🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[DustBuns]

If I miss Damiel live fighting every other man in the house I'm going to flip the fuck out.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Could it just be compete bullshit? Just Sam stirring drama for attention confusing a 3 day period for a 30day seems too retarded for even Sam's crew

30k/3days seems too retarded for the most Jewish of web hosting services but here we are.

 

[gata]

Wow. So it's actually Sam fucking up their finances? This early into the project?
The fact you need to be a billionaire to have a decent streaming set up...

 

[The Wokest]

So they underestimated their API usage?
Reminds me of the coomer saga from /g/



They can't be this retarded tho, streaming is the most expensive shit out there...

 

[Master Wel]

I wonder if they're going to have to shift to 1-2 days a week. That's a lot of shekels for a goy to keep hosting the stream every day.

 

[likeacrackado]

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It doesn't matter if you set up word filters and ban making fun of Moby Dyke. It doesn't matter if you take a bunch of testosterone and freak out at your own supporters for being as edgy as you used to be... You are Sam Fucking Hyde. They hate you and they will shut it down. So might as well own it, jesus.

Screaming nigger 50 times in a row and posting cp aren't what he "used to be". I can agree on the banning of calling a girl fat, but that clearly has more to do with keeping the contestants from immediately leaving than it does cozying up to website hosts. If the alternative is completely owning it, you have to go down the path this website has and thats far too much of a time and life investment for almost anyone.

 

[Marche]

A million dollars a month?

FUCKING WHAT? Is this Sam's joke on us?

Sam could have an RV full of junkies for as cheap as a 10k broken down RV and whatever fent costs to keep them there instead.
Cant stop winning IP2 bros.

This is a joke by the way, both are not content tbh.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Slice googlers with a katana

I long for the day admitting you used to work for Google will be treated like you used to work for literally Hitler

jewgle couldnt handle all of jons redpills and they had to shut it down

I knew the moment I saw that happen there was no way this stream would go on unmolested. This is why the TTS doesn't let you spam slurs or call the contestants fat retarded pedophiles by the way.

 

[Mister Rogers]

i'm not feeling so hot fishtank bros

 

[Monkey Madness]

Could it just be compete bullshit? Just Sam stirring drama for attention confusing a 3 day period for a 30day seems too retarded for even Sam's crew

I think it works in a credit system and it’s just getting drained so fast due to the viewership. Each viewer is streaming 11 video feeds constantly, etc.

If the site just streamed the active camera and updated thumbnails for the others that’d probably save so much.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

30k/3days seems too retarded for the most Jewish of web hosting services but here we are.

never underestimate the greed of the jew

 

[CircuSphere]

Oh, so it's going to cost Sam half a million ($420 000 really) to run this show 6 weeks? How did Sam manage to overlook operating costs like that, considering how money hungry he is? I love Sam to bits but that seems like an hell of an "oopsie woopsie i made a fukky wukky".

There is probably an upfront cost and then a metered bandwith cost, if the show is attracting far more traffic than they planned they could rack up huge costs very quickly. It's like cellphone overages, the rates are designed to fuck you.

 

[JoshuaSpoonFeederKing]

So they underestimated their API usage?
Reminds me of the coomer saga from /g/

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They can't be this retarded tho, streaming is the most expensive shit out there...

They did have the site up for 30 days then only allowed registration when it went live so I guess its possible

 

[Gottahavemysips]

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Now this is kind of suspicious. How the hell do you make that mistake?
Feels like it may actually be something else, but this is a perfectly good excuse to say "we need more shekels guys".

 

[XiaoMeiMei]

GCloud determines costs based on usage. And those costs can get fucking astronomical. Every time I see my job's estimated bill when messing with the k8s bullshit I die a bit on the inside.

 

[sex haver]

Perhaps sending the data from all ten cameras to all viewers at all times even when only watching one view is kinda retarded.

Guarantee that's fixed before it comes back up, if it does.

 

[convulsion swell]

THE PROPHECY

 

[Christmas Leftover]

DENIAL

The updated VLC links just broke or someone paid to shut off the cameras.

ANGER

yes but fuck sam for putting his faith in them

BARGAINING

Null LEND THEM YOUR KIWIFLARE POWER SAM DIDNT MEAN IT WHEN HE SAID YOU WERE A BUCKET OF TOXIC SLUDGE

DEPRESSION

I'm getting Josie withdrawls

ACCEPTANCE

Well shit. My new favorite thing is down for days. Guess I'll have to live life again.

HOPE??

 

[Meth Until Death]

There is probably an upfront cost and then a metered bandwith cost, if the show is attracting far more traffic than they planned they could rack up huge costs very quickly. It's like cellphone overages, the rates are designed to fuck you.

Aw bloody hell, imagine being fucked by a plan working above and beyond what you expected. Imagine being fucked by success. The absolute state of the world, fuck me sideways that is the gayest shit imaginable.

 

[gata]

Aren't there free and open source alternatives? Would that be viable or are they full of flaws as well?
Edit: I'm retarded