Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Russia passed law against gay propaganda and soon gay men were reputedly tortured in camps; Big Al think this is the future of Florida.
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The law banning gay propaganda was actually passed only around 2022, the shit they're bringing from 4 years ago wasn't officially signed (mostly brought up and then dropped) and most was Russia banning gay pride parades. As for the Chechnya thing, I couldn't find much proof about gay people being sent there, however, if the Chechens went murder crazy on gays in their country, I wouldn't be shocked. Those guys are the insane ultranationalist shithead types.
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I'm bored by the trailer; It is such a remarkable feat to make Looney Tunes so unfunny. The animators apparently think exaggerated facial expressions (goggling eyes; showing teeth) equal fun.
I don't have much against the trailer, cause it seems it's not trying to be like OG Looney Tunes/Tiny Toons with pratfalls or slapstick, this seems to aim more to be like Loony Tunes Show which I do like. If they can pull off some well-written comedy and make the characters interesting, this can work.
 

Ancient Escapist video from 2009, Judging by Bob's own drunken work ethic it's safe to assume this video is uncut, save for the retrospective ramble during the end.

It's only 3* minutes long but I genuinely enjoyed this review. The contrast between old vs. new Bob Chipman is night & day. He's actually trying to be engaging compared to the bland bitter bitch Bob presents himself nowadays. It's actually fun whenever Moviebob randomly drops a crack theory in the middle of a review, instead of resentful conspiracies and constant jabs at whoever he's pissed off at the moment.

*it's technically 6 minutes long but the first 3 minutes are dedicated to verably sucking off Pixar, so I don't think that counts for much in actually reviewing the movie. I still enjoyed the little tangent about how Pixar movies in 2009 are made for fathers/boys with a focus on older male protagonists, compared to Disney's then focus on all things princess related.
Yeah. His old stuff was passable, especially since the format was so new back then. It's why he was able to make a name for himself, back then. But he quickly became too comfortable and started speaking with no filter, and then Trump broke his brain.
 
His checkmark is gone.
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Fuck you Bob, Police Academy (well the first two, anyway, and the third sorta) was fucking hilarious and nothing will ever change that.

Ancient Escapist video from 2009, Judging by Bob's own drunken work ethic it's safe to assume this video is uncut, save for the retrospective ramble during the end.

It's only 3* minutes long but I genuinely enjoyed this review. The contrast between old vs. new Bob Chipman is night & day. He's actually trying to be engaging compared to the bland bitter bitch Bob presents himself nowadays. It's actually fun whenever Moviebob randomly drops a crack theory in the middle of a review, instead of resentful conspiracies and constant jabs at whoever he's pissed off at the moment.

*it's technically 6 minutes long but the first 3 minutes are dedicated to verably sucking off Pixar, so I don't think that counts for much in actually reviewing the movie. I still enjoyed the little tangent about how Pixar movies in 2009 are made for fathers/boys with a focus on older male protagonists, compared to Disney's then focus on all things princess related.
"Afford" to put up new stuff as well? Jezzus Bob, are you renting camera equipment by the hour or some shit? Paying an editor? What do you not have that you need to pay for that you didn't already have, which you obviously had to have had before, to make more of this shit?
 
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Bob having read Portnoy's Complaint is about as believable as me having fucked 1999-era Nicole Kidman.
oh he absolutely has not read it. He probably watched the 1972 film when he was either a film student or in general as part of being a "film geek".

Also holy shit, the fact that he equates Beau is Afraid to Portnoy's Complaint or that one follows the other/is copied from the other means he's as crayon-eating of a blue curtain analyst as ever. The only thing the two films really have in common is a therapist/psychoanalyst and sexual deviancy. While Portnoy is an Unreliable Narrator, Beau is nuts and so is his mother. Beau is afraid he'll die if he cums, as his mother told him his father died in this way. Portnoy does not have that issue.
 
oh he absolutely has not read it. He probably watched the 1972 film when he was either a film student or in general as part of being a "film geek".

Also holy shit, the fact that he equates Beau is Afraid to Portnoy's Complaint or that one follows the other/is copied from the other means he's as crayon-eating of a blue curtain analyst as ever. The only thing the two films really have in common is a therapist/psychoanalyst and sexual deviancy. While Portnoy is an Unreliable Narrator, Beau is nuts and so is his mother. Beau is afraid he'll die if he cums, as his mother told him his father died in this way. Portnoy does not have that issue.

Oh, so we're back to "any vaguely Renaissance movie involving the Church is just like A Man For All Seasons"-level analysis. Familiar territory for Bob.
 
Remember when Blobbo was saying Velma was kind of good to own the CHUDs? Now I know that reading comprehension isn't Blobby's thing. But you don't have baseline numbers for any of those metrics. As well, Parrot Analytics, measures engagement, across all social media, so it saw how much people were talking about it. The show was hated, so people were talking about it a lot. Furthermore, why would WB let a third party company have access to their internal numbers? Did he read the article?

But we all know this is just half assed cope, for "we already made a second season..."
 
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I strongly doubt the chest wall of a frozen human being can be so easily crushed; maybe I'll try it with a frozen turkey first.
My dad was an EMT for years and even just had CPR done on him this year. I'm trained in CPR. I hate these shows so much. Yes, that frozen thing is complete bullshit. Do people not remember what "warm blooded" even means for humans any more?

 
How long until a massive amount of reports get noticed ala Gunt?
He probably had a number of reports, but that checkmark prevented anything from happening to his account. Which is a shame because I reckon we lost the chance at a beautiful freak out if he'd lost the mark and his account before Musk bought Twitter.

Now, I don't think he minds as much because he's not the only one who lost it. Don't get me wrong, he's pissed he has to be like everyone else, but now he's just like the rest of the elites who lost their verification as well. That makes him part of them, and he can add that to the narrative that he is one of the elites who is persecuted for their intelligence. If he'd lost it a year ago though? The amount of raging would be insane. And then if he lost his twitter? We'd probably have gotten something on the level of his Pixels video.

I think he'll lost his account this year, but it won't be as epic as it could have been. Which is a shame, but oh well.
 
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All that money he paid for someone to give him the checkmark, that could have paid off some student loans or finally have gotten a better computer, gone. For nothing. He could have even paid for a Vegas trip and to buy a porn star or hooker for the night, it would have been a better investment.

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