🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Did the links to stream without an account change? Getting errors like this running in mpv.

Code:
Playing: https://d27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8
[ffmpeg] https: HTTP error 503 Service Unavailable
Failed to open https://d27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8.
[ytdl_hook] ERROR: Unable to download webpage: <urlopen error [SSL: CERTIFICATE_VERIFY_FAILED] certificate verify failed: Hostname mismatch, certificate is not valid for 'd27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net'. (_ssl.c:1123)> (caused by URLError(SSLCertVerificationError(1, "[SSL: CERTIFICATE_VERIFY_FAILED] certificate verify failed: Hostname mismatch, certificate is not valid for 'd27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net'. (_ssl.c:1123)")))
[ytdl_hook] youtube-dl failed: unexpected error ocurred
 
This feels like a timeshare presentation. Like these guys are getting free housing, food and utilities (albeit limited) and they're just making them sit though this. Funny bit tbh.
yeah, it's like they're trying to make them think this mostly funded by bottom-of-the-barrel product placements and presentations, like with the fake weed ad earlier.
 
They're back in B4 doing their dumb Jew comedy skit. watch out SNL.
 
oh btw.


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A solution for windows fags.
save the following script as something.ps1 and you will have all the streams in tiny menuless VLC windows.

Code:
#!/usr/bin/env pwsh

################################################
# Add the vlc.exe directory below if different #
################################################
$vlc_path="C:\Program Files\VideoLAN\VLC"

################################
# Paste your stream URLs below #
################################
$streams=
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-1/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-2/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-3/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-4/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/living-room/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/laundry-room/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/garage/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/hallway-upstairs/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/hallway-downstairs/chunks.m3u8"

# --- No touchy below this line --- #

$ENV:PATH="${ENV:PATH};${vlc_path}"
foreach ($stream in $streams)
{
    write-output "Opening: ${stream}"
    vlc --no-one-instance --qt-minimal-view --zoom=0.5 "$stream"
}

To run powershell scripts, right-click then press run with powershell
run-pwsh.png

Result:
fishtank.jpg



Note: The MUTE key is "M" and you will need it the first time.
 
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