🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ToddleDoddle]

Josie has turned on Queso, oh no.

 

[Rembrandt]

I pray for you Simmons

 

[Polyboros2]

Simmons doesn't want to share what Jet told him about his flight costs. I expect the script will soon include him getting pegged or something

"Look, obviously your gonna be the first to go after the humiliation ritual is complete, so let's try and save some money on that flight"

 

[Your Psychologist]

>he is not a woman beatel
>he is not a sex offendel
Help me bros... I was not a fan before, but Jon's innocent antics are too precious

 

[curbside2]

Josie is sperging out and crying in B1.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Let's go bitchezzzzz

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I pray for you Simmons

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I feel sorry for Simmons. Those hags are so cruel. But if they pull this off tomorrow, Team Damiel won't stand a chance.

 

[Rembrandt]

KING WAKE UP YOU NEED TO SAVE SIMMONS

 

[ToddleDoddle]

at this point i wouldn't be surprised if this show was entirely set up to mindfuck jon and simmons

My current working theory is half the cast are plants and the other half are autistic. Jon, Simmons, Josie and Mauro are all on the spectrum. Simmons and Jon are getting baited more because they have the least self-awareness.

 

[curbside2]

It took one hour for Letty to go from chaotic good to an evil manipulator lol

 

[Jeh0va]

'nother schizo moment.

 

[Secret Messages]

the moment they make him say it the room goes quiet... completely buck broken. Ideally you would never let it get to this point to begin with, but if you're going to do it you have to lean into it so hard that you weird the girls out. The way he's obviously uncomfortable with it but still doing it is the worst of both worlds.

 

[TheTourist]

I pray for you Simmons

Oh god it's really that bad isn't it. That poor fucker.

 

[Polyboros2]

My current working theory is half the cast are plants and the other half are autistic. Jon, Simmons, Josie and Mauro are all on the spectrum. Simmons and Jon are getting baited more because they have the least self-awareness.

If we're doing fifty fifty plant/real predictions, Damiel, Jon, Sylvia are firmly plants, Josie, Mario, Vance are real, and I can't decide between Lettie and Simmons.

 

[Staffy]

I fucking love Damiel and how the TTS has urged him to get a gun or something.

The infamous I feel fabulous and oooh-aaah that will ruins his life.

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He legit sounds like those gay NPCs from postal 2 that squeal when something scares them off.

 

[Rembrandt]

The transformation is complete

Jon explaining clunch as British slang for pussy

I failed to catch the screaming on cam, but caught Jon saying he pronounced Damiel's name wrong

 

[Polska krowa]

If we're doing fifty fifty plant/real predictions, Damiel, Jon, Sylvia are firmly plants, Josie, Mario, Vance are real, and I can't decide between Lettie and Simmons.

I'm going Damiel only. If they really wanna turn this into a multi-season thing, it'd be pretty dumb to go for a 50:50 split in the first season

Even in Damiel's case, I reckon they were just one person short, or one person pulled out last minute and they had to scramble for anyone they could get to take part. They can use him as a plant for certain, but it doesn't automatically make him one just because he knows Jet

 

[apa gapa]

If we're doing fifty fifty plant/real predictions, Damiel, Jon, Sylvia are firmly plants, Josie, Mario, Vance are real, and I can't decide between Lettie and Simmons.

I have hard time seeing Jon being a plant with how the crew and Sam talks about him

 

[Jeh0va]

If we're doing fifty fifty plant/real predictions, Damiel, Jon, Sylvia are firmly plants, Josie, Mario, Vance are real, and I can't decide between Lettie and Simmons.

Def 100% Damiel.

 

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Simone...

everyone thought the sexes were unbalanced at 5-3
turns out it was 4-4 all along

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

God this B4 footage is getting painful to watch. Simmons keeps trying to "contribute" his opinion on everything and failing to realize the sadistic sissification sisters give absolutely no fucks. At the same time I can't even blame them because for an aspiring actor he is hopelessly autistic and clueless and he will sink their entire sketch tomorrow. I had classmates in middle school who were better at acting.