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[DJ Grelle]

This is amazing.

What is this typing format, some off-brand iambic pentameter or something? It reads like an E.E. Cummings poem - except instead of having a poignant message it's completely ineligible garbage. Many of the words used seem to have been picked at complete random. If you were tasked with making up something this stupid you wouldn't be able to. It almost looks like the product of a Markov chain. I really hope this is a true Reddit janny original, and if it is it gets a 10/10 from me.

It is the rambling of a loony on the edge of a schizophrenic breakdown.
Before 2007, bardfinn would be the village crazy, living in a hut on the edge of town and shouting at passerbys.

But you're right, this level of delusion is pretty funny. Although I expected more pseud spirituality from a self proclaimed oracle, so 8/10 from me.

 

[KingFrampt]

Powermod /u/Bardfinn has something to say...

Creeps, Trolls, and Fools / https://archive.is/udRna
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Seems like a stable individual. Though I confess I thought he modded a lot more than 40 subreddits.

Given their criminal background, this could genuinely be a meth fueled rant

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It is rather funny that this is considered “Promoted™” with a golden Reddit avatar. I do hope the son is okay.

 

[Toolbox]

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It is rather funny that this is considered “Promoted™” with a golden Reddit avatar. I do hope the son is okay.

I'd imagine this has to be a meme especially since the car is relatively old. Setting up a gmail account for this and having it publicly visible on the ad sells to me they're just collecting responses.

 

[New Fag]

Redditor on the left, man who works for a living on the right.

I met Haas’ Chief Information Officer at FIRST Robotics World Champio…

archived 21 Apr 2023 05:01:45 UTC

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[Almighty Space Duck]

The pain in that mans eyes.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower

First off, whatever you call it, Lust is a regular emotion/feeling that 99% of the populous feels to some capacity."

Where did you say you found this?

This is actually idiotic. You're getting horny over a goofy cartoon tomato. At least anime has tits and ass

And because of porn artists, so does that tomato.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Redditor on the left, man who works for a living on the right.
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I met Haas’ Chief Information Officer at FIRST Robotics World Champio…

archived 21 Apr 2023 05:01:45 UTC

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When you hit random on character creator.

 

[Migurdia]

Redditor gets downvoted for pointing out how that redditors in general have really fucking strange views on relationship boundaries.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Redditor on the left, man who works for a living on the right.
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I met Haas’ Chief Information Officer at FIRST Robotics World Champio…

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The masculine male rests his hand on his partner's shoulder and clenches his fist, displaying a natural hardness that has come about from a lifetime of back breaking and sweat inducing work.


Meanwhile the redditor gently caresses his partner's side in a soft and possibly homoerotic manner, displaying a weak constitution and a avaricious addiction to updoots.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Redditor gets downvoted for pointing out how that redditors in general have really fucking strange views on relationship boundaries.

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Reddit is possibly the best example of what happens when you don't grow out of the "fuck you mom and dad" mentality.

You become so libertine you end up watching your best friend plow your sister while you fuck a Pikachu plushie and choke yourself.

 

[JJLiautaud]

At the Beavis and Butt-Head end of New Atheism we have the Reddit subgroup /r/atheism, which periodically goes into paroxysms over the Archimedes Palimpsest each time another of its angry teenage apostates hears the story and expresses spluttering fury.

Found this line in this blog post, made me lol, I btw highly recommend this guy for both the fedora tippers and the jesus freaks alike, he plays no favorites, and is really thoughtful and insightful, and I say this as a jesus freak myself.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Powermod /u/Bardfinn has something to say...

Creeps, Trolls, and Fools / https://archive.is/udRna
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Seems like a stable individual. Though I confess I thought he modded a lot more than 40 subreddits.

Peak troon retardation. You are a man, too, nigger. A pretty ugly one, if that one picture is indeed of him. "We are riders" nigger, what?

Meanwhile the redditor gently caresses his partner's side in a soft and possibly homoerotic manner, displaying a weak constitution and a avaricious addiction to updoots.
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Who touches another male like this? Put your poo fingers on his shoulders too or nowhere at all. I'd feel like a queer touching or getting touched like this by another male, especially a stranger.

 

[Sodomitic Necro-Coochie]

Where did you say you found this?

R/pizzatower

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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It is rather funny that this is considered “Promoted™” with a golden Reddit avatar. I do hope the son is okay.

Bardfinn, DrewiePedo, Merari and the pedo admins rushed to sign up cuz they thought they were getting actual children.

 

[Pizdec]

(Warning: links posted contained censored but NSFL content, view at your own risk)
A user on Twitter named Reddit_Lies exposed a subreddit called r/Planned_Abortions. If it's not obvious from the name, these are people who post on Reddit videos or pictures of their abortions for snuff fetishists. It's a private subreddit but someone was able to leak contents of it to the Twitter account.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

(Warning: links posted contained censored but NSFL content, view at your own risk)
A user on Twitter named Reddit_Lies exposed a subreddit called r/Planned_Abortions. If it's not obvious from the name, these are people who post on Reddit videos or pictures of their abortions for snuff fetishists. It's a private subreddit but someone was able to leak contents of it to the Twitter account.

That's literally a fanfic that's come to life. It's honestly nostalgic.

How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish By BEAN DADDY

Stream How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish By BEAN DADDY by letsreadfanfiction on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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[glue eater]

r/PlannedAbortions A community for abortion fetishists.

I never really use the word "degeneracy"...but nothing else suffices right now.

Spoiler: nsfl

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Someone on r/escapingprisonplanet explains why he thinks most people are NPCs and some of his evidence is that people look normal, go to work and get married. Inb4 OP is unemployed and loveless. Other bits of his wisdom:

People who kill, steal, attack others compulsively and repeatedly until they get captured or die might not be humans.

-Temporary fillers : They appear and disappear mysteriously, you can read about them in Glitch Matrix subs. But it's kind of rare so let's not talk about it now.

That just sounds like a psychotic delusion plus maybe even hallucinations if he's literally seeing people glitching in front of him.

But can you really believe that every 8 bilion people are really soulled vessels?

Spoiler: Text

I can't help believing NPC theory now
Before you scream to not dehumanize others, I just ask you to be open minded. If you disagree with me, it's just fine with me.

But as I observe people's general behaviors, now I believe NPCs are real.

I think they have their own purposes.

-Harmless fillers : They just live normal life, don't question anything, look normal, go to work, get married, they even have some creativity and emotions. Like AI who learned human behaviors perfectly. They live oddly comfortable, stable life without any issues as if they are not supposed to have much problems. And even if they do, they don't question anything, sometimes act like there's glitch happening to them, like they can't cope with environmental change at all. They go crazy the moment they face something they can't comprehend, like a program faced a bug.

-Stubbornly evil/bad/violent people : Maybe some bad behaviors without reasons could be a programming conducted by NPCS. They repeat same patterns. They can't be cured. Here's a guy who gambles recklessly and ruins his own life, then he steals his family's money ruining his family's life, then he steals his friends' and relatives' money to ruin their life. Still he can't stop gambling and keep stealing/ruining other people's life. Doctors usually call it addiction or personality disorder. It's easy to name something, but most personality disorders can't be cured. Maybe it's a programming to ruin other people's life. People who kill, steal, attack others compulsively and repeatedly until they get captured or die might not be humans. If they can't stop harming others for 80 years of life without any progress or change, I believe they're NPCs conducting a programming. 'harm others' programs. I'm not talking about some bad behaviors or some violent tendency. I'm talking about a pattern which can't be changed for decades.

-Temporary fillers : They appear and disappear mysteriously, you can read about them in Glitch Matrix subs. But it's kind of rare so let's not talk about it now.

I know mods here and some people don't like NPC theory, because it can dehumanize others.

But can you really believe that every 8 bilion people are really soulled vessels?

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[Blatant hypocrite]

Someone on r/escapingprisonplanet explains why he thinks most people are NPCs and some of his evidence is that people look normal, go to work and get married. Inb4 OP is unemployed and loveless. Other bits of his wisdom:

-Stubbornly evil/bad/violent people : Maybe some bad behaviors without reasons could be a programming conducted by NPCS. They repeat same patterns. They can't be cured. Here's a guy who gambles recklessly and ruins his own life, then he steals his family's money ruining his family's life, then he steals his friends' and relatives' money to ruin their life. Still he can't stop gambling and keep stealing/ruining other people's life. Doctors usually call it addiction or personality disorder. It's easy to name something, but most personality disorders can't be cured. Maybe it's a programming to ruin other people's life. People who kill, steal, attack others compulsively and repeatedly until they get captured or die might not be humans.

Based schizo?