Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

>should state ban the vaccines made for COVID?
Nah. People have the right to fuck with their health however they want. Incidentally, all drugs should be legal, and prescriptions should be a doctors' guideline, not a required permission slip to buy something.
>Would you trust a medical specialist with operating you for a tumor, putting you on chemo, bolting together some broken bone together?
No, No, Yes. Because the first two of these are in the purview of doctors, and one is in the purview of a surgeon. Surgeons are somewhat trustworthy, doctors as a whole are not. As somebody who has been fucked by misdiagnoses before, fuck most doctors. They are about as good as indian tech support is at troubleshooting a computer program. Surgeons however never wronged me, my bones healed up fine, and I got stitched up fine.

Conflating all medical professions into "medical specialists" is a special kind of retardation for which I can only wish you a 10 hour wait in an ER during the middle of a pandemic.
Well I'm not familiar with all the US medical categories, yet as a medic, I assure you surgeons are doctors too, and they are fully dependent on a number of other specialties, like the oncologist and the radiologist for the tumor thing. The bone fixing surgeon also depends on the radiology (and more).
Happy to hear you got stitched well. Fractures can be really messy, and it takes quite a bit of surgical mastery to put things together well.
 
Well I'm not familiar with all the US medical categories, yet as a medic, I assure you surgeons are doctors too, and they are fully dependent on a number of other specialties, like the oncologist and the radiologist for the tumor thing. The bone fixing surgeon also depends on the radiology (and more).
Happy to hear you got stitched well. Fractures can be really messy, and it takes quite a bit of surgical mastery to put things together well.
There is a minor differentiator between "Doctor" (usually means GP or other specialist that doesn't actively deal with putting your together physically) and "Surgeon" (somebody who stitches you up, sets bones, cuts away at you, etc). Yes yes, they are all "Doctors", but gotta specify the ones that can cut on you and the ones that are pretty much just glorified pill and shot pushers. There are some that have hands in both categories (generally in smalltown practices), but they're pretty few and far between.

Radiologists are their own thing.
 
To be fair, it's 2023 and only the anti-vaxers are left as they totally 100% correctly predicted that all the pro-vaxxers in this thread would have long passed away by now.
I can guarantee we're all dead, as I am a vaXXXXXXXXer and I'm totally dead myself, just as you told me. Sorry.

It really sucks being here in Hell. I mean other than all the hookers. The free blowjobs. The awesome demonsex.

But really it would have been much better above the ground being alive and shit.
 
I don't think I have a specific reason for thinking I know more about medicine than The Late Show writers, but it doesn't seem that far fetched for me. Are you saying that because they're successful hollywood types they know more about medicine than the average person?
Answer my questions. Stop dodging them like they're a formal, non-bible based education
 
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The reason I think I know more than medicine than Stephen Colbert's writers is because they think this is a legitimate scientific argument, despite containing several fallacies and common misconceptions.
I can see your simpleton brain still has trouble reading. I thought you agreed to talk to your case worker about reading classes? Stephen Colbert's writers are not medical professionals, as they do not practice medicine for a living. I told you this. Your lack of intellect has made you unable to process that, though, which shouldn't surprise me. Now, again, you claim you know more about medicine than medical doctors and medical scientists, who are medical professionals, about vaccines. Why do you feel this way?

Again, I understand you've admitted to being a low intellect, uneducated simpleton, so this question is hard for your diseased brain to process, but please, try and focus and answer the question.

Also, maybe an easier question for you: whose sock are you?
 
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still not getting it, just dont want to
You would have to be quite a niche case to get it these days. I have no idea if there are still vaccines available. Most unused ones expired and got destroyed, some were sold to African countries at discount, but after a point not even them wanted the leftover vaccines, not even for free.
I think Serbia also has Sputnik and some Chinese stuff available, or at least had, but I imagine the demand is beyond low, just as in Romania. For the mRNA ones, they required specialized storage; that means they cannot be sold like flu shots during flu season, in pharmacies over the counter, you would have to go to a vaccination center that had storage capacity. And they are all dismantled lmao.
I should do some digging to see if there's still some available, but not one single soul cares about them these days, at least not here.
 
Then why do you insist they are the supreme authority when it comes to public health practices?
I never said that Stephen Colbert's writers were a medical authority or were even medical professionals. Again, I know you've admitted to having crippling, debilitating autism, but they get their medical advice from actual medical professionals. That doesn't mean they're medical professionals. You should've gone to a better school system because it's obvious the definition of "medical professionals", even after I've told you the definition, just isn't sticking with your simpleton brain. It's okay, I know your low level of intellect isn't your fault.

So now tell me, why do you claim to know more about medicine than people who study it for a living, when you yourself are an admitted uneducated, low-intellect simpleton? And whose sock are you?

You would have to be quite a niche case to get it these days. I have no idea if there are still vaccines available. Most unused ones expired and got destroyed, some were sold to African countries at discount, but after a point not even them wanted the leftover vaccines, not even for free.
I think Serbia also has Sputnik and some Chinese stuff available, or at least had, but I imagine the demand is beyond low, just as in Romania. For the mRNA ones, they required specialized storage; that means they cannot be sold like flu shots during flu season, in pharmacies over the counter, you would have to go to a vaccination center that had storage capacity. And they are all dismantled lmao.
I should do some digging to see if there's still some available, but not one single soul cares about them these days, at least not here.
Where do you live that covid vaccines aren't still available? They're in every pharmacy in the US
 
Lol all the vax niggers are to chickenshit to negate null. That will never not be funny to me.
lol why should we negrate him? he says he doesn't want the vaccine and that's it. he isn't coming up with retarded reasons why, he isn't whining about muh lockdowns and masks. he just doesn't want to get it. i don't agree with his decision but i wish him good health.

like how hard is it to say "i don't wanna get it because i don't wanna get it"? just be honest with yourselves.
 
lol why should we negrate him? he says he doesn't want the vaccine and that's it. he isn't coming up with retarded reasons why, he isn't whining about muh lockdowns and masks. he just doesn't want to get it. i don't agree with his decision but i wish him good health.

like how hard is it to say "i don't wanna get it because i don't wanna get it"? just be honest with yourselves.

Pretty hard when business were forcing employees and the government tried to put in a mandate that would stop you from working, traveling or even basic commerce.

But of course keep being a disingenuous faggot and pretend they're wasn't 2-3 years of that
 
Pretty hard when business were forcing employees and the government tried to put in a mandate that would stop you from working, traveling or even basic commerce.

But of course keep being a disingenuous faggot and pretend they're wasn't 2-3 years of that
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you're upset because you get mean stickers and null doesn't. that's what it all comes down to.
 
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