Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?
Yeah I wouldnt like if I went to see a house and theres some fat stroked out faggot drooling all over himself watching cartoons.

Im just betting that hes angy that they came at his feeding time and didnt like the price that was offered. Jack need food time and moar money to buy moar food for eating.
 
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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?
What can possibly go wrong, Jack? The best offer is below list? You're forced to accept an offer at market value? Black people moving to Tennessee from California?
 
Yeah I wouldnt like if I went to see a house and theres some fat stroked out faggot drooling all over himself watching cartoons.

Im just betting that hes angy that they came at his feeding time and didnt like the price that was offered. Jack need food time and moar money to buy moar food for eating.
Maybe they saw how frigging miserable Hope is and asked why there's a harness on the dog when she's not being walked.
 
Stevia and caffeine to be specific! He also blamed his numerous kidney stone attacks on the Tennessean municipal water supply. :story:
Real causes for kidney stones include:
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Can't imagine which of those apply to Jackhole.

Funny, nowhere in that list is municipal water.

But of course he knows more than the National Kidney Foundation.
 
Real causes for kidney stones include:
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Can't imagine which of those apply to Jackhole.

Funny, nowhere in that list is municipal water.

But of course he knows more than the National Kidney Foundation.
Even if you want to blame the local water supply, you can always just filter it and/or get a softener. Skip one or two grills for the graveyard this summer and you could probably afford one. Not that Jack actually drinks water, of course.
 
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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?
He's like a child. The world moves around him and all he can react with is petulance. Fucker, you're trying to save your financial future, you expect someone to buy your grease palace sight unseen? Grow up.
 
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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?
"What's with that wet, foul smelling, stained, moldy looking bean bag in the corner in front of the TV? Oh that's the husband of the house owner, don't mind him."
 
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I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.
Jack's trying for a simile here; he's complaining about having three parties in the discussion instead of two. The SNF sends a bill to the insurance, who pay their part, then the reduced bill goes to Jack. If Jack thinks something's wrong with what insurance covered, he would have to call the insurance and ask why they didn't cover it.

If the insurance told him they didn't cover a service that Jack knows he didn't get, or a service that should have been covered, he'd have to call the SNF and tell them "they're not covering X because Y, please fix your coding and resubmit to my insurance, thanks." Things like this always end up as more than two phone calls; often the insurance company says they'll call your provider themselves to fix it but then you have to follow up to make sure they did, or make sure they know a fax is coming.

This is also assuming it's only the SNF bill he's disputing; it could also be the hospital. This is frustrating when you have to make and receive all these calls during business hours for whichever timezone the medical billing's company is in and the time zone the insurance center is in, and you have a full-time jo--oh, wait, that's fine.

Involving medical insurance does involve a 3rd party, because it is a 3rd party. If you were private pay for a hospital stay, you might make phone calls asking to reevaluate/adjust charges, but it would be all between you and the hospital, no insurance company in the loop.

It would be funny if someone in the comments started evangelizing single-payer to Jack.
 
It would be funny if someone in the comments started evangelizing single-payer to Jack.
I guarantee Mushbrain would cheer it along if presented with the right kind of wording. At Jack's intelligence level, you are not operating on logic and reason, but crude pattern recognition, like an AI. Hell, all you need is to say single payer healthcare is anticommunist and antiwoke. He would stroke out on that hill any day of the week.
 
Didn't notice but The price of the home dropped 1% a week and a half ago. They are going to have to be more aggressive with price drops now that buyers have to look at Jacks lard ass while the house is shown to them.
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I actually just realized this home sold today

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I had pointed it out as a comparable home back a month ago. It actually was just listed at 534,000 and the buyers knocked off another 2500 (probably their way of the seller paying for closing cost). I'm still guessing another 50,000 dollar drop on Jacks house. This home has a better kitchen

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Didn't notice but The price of the home dropped 1% a week and a half ago. They are going to have to be more aggressive with price drops now that buyers have to look at Jacks lard ass while the house is shown to them.
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I can just see the butterball being a fucking diva and only wanting it down 1%. And the broker/agent being exasperated because they know it needs to drop more. He'd totally pull that shit.
 
I can just see the butterball being a fucking diva and only wanting it down 1%. And the broker/agent being exasperated because they know it needs to drop more. He'd totally pull that shit.
I guarantee you he'd first try to get the agent to take the drop entirely out of their commission. And then whine about it on Facebook.
 
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I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.
He's expecting the nursing home to deal with the insurance company directly and not bother him.

That's not how that works fatty. He should know this by now based on how many hospital visits he's had.

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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?
Yeah I'm betting they were too black for him. Or they came in the room when he's lying there and mushbraining.

Real causes for kidney stones include:
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Can't imagine which of those apply to Jackhole.

Funny, nowhere in that list is municipal water.

But of course he knows more than the National Kidney Foundation.
So basically a list of all the shit he doesn't do. No wonder he gets them all the time.
 
Even normal people don't like being present when an agent is showing their home. I can't imagine it would help make a sale. The potential buyers don't need to be distracted by an unusual social situation--do I make small talk with this person or ignore them, do I ask why they're selling or is that weird, is this eyeball guy lucid or a 'tard--and gut feelings like that can be the tipping point that ruins a sale.

Think of all the advice that you clean up and remove overly-personal items like photos so buyers can mentally place themselves and their family in the home. That's the opposite of a surly hemiplegic goblin glaring at buyers like they're a lookie-loo at his very important yard sale.

There's nowhere else for Jack to go, though. He's not self-mobile so he can't go hang out at a Starbucks for an hour. It's unlikely that they have figured out they need respite care options set up, and Tammy hasn't come to the point yet where she's had to explain to Junior that sometimes he's going to have to be the one to help Jack on and off the toilet.
 
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