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I already knew that Kev has trash taste in media (Furries, Transformers, MLP, the list goes on) but him saying that Steven Universe is the best piece of animated media ever made...? Ugh. He truly has 0 class, 0 taste if that's how he really feels.
Like, I get it, he loves it because it's gay and that's it. But even if he holds that as the most important, valuable aspect of the show, is there really nothing else (in his mind) that trumps that regarding visuals, storytelling, characters, music, etc? Nothing? If I sat him down in front of something basic like Spirited Away or The Iron Giant, would he really tell me that fucking Steven Universe is a better piece of animated media?? What a sad and troon-pilled take.


I thought of this later and it is not that Transformers, my little pony etc are trash per se.

It’s that they are for children.

Even if sad overgrown children in the 20s and older watch them, collect the toys, dress up as the characters etc, they still are cartoons and consumer goods primarily made for children.

If Kevvie also tweeted about enjoying properly adult oriented shows and films, not adult as in porn, adult as in not for children, then he wouldn’t be as embarrassing.

"WELL I HAVE BETTER SEX THAN YOU"
"But how does that relate to racism?"

I don’t believe Kevvie has better sex than anyone else, neither him nor wedge looked like they were having a good time, just more looking like they were trying to act out porn.

Secondly, I strongly suspect that he has never actually had sex with a natal female.

He probably cried to hard every time his “ex fiancé” suggested it.
 
I feel like pointing out that the Steven Universe ends with Spinel—who was essentially created to be Steven’s mother’s pet—being taken in to serve the exact same role to his grandmother aunts. Basically a kept woman for all powerful, domineering female giants, entertaining them by being a moron. I wonder why this resonates with Kevin.

Also, I love that the gender-specials who made this show introduced two they-thems, but not a Gem who used male pronouns. This feels… telling.
 
Queerness is like the Zelda timeline: impossibly convoluted and contradictory, gets reinvented every few years, and doesn't actually matter.
Except the Zelda timeline was constructed from logic, reason, and the use of evidence in its thought processes. Even if it was autistic.

Kevin's idea of queerness is troon propaganda to be shoved onto the rest of the LGBTQWERTY community: it is the forcing of a term on everyone else, regardless of the offense it causes them, by labeling everything related to gay, lesbian, bi, and trans culture as queer to try and force the idea they are one homogeneous subculture to be controlled and used by the troons rather than their own separate subcultures and communities, each of which traditionally are actually quite defined and rigid. Remember the queer community was supposed to be its own little thing, which is why it is a different letter.

Modern "queerness" is a new fashion culture constructed to be a consumerist movement completely sanitized and divorced from the ideology of the original subcultural movement that birthed it before someone with business savvy saw how to package it and market it to the masses without their own principles or beliefs. Much like the goths, punks, emos, and rockers before.
 
It’s been a few days in Kevin’s world, and so much yet so little has happened. I started writing this last night but never finished, my bad.
We start this update coming in hot, with Kevin saying that Stephen Universe is him minus the saving the world and estrogen. [A]
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Put this sticker on his purse and never took it off [A]
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True to his word a few months ago, he did indeed go to see the Mario Brothers Movie in theaters. Here we see that he bought the character themed drinks at the theater's bar. [A]
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Then posted a selfie from in the theater with Jen and Penny [A]
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A minute later, he saw a pre-show ad was for a new Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Kevin bemoans the fact that it is in Disney World's Epcot, which is in Florida, because that means he as a trans woman cannot go. It isn't like they banned trans people from Florida, and he should be bemoaning the fact that he can't go not because he's a trans woman, but because it's too damn expensive. [A]
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After the show, he quote tweets this: [A]
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More thoughts regarding Mario movie[A]
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Some MtG shit about Wizards idk [A]
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Kevin dislikes Matt Walsh [A]
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Discusses thoughts on next Mario movie: [A]
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Again, he revisits his favorite tweet that cracked many eggs: [A]
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Piercing selfie. "Goddess I love being a dyke"-Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
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Kevin has social anxiety and lets people DM him first [A]
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Discusses more media [A]
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March of the Machine [A]
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Anti-troon activist Graham Lineham aka Glinner got kicked off twitter, to Kevin's delight [A]
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Got March of the Machine cards [A]
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Tears of the Kingdom shit [A]
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Kevin shares this enlightening thought aout getting baked. [A]
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Toys: Funko Pops, Masters of the Universe figurines, added to his Pinkie Pie shelf (I'm done questioning at this point), "Plunderlings" (which are actually really creeped me out when I was editing the photos), and some other penguin thing [1], [2], [3] [4], [5]
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Another enlightening thought from Kevin[A]
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A band Kevin likes did some virtue signaling [A]
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Meanwhile, Neck continued virtue signaling for black women as he has been for the last couple months. He quote tweeted this video of a Tiktok explaining that black people and women are oppressed, the video is down in the Media spoiler if you want to do the job I didn't and watch it. [A]
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More Neck shitposting [A]
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Neck needs friends that he actually talks to. [A]
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That poor bag. Even if he wanted to get it off, it may not come off as easily as he wanted it to. Then again, it isn't like it's an expensive purse.
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I wonder what kind of alcohol was in those drinks and how they tasted.
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These speak for themseleves
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When I saw this, I thought about how I hate what I have done to myself for this to not warrant any sort of reaction whatsoever. It's gotten to the point where I see a grown ass man in his mid thirties showing off a Pinkie Pie toy shrine on Twitter and I don't bat an eye
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This was on god the most disturbing part of any of these daily updates
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Do y'all not see how utterly terrifying these things are?
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I can't wait to post this so I can delete these images and forget they exist. The SMILE and the EYES on these things are gonna show up in my nightmares tonight, on God
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The penguin is actually so cute, a nice refresh from the horrors previously seen.
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We start this update coming in hot, with Kevin saying that Stephen Universe is him minus the saving the world and estrogen. [A]
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I've seen bits and pieces of Steven Universe, and most of what I got out of it is that Steven's a fat retard who has to be bailed out of various situations by the more capable people around him. I'd say it checks out.
 
I've seen bits and pieces of Steven Universe, and most of what I got out of it is that Steven's a fat retard who has to be bailed out of various situations by the more capable people around him. I'd say it checks out.

The problem with it though is that Steven seems to go out of his way to help people, even if he messes it up, and has a friendly relationship with his equally fat and retarded father.

These are things alien to Kevvie, who couldn’t even turn a kettle on as it mildly inconvenienced him.

Kevvie should rewatch Ren and Stimpy and accept that he is just a troon Stimpy.
 
I guess Kevin lost his one bra that he had? I swear I haven't seen him not looking like Marty Feldman in the chestal area in a very long time.

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He went to a fucking children's movie looking like this. I live in a college town where there are a lot of young women running around under-dressed, but I haven't seen visible nipples like that in a very long time. It's borderline obscene, and not just because he's a goddamn 40 year old man in a nearly sheer Walmart slip top. Christ this is just gonna get worse when he gets his "tiddies" isn't it?

Imagine running into these three in the Ladies Room after the picture.
 
haven't seen visible nipples like that in a very long time

How much do you get out? And how versed on anatomy are you? Hard nipples really aren't that eggrigous. Gross on this tranny for sure. But in general not some taboo thing obscene thing. Forget women. Probably a couple husky dads running around with the same sausage nip situation in that theater.
 
How much do you get out? And how versed on anatomy are you? Hard nipples really aren't that eggrigous. Gross on this tranny for sure. But in general not some taboo thing obscene thing. Forget women. Probably a couple husky dads running around with the same sausage nip situation in that theater.
A giant man-child wearing a nearly see-through women's top with wonky cone tits/puffy nipples on show at a kid's film isn't obscene or unusual? Guess I'm glad to get out as little as I do nowadays.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot to make a comment about the visible nipples in the theater for a kid’s movie. Just goes to show how unfazed I truly have become with the things I have seen on this site. Like with the Pinkie Pie shrine, I have no reaction to it, I just think to myself, “Oh, he has a pinkie pie shrine” or “oh, what the fuck happened to his bra” in the same way you would think to yourself, “oh, it’s Tuesday.”
 
I... I never thought I'd say this but bring back the mask mandates, at least for troons.

But seriously, I have trouble keeping up with the thread but this is the first picture I've seen in a while of him and the krew at the theatre without wearing a face diaper. I thought he was hooked on them out of a misguided sense of safety, owning the cons, and because like other hideous creatures it's easier to daywalk when most of your face covered up.
 
1. I miss when queer was an insult along side fag and ponce

2. Of course a fellow Troon makes everything about sex when replying to Kevin's tweet about the diamond head people (never watched or cared about su sorry not sorry) it always comes back around to sex with these people "but it's totally not a fetish you hateful bigots!"

And it's always femdom too,, what is it withh the Troon obsession with femdom? Kerfalls stint in porn the highlights were all "femdom" fetish videos for him now Kevin's horny posting about how hot having a diamond lady boss him around would be.
 
But seriously, I have trouble keeping up with the thread but this is the first picture I've seen in a while of him and the krew at the theatre without wearing a face diaper. I thought he was hooked on them out of a misguided sense of safety, owning the cons, and because like other hideous creatures it's easier to daywalk when most of your face covered up.
The thing is though, if he couldn’t go out of the house without wearing a mask this time last year, there’s even more reason not to at the moment, what with the new strain, a spike in cases and deaths. Especially to a movie theatre ffs.
It has simply gone out of fashion to do the performative safety theatre. “I’m wearing a mask to protect others”. No you weren’t, dipshit.
 
The thing is though, if he couldn’t go out of the house without wearing a mask this time last year, there’s even more reason not to at the moment, what with the new strain, a spike in cases and deaths
I've more or less been ignoring coof news but I did go to the store today and noticed a few people wearing them. I'm not going to bother unless it's most people because if they don't care to protect me, fuck them, I won't do it for free.
 
I provide Update #61.
Begins by tweeting about his “pussy upgrade” [A]
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More on Glinner [A]
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Kevin was exposed to the sun for 45 minutes without sunscreen, in a spaghetti strap tank top. Hopefully there was a bra, but I doubt it. [A]
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Jurassic Park appreciation [A]
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Opened a toy [A]
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Super Mario Bros movie [A]
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Shows off new fire-breathing Bowser toy [A]
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Finally got new wireless headphones [A]
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Kevin comments on 9/11 [A]
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Hair commercial [A]
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BONUS lolcow crossover with Erin Reed:
Contemplates how a real woman’s testosterone would affect her performance compared to that of troons in women’s sports, includes a Kevin Gibes cow crossover reply [A]
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Comments on Twitter deadname policy (a couple days ago they removed that part from their policy that forbade it) [A]
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Talks about the Stephen Universe soundtrack [A]
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Lego [A]
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Tweets about art [A]
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Commentary on Jurassic Park toy [A]
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90s toys [A]
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Fun dinosaur fossil fact [A]
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Kevin made a follow up tweet addressing his 9/11 tweet yesterday. Yes, the tweet actually does have 7k likes now, the screenshot doesn’t reflect that because I took it this morning. [A]
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Kevin on Creationism. It used to “annoy the fuck” of him a decade ago but now it isn’t as pressing. [A]
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In an attempt to mimic a woman, Kevin gives a shit about his appearance more. Although, I would like to highly stress that NO MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, PLEASE WEAR SUNSCREEN OUTSIDE. Your skin will thank you, and skin cancer is no joke. [A]
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Cards [1], [2]
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Jurassic Park [1], [2]
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In between those two tweets, he was talking about a Transformers convention in Australia. [A]
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Dino solidarity indeed, birds are living dinosaurs. [A]
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MtG [A]
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Pokémon plushies [A]
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As I finished up collecting today’s shit, he was getting frustrated that he could not get Giphy to cooperate. [A]
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