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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Letty is writing this script like she is writing the most disgusting wattpad level smut possible. She basically moans half it.
 
Jon wants someone to teach him how to box... If only there was someone associated with fishtank who could box!

Also, jet was killing himself laughing walking past Jon saying he wants to sign up to Tate's scam site
 
They are straight up mocking Simmons now that he's out of the room. Lesson for young men. Show weakness and women will casually destroy you without empathy. Women inherently exploit the weak. They know how simmons is going to look. They know his hopes and dreams. This is a game to them. I don't know if I should laugh or feel disgusted.
 
The infamous I feel fabulous and oooh-aaah that will ruins his life.




I would not be surprised if the poor fucker troons out from this one day.
They said "he's pretty good at this".

Also they called him Tommy Wiseau behind his back.
 
I'm trying to make a navigation aid for all the cameras.
Color coded for your convenience, but I'm missing a few dots.
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Letty is cute in that unhinged psycho kinda way. Someone's told me she looks like Isabella Janke, but i haven't seen one cat literbox anywhere in the house and as far as i can tell she ain't physically rotting from the fungus she grows on her feet so i dunno kno bout dat.
Damiel implied she looks like Gypsy Rose last night and then said he’d fuck Gypsy Rose if he got drunk enough.
 
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