Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

AnOminous said:
While it is apropos, please do not put Elvis and this worthless motherfucker in the same sentence.
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It is a great disservice to the King but it's an apt comparison.

You just know Shame is the kind of guy that takes one rock hard shit every week and spends an hour pushing it out.

Nightmare Friends said:
It’s always funny to me that cows like Shane, Pat, etc. think they’re in some sort of intellectual duel to the death with us and their superior wit will win the day eventually. It’s like they think they’re the main character in some gay “nerd gets the girl” movie or something.

They don’t understand that they’re just fat retarded faggots that are fun to laugh at. There’s nothing really to be “won” for them, but they continue their daily public spergouts anyways, which only serve to entertain the people they hate. It’s the dumbest behavior possible for people who fancy themselves “intellectuals”.
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It's like Anthony... something or other better known as "For No Good Reason". He attempted to "raid" us because we were talking smack about him, he said he was going to make an example of us and it went exactly nowhere. These faggots are the type that think they "win" if they get in the last word. Meanwhile you just walked away because they were being pants shittingly retarded.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
I wonder how Shane feels knowing that there's probably a Kiwi here who works at MS and could out his performance sheet but can't due to not wanting to out themselves...
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You would have had to worked as his superior at the time and they tend to rotate out a lot. Can't even be sure that any coder there for Windows 10 is still there since in 2015 or 16 they fired a lot of them then proceeded to hire new people. The company is a bit of a revolving door when it comes to direct employees. It's better to work under contract because they'll forget you until it's time to either renew your contract or get you to sign a new one because they went through a ton of changes that warrant new forms being signed.
 
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Morning Shane!

It is day 29 of the "Kiwi Farms shits on Shane Nokes!" campaign. So far we have mocked your intelligence, personality, social skills, weight, teeth, girlfriend, computer skill, past employment, motivation, sloth, habits, grooming, odor, sexuality, argumentative skills, sexual prowess, dick size, style, hairline, knowledge of the opposite sex, game, health, and tweets. Did I miss anything? Bottom line Shane, you are a fat faggot with bitch tits and not one single kiwi would have sex with you!
 
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Johnny Salami said:
I wonder how Shane feels knowing that there's probably a Kiwi here who works at MS and could out his performance sheet but can't due to not wanting to out themselves...
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My real name is John Halo. I worked with Shane at Microsoft and I got to say, he is one of the best cyberpolice we've had. He busted so many hackers with his l33test of h4x. He is the best at everything and was totally not fired for not being able to fit through the door. It's a shame that we had to lose such a damn fine cybercop to retirement but I guess picking fights with random Star Trek fans on Twitter pays better.
Maricón de Mierda said:
DEATHMATCH

Who wins, Shame Nokes or Fatrick Tomlinson?
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Shame has age height and weight on Fatrick. Despite Fatrick being, well, fat he is in much better shape than Shame. Fatrick also seems like kind of a fucking psycho too so points for than. Shame is just an angry fat fuck on the Internet that poses no irl danger.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
My real name is John Halo. I worked with Shane at Microsoft and I got to say, he is one of the best cyberpolice we've had. He busted so many hackers with his l33test of h4x. He is the best at everything and was totally not fired for not being able to fit through the door. It's a shame that we had to lose such a damn fine cybercop to retirement but I guess picking fights with random Star Trek fans on Twitter pays better.

Shame has age height and weight on Fatrick. Despite Fatrick being, well, fat he is in much better shape than Shame. Fatrick also seems like kind of a fucking psycho too so points for than. Shame is just an angry fat fuck on the Internet that poses no irl danger.
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They both would have retard strength on their side though so it would depend on who can use it faster.
 
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