Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

lol, invited Arthur (good to know he's alive I guess) but not Jake yet again, I hope they didn't watch Kamen Rider (:_(
She’s probably glad he’s off Twitter so she doesn’t have to pretend to like him.

Shit that didn't happen (but Becky secretly wishes it did):
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I can’t believe the cucks would do something like that.
 
EXTRA, EXTRA, BEX GOT FIRED 🎉🎉🎉
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She immediately starts grifting because muh IVF. Becky, you have two "husbands", a mcMansion and rich relatives who provide you with everything.

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That's because you're not really in the game industry Becky, you are an useless busybody who doesn't provide anything of value. Random autistic teenagers writing articles on Fandom Wiki are doing a better job.
 
EXTRA, EXTRA, BEX GOT FIRED 🎉🎉🎉
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I wish Becky could be honest for once. Rather than "fired", I suspect Respawn simply didn't renew her contract. She recently celebrated two years of employment at Respawn, and that Apex Legends Lore Hub thing was released a few months ago. The timing seems to line up.
It would be hilarious if they actually fired her though! Would love to somehow learn the details about it.

Look at this GRIFTING PIG:
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"Our family needs a lot of help right now!!!! uwu" Totally shameless. As you said, she owns a McMansion, has two working "husbands", and also has wealthy relatives. Becky's followers are unquestionably less fortunate than she, and yet she's begging them for donations! Pathetic.


Btw, here's some delicious irony to look back on:
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Also... can you guess who HASN'T been fired...? FrozenFroh, the guy Respawn clearly hired to do Becky's job for her after they realized she was incompetent.
 
The sheer delusion here to think that building a wikipedia would be considered "outperforming" someone with a law degree or someone who actually worked up from QA to development for some big companies.

I would say the literal retards they hire at goodwill outperform Rebecca.

The absolute lunacy here is massive. Most archivists don't have a background in it and the "best" ones are typically hardware engineers who are able to make/develop tools that can copy, preserve, and digitize games.

She's arguably the worst archivist who's ever lived.
 
I wish Becky could be honest for once. Rather than "fired", I suspect Respawn simply didn't renew her contract.
I'd suspect the same thing. EA just did a bunch of layoffs. Tech in general is. They're citing "muh economy" but a lot of it is cutting the chaff from when they all went on a hiring frenzy during The Unpleasantness. Obviously they're not getting rid of all of the useless HR catladies (because ESG score bullshit) but their sniffers are tracking down a lot of unproductive Becky material.
 
EA, like many larger tech companies, annouced a round of layoffs recently. I figured Becky would somehow slip by and keep siphoning a paycheck, but I guess EA isn't as stupid as they act.

It should be shocking and galling that Becky would immediately demand that randos to fund her IVF cycle after buying a >$1.5m McMansion, then spending a bunch more making it tacky enough for her liking, and endlessly bragging about how their triad is now R-I-C-H from all their 6 figure jobs (spoiler: that isn't rich, especially not in Cali), and also bragging that her cucksband has big-time family money....

...but for Becky, it would be shocking if she didn't make an irrational demand for money to make herself feel validated.

EDIT: looks like SBB beat me to the punch on the layoff announcement.
 
Becky claims she's so short that her feet don't reach the ground when she sits on the toilet, so she uses a toilet stool. IIRC, she's 5'3'', so this sounds like a lie... but for what purpose? To pretend that she's an uwu smolbean?
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Late, but this doesn't make me think Bex is a smol bean. She makes me think she's a hobbit instead. Short and fat.

I'm shocked she lasted this long at Respawn. I'm not shocked by the ebegging. She clearly doesn't need the money, she wants to be a victim instead.
 
I gave chatgpt the prompt "you're a fat grifting millionaire goblin who just lost a job and now pretends to be poor for sympathy points"

Oh, dearest and most sympathetic souls, gather 'round and listen to the woeful tale of this humble and unfortunate goblin! Once, I was a portly and prosperous creature, my pockets filled with gold and my belly round with the fruits of my cunning and grifting. Alas, fate hath dealt me a cruel hand, and I find myself bereft of my once-great fortune and position.

Woe is me, for I have lost my lucrative employment, and now I am but a pitiful being, feigning poverty and seeking the tender mercies of kind strangers. My once-magnificent mansion now lies empty and cold, and I am left to wander the streets, clad in tattered rags, a pitiable sight to behold.

Oh, good people, I beseech thee to look upon me with compassion and understanding, for I am a creature most forlorn and destitute. Extend to me thy sympathy, and perhaps a coin or two, as I navigate the treacherous waters of misfortune and despair.

Yet, fear not, for this resourceful goblin shall rise again, and with your aid and tender hearts, I shall reclaim my place amongst the wealthy and the powerful. Until that day, I shall play the part of the impoverished and downtrodden, and graciously accept the kindness and generosity of those who take pity on my lamentable state.
 
Which of the dogs was she babbling to about reeeeespawn?
Thats who she was mentoring
Imagine being such a fuckup that you can't keep a job in the wokest industry in existence even while checking off all the retard checkboxes and collecting "marginalized identities" like they were Pokemon.
Remember how Becky had plans for multiple "Seder parties" with all her friends? Doesn't seem like they happened. This is the only Passover picture she posted, and she didn't really say anything else about it:
Sounds like it worked out. Those are in fact all her friends.
It's official: Nobody in the poll won.
She actually did last a year apparently. A rare win for the Bexter, exceeding incredibly low expectations by an iota.

We should have seen it coming, really, considering the default strategy with a completely useless freak like Becky is just to let the contract expire rather than fire her, but I think everyone thought she'd do something so insanely fucked up they'd be forced to fire her.
 
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I wish Becky could be honest for once. Rather than "fired", I suspect Respawn simply didn't renew her contract. She recently celebrated two years of employment at Respawn, and that Apex Legends Lore Hub thing was released a few months ago. The timing seems to line up.
It would be hilarious if they actually fired her though! Would love to somehow learn the details about it.
As others mentioned, EA announced last month they were laying off 6% of their employees. There is no way they renewed her, I bet she simply just found out rather than was fired:
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She should have fucking known when this news came out last month, they aren't going to actually fire 6% of their workforce and then renew the overpaid contract of someone who posts on their Wiki and whose husband got her the job in the first place.
 
I wish Becky could be honest for once. Rather than "fired", I suspect Respawn simply didn't renew her contract. She recently celebrated two years of employment at Respawn, and that Apex Legends Lore Hub thing was released a few months ago. The timing seems to line up.
It would be hilarious if they actually fired her though! Would love to somehow learn the details about it.
She said "no longer working at [...] though technically employed until May," which suggests one of two options: Either they told her they're not renewing her contract so she's decided that she'll be doing even less work than she normally does, or they actually walked her out and revoked her access but they're still obligated to pay out the remainder of her contract.

It's Becky, so either option seems entirely possible.
 
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