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[AirdropShitposts]

Begins by tweeting about his “pussy upgrade” [A]

So he finally has anxiety about being prepared for something and it's something that involves him being completely knocked out and everyone else doing the work?

More on Glinner [A]

He really thinks Musk went through all the bans personally rather than just ordering entire classes of them overturned?

Also, who the fuck thinks an amnesty or pardon means you're free to commit crimes forever after without punishment? These people are so fucking dumb.

Kevin comments on 9/11 [A]

What in the hell is he talking about? How the fuck is this dude this closeted and always applying it to everyone else as if they're as closeted as he is?

Comments on Twitter deadname policy (a couple days ago they removed that part from their policy that forbade it) [A]

"The money is negative ... This can't last."

Twitter has never made money, it's plausible Musk cut enough costs that it starts doing so. (Something that Jack and the inbetween CEO both said Twitter had to do, btw.) If you point to a minor number of advertising clients announcing they're pulling out temporarily, okay, whatever, good luck buddy lmao

edit: Also, Kevin, like Brianna Wu and many other Twitter experts, seems to think Elon Musk has no money now. He can run the thing at a loss for fucking decades if he really wants to. These faggots do little but whine about the rich yet can't bother to ever learn shit about them or what it means to own assets. Fuck, what am I saying, anti-capitalists almost never bother to learn what capital is beyond Scrooge McDuck.

Kevin made a follow up tweet addressing his 9/11 tweet yesterday. Yes, the tweet actually does have 7k likes now, the screenshot doesn’t reflect that because I took it this morning. [A]

"The culture changed for the worse after 9/11, right?"

Ouch, Kevin angry about LGBTQ rights reaching their pinnacle and a Black man getting elected President.

 

[stupid frog]

Jen looks much younger either just by comparison or the fact that literal shit is apparently more healthy to eat than whatever the other two do.

I would assume he eats their shit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Dear God those jurassic park tweets.First off this mother fucker just whizzed on Richard Attenborough's grave by saying he had a "bucket of cum." Fuck you Kevin Sir Attenborough held 3 titles of honor, including right honorable, and was a member of the house of lords. He fought in ww2 flying for the RAF the only thing he didn't accomplish was reaching the age of a 100 which he would have had he still been with is this year. He was 1000x the man you failed to be.


Second his sperging about the 30th anniversary line from mattel meant to evoke the 90s Kenner toys almost spoiled my desire to try getting one or two of them myself. If only out of distant memories and nostalgia, both of which he just went and rubbed his amhole all over along with his ilk.


I'm sorry if this is coming off as mati or powerleveling, but jurassic park was and in some ways is the quintessential franchise of ny childhood. The one I remember the most of all and the most fondly...and since both it and...myself are hitting a very important milestone this June. You can excuse me getting just a bit irritated when I see a flouncing ponce with a neovag butting into it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin was flagged by Twitter as a serial reporter.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Dear God those jurassic park tweets.First off this mother fucker just whizzed on Richard Attenborough's grave by saying he had a "bucket of cum." Fuck you Kevin Sir Attenborough held 3 titles of honor, including right honorable, and was a member of the house of lords. He fought in ww2 flying for the RAF the only thing he didn't accomplish was reaching the age of a 100 which he would have had he still been with is this year. He was 1000x the man you failed to be.


Second his sperging about the 30th anniversary line from mattel meant to evoke the 90s Kenner toys almost spoiled my desire to try getting one or two of them myself. If only out of distant memories and nostalgia, both of which he just went and rubbed his amhole all over along with his ilk.


I'm sorry if this is coming off as mati or powerleveling, but jurassic park was and in some ways is the quintessential franchise of ny childhood. The one I remember the most of all and the most fondly...and since both it and...myself are hitting a very important milestone this June. You can excuse me getting just a bit irritated when I see a flouncing ponce with a neovag butting into it.

This is why I post the cultural media type shit in these updates, to deliver content that others may care about even though I don’t. Thank you. And thank you to the rest who summarize his shit, I stopped reading beyond getting a basic description of what the hell I was posting.

"The culture changed for the worse after 9/11, right?"

I had no idea what he was talking about since I am not old enough to remember 9/11 nor its impacts on American society, thank you for summing it up. Although based on Kevin getting defensive about it later I could surmise that people weren’t agreeing. I looked back on the replies just now, it appears to be a mix of “i was traumatized by seeing it” and “america wasn’t loved by everyone” or “we knew that america wasn’t untouchable” though, no personal attacks. The fact that he had the reaction he did, to address it and be slightly defensive in the response, speaks to me about the true nature of his anxiety.
He doesn’t like disagreement and takes it personally, which I get.

Edit: Wait, @A Grey Cat what is Dr Hammond actually holding? I was a bit curious but didn’t think much of it, but now that “this motherfucker just whizzed on Richard Attenborough’s grave” has been stuck in my mind since I read it, I have to know. I haven’t watched Jurassic Park as you can see

 

[AnOminous]

Kevin was flagged by Twitter as a serial reporter.

Suck it troon.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

In an attempt to mimic a woman, Kevin gives a shit about his appearance more. Although, I would like to highly stress that NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, PLEASE WEAR SUNSCREEN OUTSIDE. Your skin will thank you, and skin cancer is no joke. [A]

If he'd picked up some of these healthy habits earlier in life, he wouldn't have felt the need to get castrated.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin on Creationism. It used to “annoy the fuck” of him a decade ago but now it isn’t as pressing. [A]

So what is the science which “transphobes” are unaware of or try to deny?

I really can’t stand Troons thinking that they understand human biology when they clearly fucking don’t.

 

[Yamamura]

Kevin made a follow up tweet addressing his 9/11 tweet yesterday. Yes, the tweet actually does have 7k likes now, the screenshot doesn’t reflect that because I took it this morning. [A]

Somehow it seems very fitting of Kevin to make a controversial take and then quickly scurry back under his rock as soon as he catches flack for it. It's still funny how he's using spoons as a rational for being a coward. When you're a public figure the rule of thumb is if you want to live a peaceful life don't start shit. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Kevin was flagged by Twitter as a serial reporter.

I'm genuinely curious how many times you have to use the report function to be flagged as such, but knowing Kevin it's probably every other tweet he sees.

I laugh that Kevin is the one who wants to start shit online yet has paper thin skin and has to report the mean people bullying him online for flinging his shit back at him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I was pretty sure, from others complaining, Twitter just had a report limiter so you can't go through a thread and report all one thousand tweets one after another. I'd be surprised if Kevin actually was reporting shit enough to get his account put in a permanent list but that'd be pretty funny.

I think the more likely story, like many other lolcows who believe Twitter is out to get them personally, is that he reported stuff and they ignored it or rejected his ticket. In many cases these idiots reveal how they don't even know how to report shit, they basically just mash the "COPS HELP, SHOOT SOMEONE" button and expect Twitter to figure out why they're mad as if everyone at Twitter should be equally delusional and stupid as they are.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I laugh that Kevin is the one who wants to start shit online yet has paper thin skin and has to report the mean people bullying him online for flinging his shit back at him.

People occasionally think he reads his thread, but he really can't. It would make him cry and have him go full meltdown if he did so, he's too fragile to deal with it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin's a lolcow I can believe does ask people to read his thread for him rather than seethe at it himself. There's too much content about how every aspect of his persona is an obvious fraud, not just the troonery.

 

[Trianon]

Edit: Wait, @A Grey Cat what is Dr Hammond actually holding? I was a bit curious but didn’t think much of it, but now that “this motherfucker just whizzed on Richard Attenborough’s grave” has been stuck in my mind since I read it, I have to know. I haven’t watched Jurassic Park as you can see

It's a big tub of ice cream. There's a scene where he and another character are trying to eat the ice cream before it melts because the power is out. Best scene in the movie, Attenborough acts the shit out of it. John Hammond was kind of a two-bit villain in the book, but Attenborough/Spielberg made him so lovable and unique in the movie. He's just too much of an optimist to be in charge and can't see the danger.

"Spared no expense!"

Actually the whole Tranch has a lot of Jurassic Park similarities. They never knew when to stop.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's like Jurassic Park if everyone involved is the fat 1337 h4xx0r who thinks he's got it all figured out but ultimately having an animal spit in his eye proves to be his downfall.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It's a big tub of ice cream. There's a scene where he and another character are trying to eat the ice cream before it melts because the power is out. Best scene in the movie, Attenborough acts the shit out of it. John Hammond was kind of a two-bit villain in the book, but Attenborough/Spielberg made him so lovable and unique in the movie. He's just too much of an optimist to be in charge and can't see the danger.

"Spared no expense!"

I never read the book until quite a long time after growing up on Jurassic Park. At no point before reading the book did I believe Hammond was the villain. He always simply felt like another victim trying to survive the disaster. I couldn't see anyway he could be framed as a villain in the movie. In the book he's a right cunt. He's so unrepentantly dickish in the book I can't imagine him having managed to reproduced in a manner that results in him knowing his children well enough to know he has grandchildren. In the movie he's a grandpa that was just idealistic and wanted to make dinosaurs and making bank was second on the list, still important, but not the top goal. I always felt Ian Malcolm's interactions with him felt off, like he was just being an asshole to a nice old man unduly. Having read the book I understand now that while they adjusted Hammond's character he never adjusted the relationship he had with Ian.

Actually the whole Tranch has a lot of Jurassic Park similarities. They never knew when to stop.

Hubris and cut corners leading to unnecessary death and suffering while those in charge can't accept their sins. Though considering we're getting an unnecessary sequel we should maybe compare it to Jurassic World instead.

 

[A Grey Cat]

@Humbert Humbert it's a buckey of ice cream from this scene in jp. You really should see it ignoring the sequels jurassic park is a sentimental masterpiece

It's a big tub of ice cream. There's a scene where he and another character are trying to eat the ice cream before it melts because the power is out. Best scene in the movie, Attenborough acts the shit out of it. John Hammond was kind of a two-bit villain in the book, but Attenborough/Spielberg made him so lovable and unique in the movie. He's just too much of an optimist to be in charge and can't see the danger.

"Spared no expense!"

Actually the whole Tranch has a lot of Jurassic Park similarities. They never knew when to stop.

This...this is why Kevin saying stupid shit like that pisses me off so much. This scene is one I go back to watch independent from the whole movie and it always takes me back...back to tge days when people like Kevin seethed and dilated behind closed doors and didn't have the means to plaster photos of their stinkditches called "pussy upgrades.' In our faces.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Happy belated 4/20! Last night I collected and archived his tweets, just didn’t get around to posting them.
He talked about how he reworked one of his Magic the Gathering card decks on Moxfield. [A]

I archived his profile and all of his decks, so you can navigate it though the archive. But does anybody know how I could archive it so that it shows the dropdowns? For example, I can’t expand these:

And there’s some pretty funny comments on a couple decks, like the Weird Science one, but archive.ph won’t open the “View replies” thing.

Here’s what he said btw:

On the same day, the same person also commented on the I Am Going to Bark At You deck. Kevin reacts negatively again, the person explains that they follow Kevin on Twitter abd they’ve interacted before. Kevin walks back the hostility, explaining Kiwifarms stalkers as his reason for being so defensive.


Going back to Twitter, Kevin remarks on the SpaceX “Starship” failing a test flight. [A]

Replies to a post on enjoying games (I did not bother to interpret this one) [A]

Kevin posts a long diatribe about Magic the Gathering’s compleation lore. I want to say that him choosing to start it off with “as a masochist who’s into BDSM” was a result of him being high and celebrating 4/20, but we can’t really distinguish his stoner thoughts vs sober thoughts. [A]

A much shorter thread about MtG, this time focusing on Vraska and how he resonates with her revenge. [A]

Makes another “aaaay 4/20 blaze it” joke in reference to Biden saying he’s the most pro-union president in American history (in the sense that you’d have to be high to say it). [A]

Twitter started removing people’s legacy checkmarks, Kevin responds by stating that he’ll still “do a mild parasocial” at his mutuals who used to have it. Not sure what that accomplishes but ok [A]

Somebody asks people who think in words why they do. Someone could be reading your thoughts and know your secrets! Kevin responds by getting horny at the scenario.
I personally think in words because idk how else I could think. For example, when I saw this, the first thing I read was Kevin’s last reply. I immediately thought to myself, “what the fuck am I reading and what led him to say this” (as in what was the tweet he was responding to. we know what life decisions led him to say this). [A]

Shows off a MtG card [A]

Spoiler: Video

Edit:

It's a big tub of ice cream. There's a scene where he and another character are trying to eat the ice cream before it melts because the power is out.

Ohhh, I thought it might have been because I saw an ice cream scooper in his other hand, but the brown colored spots in the bucket confused me.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It is an...unusal prop to give mr hammond I (and this pains me greatley) have to agree with kevin on this one. But the hammond collection versions of the figures aren't meant to be kid's toys. Like Neca Enthusists they're meant for making dioramas and displays. So Mattel would assume anyone getting these figures also have the means to make a table and chair to sit them at akin to people who make furntiure for doll houses.


Kevin's just being a dumbass and looking for any reason to make a sex joke because he thinks it's funny...good to see despite having "triggering anxienty" when it comes to anything school related, he still thinks like a middle schooler going through puberty.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Makes another “aaaay 4/20 blaze it” joke in reference to Biden saying he’s the most pro-union president in American history (in the sense that you’d have to be high to say it). [A]

It's rare that I get to say it, but Kevin's right, FDR was clearly more pro-union than Joe Biden. Not that Kevin, as a strong anti-fascist anarchist, likes FDR in any way since he was a fucking fascist who seized wealth from the poor to aid the rich who had made bad investments, created a mandatory ponzi scheme to steal from the poor and put innocent minorities in camps. Among other things.

Also he was a cripple and Kevin probably really fucking hates that part especially since he was a real cripple rather than one who sucks dicks for cock. Though probably not as much as Kevin hates the fact that despite being a cripple and a fascist, FDR had sex up until he died unlike Kevin who will never have sex. Plus like FDR wasn't as fat as Kevin either despite being a cripple. Damn, how many L's can one man take to fascists?

 

[Mr Snoid]