawsuit in another State/ Country, it's on their turf, no exceptions. You could sign in one of their other offices anywhere in the world, it wont matter.

Unless I'm mistaken, there is no criminal element to an NDA breach, unless it is to personally profit from it by providing information to a competitor, which then becomes an issue of corporate espionage. If it isn't corporate espionage it should be a purely civil matter. But, IANAL. Any lawfag kiwi's care to comment?

Sounds like why he can't hold much of a job. But none of the above sounds like a disability worthy of payments by the SS. Not being able to get a higher paying job because you are a POS is not the same as 'retired'.

That's one thing that Shame never addresses, the fact that he constantly lies. His favorite lie seems to be that he is "retired". He's not nor has he ever been retired. We have proof here that he himself admitted that he was fired from his last job before he got disability. Being fired is not retirement. He's now on disability. Disability is not retirement. He can technically claim he is retired once his disability switches to pure social security when he is eligible for social security, but that won't be for decades. So his claiming that he is retired is a complete fabrication, as is most of what he says, such as working for the government (not in his Linkedin, no proof he ever worked for any government agency, ever), or that he is a Jew (his mother was not a Jew, he has never demonstrated that he converted, his first wedding has no Jewish elements to demonstrate any tie to that faith). Not to mention the continual lying about his weight and fitness.
 
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He’s actually brain-damaged.

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“Time for another ONA/Kiwi direct reply timeout for the next several days.”

Shane, you directly replied to the thread twice. Does that make sense? Did I make that simple enough for your “college level reading comprehension”? Oink once for yes, Twice for no. We can try this again if you need more help.

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This is what not talking about your thread looks like.
I don't think I've ever seen a more impotent person in my life
 
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To be fair, I wouldn't take advice from these degenerates either but I guarantee all the life advice you heard here was given to you at some point in your life outside of an Internet gossip site. I like the irony of the fucking worthless part. My dude you sit at home tweeting to no one and collecting disability. You might have more twitter engagement if you didn't Noke your biggest fans. Most of the people on this forum contribute to society somehow other than collecting government issued alms. I for one work at the cheese sandwich factory.
 
@alawital I totally agree.

Shane is unlike a lot of the other people who get discussed on this site. I would think that for the most part of the past 20 or so years he’s been able to bluster his way through online arguments and bully anyone who questions his credentials. It’s a kind of denial of reality. It belies a fragile ego and insecurity.

Looking over the many one-sided interactions he has had with random people on the Internet over the year he’s been able to act like an obnoxious prat and swiftly block them, before they can expose his façade for what it is. A façade.

I don’t get pleasure from seeing someone suffer. With Shane his situation is largely of his own making. None on the 100+ pages in this thread will help him socially, romantically (now or with any future partner) and it’s a landmine for any prospective employer who googles him. That’s assuming that he looks for employment in the future.

The people ITT have found a catalogue of deceit, exaggeration and arrogance which is all publicly available. No L33t hAX0r skills needed.

All Shane’s shortfalls are a matter of public record. For what it’s worth stand down man! You’re only going to leave a bigger digital footprint of your cockups!

There was one other thing, as I know he’s reading here: Shane don’t fuck with Josh’s YT. When you play these games, they typically open a door that you can’t close. Rascals on the other site will start messing with you. You could just as easily find yourself getting a call from the DWP about your benefits.
 
Most of the people on this forum contribute to society somehow other than collecting government issued alms. I for one work at the cheese sandwich factory.
Exactly. For example, I’m a 6 ‘4” Navy Seal with a huge cock. Anytime I don’t post it’s because I”m fighting America’s enemies overseas.

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Like clockwork, Shane’s now arguing with strangers on behalf of troons. Apparently thinking a biological man cannot become a woman, a scientific fact, is directly equivalent to the horrendous mass castration of gay men in the 50s and apparently murder.

Shane’s a leftist so thought crimes are equal to actual crimes, you see. At least he’s not making fun of christians grieving murdered children right now. Give it time until the next troon school shooting, though.

Shane Someone on Twitter just shit the bed!
What a waste of atoms!
Why doesn’t Shane that person do everyone a favor and win a Darwin Award? 🤣🤣🤣
There, fixed for you. You’re no longer replying to someone.
 
Earlier in my career I worked in a couple of mundane, grind-y jobs like call centers and data entry work. Most of these employees actually work for contacting agencies who place them in assignments lasting anywhere from several weeks to several months or a year. So they’re not really employees of the contracting company at all.

My experience has been that 75% of these employees are middle-aged to older people, who tend to be not very skilled or educated and don't have ambitions to work anything more challenging. These people usually have families and normal social lives, so you can get along with them. Another 20% are younger folks, either recent college grads trying to move up the job ladder or people who are focused on outside work like acting, music, art etc. They’re also ok to get along with, but turnover is high with this group.

Then there’s the 5% who range from "socially inept creep" to "totally nutty" to "actively dangerous". These are the types who are asocial and unpleasant to deal with, and they do their job just barely enough to keep from being fired. They also tend to be confrontational, so turnover is again fairly high. Most of them get completely worked up over minor issues like receiving so-so performance reviews, and usually they can't handle criticism or follow rules that they don't want to. These types make life harder for the 95% of employees who just want to do their job, either by being lazy and forcing others to pick up their tasks or by being territorial about their product and leaping to conclusions about others.

We once had an employee, a very obese man who also claimed to be a former veteran, who wouldn't work much and spent a good part of each day drawing anime girls in his notepad. After receiving a poor performance review he made a joke about bringing a gun in and shooting his computer on the production floor. Needless to say management didn't take this well, but when they reprimanded this guy for being scary he just ramped up the tension and made every interaction with him into a life-or-death confrontation. Soon enough I didn't see him around anymore.

We also had an employee (I was a team lead by this time) who was so-so with his work product and didn't really improve in his six months with the company. After I had to ask him to improve the quality of his work, he started dropping shifts and taking more and more time off work. Eventually it got to a point where we put him on a 60-day PIP and he immediately went to HR and complained about discrimination and harassment by management. This was a tricky one to resolve as there were numerous hoops to jump through with HR including rigorously documenting each interaction with this employee and updating our scale which we used to grade employee performance. He eventually up and left the company with no notice on the last Monday of the month, leaving behind an entire month's worth of work he didn't do and which forced us to give OT to all the employees just to finish this guy's work on time.

I guess my point is that there's always a certain % of people in mundane, low-effort jobs who are just toxic. These are people with severe psychiatric issues; the narcissistic ones try and overstep their boundaries and disrupt the workplace, usually by "suggesting" changes to the workplace which, funnily enough, always make their own jobs easier while piling additional work onto others. Then when management tries to shut them down, they make a big fuss and act out until they get shipped to another department or just out the door. I hope it's clear by now that I'm putting Shame in this last box, and my experience with this type of employee has been to just disengage, leave them in the corner where they can't make too much of a mess, and hope they stay quiet while they get the help they need or just move on to another workplace with relatively little drama.
 

Neuromuscular issues have no direct link with cardiopulmonary fitness, retard. Having a neuromuscular issues doesn't prevent you from putting the fucking fork down so you aren't a fat sack of shit. Neuromuscular issues don't prevent someone from having cardiopulmonary fitness. It is entirely possible to have adapted exercise that takes said neuromuscular issues into account and which would allow an individual with just about any level of neuromuscular issues, save full body paralysis, to maintain cardiopulmonary fitness. So, you can't use that as an excuse of why you are a fast sack of shit and have the cardiopulmonary fitness of a tub of lard.
 
Neuromuscular issues have no direct link with cardiopulmonary fitness, retard. Having a neuromuscular issues doesn't prevent you from putting the fucking fork down so you aren't a fat sack of shit. Neuromuscular issues don't prevent someone from having cardiopulmonary fitness. It is entirely possible to have adapted exercise that takes said neuromuscular issues into account and which would allow an individual with just about any level of neuromuscular issues, save full body paralysis, to maintain cardiopulmonary fitness. So, you can't use that as an excuse of why you are a fast sack of shit and have the cardiopulmonary fitness of a tub of lard.
While I don’t have experience with specifically neuromuscular issues, I’m sure it’s no different from any other physical condition. You take into account what you can’t do, and then maximize what you can for physical health. In fact, the worst thing you can do is put added stress on your body through obesity, a poor diet, and inactivity.

Obesity causes a whole host of chronic problems, especially for someone like Shame who’s always been fat. Any degenerative conditions he has will just be accelerated. Even if he didn’t have some neuromuscular condition, just looking at his physique he’d have big health issues. Especially nearing/at middle age.

I’m not trying to nutrition sperg but I’m into fitness. At Shame’s weight, if he simply ate a controlled calorie deficit and improved the quality of his food macros he’d shed weight quickly, even while inactive. If he started walking regularly or talked to a doctor about what kind of exercise he could do, he could increase that weight loss more. Whatever weight lifting he could do would strengthen his muscle core, which would be tremendously helpful for his daily life. Put all this together and he’d be on a fast track for, at the very least, shedding some fat and being more mobile.

I’m no Fucking doctor or expert, but it’s obvious he doesn’t have to be as fat as he is. Just like it’s obvious he‘s fully capable of working a job and he’s cheating the disability system, robbing American taxpayers and the working-class of their hard-earned income.
 
I notice that Shane is on Twitter responding to this thread by pointing out he's not actually responding to this thread when he responded to this thread, but he didn't clarify why the then editor of Neowin was under the mistaken impression that Shane didn't work for Microsoft. How did he come to that conclusion?

Obesity causes a whole host of chronic problems, especially for someone like Shame who’s always been fat. Any degenerative conditions he has will just be accelerated. Even if he didn’t have some neuromuscular condition, just looking at his physique he’d have big health issues. Especially nearing/at middle age.
According to his own writings, he was warned about his weight on a trip to the dentist. Enough said.
 
Shane Eileen Nokes: If you’re constantly having to tweet about how stupid a bunch of people are because they apparently don’t understand your brilliant plan to “own them”, perhaps it’s not them who are stupid.

tl,dr: You’re a fat moron, and nobody buys your “I meant to do that” bullshit.
 
I notice that Shane is on Twitter responding to this thread by pointing out he's not actually responding to this thread when he responded to this thread, but he didn't clarify why the then editor of Neowin was under the mistaken impression that Shane didn't work for Microsoft. How did he come to that conclusion?
Trying to get Shame to actually answer actually important questions is impossible. He’d rather sperg about the wording of sentences and grammar, all to avoid addressing his embarassing past.

There was one other thing, as I know he’s reading here: Shane don’t fuck with Josh’s YT. When you play these games, they typically open a door that you can’t close. Rascals on the other site will start messing with you. You could just as easily find yourself getting a call from the DWP about your benefits.
He didn’t respond well to your good advice. Shocking.

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Shame, let me explain this to you since your “college-level reading comprehension” seems to not be doing the job. Nobody here is threatening to report your benefits. I personally would never fuck with you or any LOLcow’s life, I’m here to laugh when I‘m on bathroom breaks and I believe most others too. Interacting with cows is against the culture of the site, despite what ignorant press outlets and troons will spout.

What Ethics is saying, is that you need to realize there are people out there who WILL fuck with you if you keep intentionally poking the hive and piss off the wrong people- people who don’t follow Kiwi rules of engagement. For example, The ONA guys wanted to report SFWA (Fatrick’s Writing Guild) to the fucking IRS. Your disability shit is sus as fuck and it’s obvious you’re able to work, making you an easy target if you piss off the wrong person.

But Shame is too dumb to take advice, so I don’t know why I’m bothering. Don’t say you weren’t warned though.

Also more pedo projection from the guy who has a thread here because he attacked a Podcast going after pedos in SFWA. Shane hates pedos so much he actively defends them and harasses people who try to expose them. Also, this LOL.

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EDIT: And like clockwork, Shame denies the advice, and that’s why he has a thread.
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Imagine talking like this when we all know who you’re responding to. Shame is a vagina.
 
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I think I know what annoys Shane the most about KF and OnA users. When we log off the site, this side of the Internet ceases to exist. We have hobbies, work, friends, family that occupy our minds and we completely forget that KF or any of the lolcows on it exist. It completely ceases to bother us.

But for Shane, we are his entire world. He can't put us into timeout, because there is no "logging off" for him. The Internet is his entire life at this point. He has no friends to hang out with, no hobbies that take his mind off things, no work that he has to put effort into, no family that he has to worry about. He either exists on the Internet, or does not exist at all.

Thats the biggest thing that annoys him. We exist and have an impact on the world that isn't the Internet. For Shane, the Internet is literally the only way anyone knows of him and will ever know of him.
 
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