Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Say What Now?]

Added spike things on the ends of his nose piercing [A]

So his last attempt to DILATE his septum piercing didn't go so well? Huh, who could have guessed that would happen? He's going to be diligent in dilating this revision though right??

 

[DatBepisTho]

You know what I found recently when I moved house? A handful of Little Blue Books from the 1940s that belonged to the grandmother I never met. I'm ashamed to say I'd quite forgotten them. Her handwriting in on the inside covers may be the last writing of hers that still exists on this earth, unless one of my arsehole uncles has got a letter of hers stashed away somewhere that he's refusing to admit to.

But hey, enjoy your childhood plastic, Kevin.

I don't think I've ever seen one of those in person, but they look like something that would have been cool to read growing up.
NGL I have some childhood books on my shelf like The Dark Crystal, Watership Down (bright eyes burning like fire, fam) and Charlotte's Web, but my childhood toys went to the charity thrift shops when I hit 18 and needed room for art supplies and more books.
Afaik I'm also maybe just two years younger than this massive manchild as well.

More proof Kevin is permanently age regressed and hasn't grown a mental day past 12... And yet this nigga thinks he'd be a good parent TM to his frankenwomb offspring.
-I also feel for Penny's grandparents having to see that place filled with useless shit that isn't all that pleasing to look at.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Also inserting thumbnails is fine, and you can post them side-by-side without a paragraph break to make them a bit more condensed. Just don't drop in full sized phone screenshots.

I mobilepost (LMAO) but I noticed that I typically have to resize the images to get them to actually go next to each other. If you meant the part where I caption nearly every image, that's due to the way that I write the updates to get the order of the tweets correct because of the mobile thing. I'll try to switch it up, if needed. I have this update thing down to a science and it's kind of embarrassing

imo you don’t need to archive the posts where he just orders or unpacks toys unless it’s a really exorbitant amount of money or otherwise might be embarrassing for him.

Thank you, I wanted to ask that question to the thread but I forgot. Although, tbf it's everything combined that he's buying that SHOULD be embarrassing for him. Like jesus christ kevin enough is enough

Could it be that he’s super anxious about his upcoming revision surgery?

He definitely is. I noticed that he isn't really speaking on trans matters that much lately, he is literally in his own little world. I think he's distancing himself from having to think about negative troon shit in preparation for this, but I'm awful at judging the behavior of a lolcow.

 

[stupid frog]

@Humbert Humbert If you don't use Insert Thumbnail and Null finds out, he'll come to your house while you sleep and murder you. I don't make the rules.

 

[Dr. Funk]

You know the frustrating thing about Kevin, is while I'm a nerd and collect shit, he happens to be focused on parts of nerd culture I know little about, and his pictures are so trash I can't even try to appreciate the quality or lack of for these toys. I used to have a friend who really into action figure conversion, and while I never got into it, it got me curious and I learned a whole bunch about how toys are made and signs of quality or lack thereof. And as a nerd, I do own a few figures. Often being willing to spend good money on a high quality figure that will look good on my shelf, and I have learned a lot about what makes a good figure not only look good, but actually last the odd cat bumping it over or whatever. There is an entire world here that we could be digging into, and Kevin never seems to talk about it.

Kevin's tastes would be a terrible benchmark for what is considered quality or not among toy collectors. Much digital ink has been spilled debating where the line between a harmless "immature" hobby and full blown manchild consumerism is, but Kevin is so far over the line in consooooomerist la-la land, that even if you were just dying to know the intricacies of transformer toy collecting, all Kevin would be able to tell you is that he buys them no matter what they are and lets them sit on a shelf forever.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@Humbert Humbert If you don't use Insert Thumbnail and Null finds out, he'll come to your house while you sleep and murder you. I don't make the rules.

but I do! they still seem big though, but I try. If i have ever inserted a full image, it was a mistake.
Anyways today’s update is very short.
Today he actually did his job as social media coordinator or whatever, and posted the Tranch’s patreon and a video. There is already discussion on the Tranch thread about it, but I didn’t know that Kevin did his job for once. [A]

Toys [1], [2], [3], [4]

Spoiler: Pics

It felt wrong to not archive fucking everything, I had to but I threw it all under the same caption though!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

His collecting plastic toys feels so compulsive. Ditto for the MTG cards but they're less visible.

Does he know what he has?

If you don't know what you have, then you can't work towards a goal effectively. If there is no goal, then it's by default going to be a mess.

Knowing what you have or not seems like the line between a hobbyist and someone with a few bats flapping around.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Knowing what you have or not seems like the line between a hobbyist and someone with a few bats flapping around.

You say that like he doesn't have a whole colony floating around.

@Humbert Humbert Godsneed. I mobile post too so I know how you feel.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If you don't know what you have, then you can't work towards a goal effectively. If there is no goal, then it's by default going to be a mess.

The goal is to consoom and share his consooming with others. How many of this dude's "social interaction" stories with Tranch visitors is "they saw this thing I had" and nothing else?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Kevin has finally delivered a day of quality content. No rampant consumerism, just good old fashioned content.

We begin with him tweeting last night about how queerness doesn’t make sense sometimes, but “that’s what makes it beautiful.” [A]

He for some reason also talked about used bookstores at midnight his time [A]

This morning, he was thinking about The Legend of Zelda [A]

He finished watching Stephen Universe with his girlfriend too! [A]

Seemingly continues the “queer doesn’t have rules” thought from last night [A]

Enjoys the weather. Personally I prefer winter, but not the 0 degree temperatures I get. Spring triggers the fuck out of my allergies, but it is a step up from freezing my ass off while shoveling. [A]

Putting together his recent tweets, Kevin comes to the conclusion that Stephen Universe is queer. [A]

Also relating back to a previous tweet, he is excited for Tears of the Kingdom. [A]

Got ma’amed today! [A]

Stretched his nose hole [A]

Penny bought him a stuffed animal, an axotol! [A]

Selfie of the bigger piercing [A]

To close out the day, Kevin rewatched the Stephen Universe movie. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

 

[AirdropShitposts]

We begin with him tweeting last night about how queerness doesn’t make sense sometimes, but “that’s what makes it beautiful.” [A]

Seemingly continues the “queer doesn’t have rules” thought from last night [A]

Putting together his recent tweets, Kevin comes to the conclusion that Stephen Universe is queer. [A]

"you are the least rational person in the room."

Says the guy declaring queer to be a completely meaningless term void of any content and arguing with people in his head over whether or not they can hold a definition of queer different from him. (They cannot because this would establish boundaries for queerness and Kevin refuses to accept the term can have any meaning.)

"We don't give a fuck if you don't get it, we have better sex than you"

We don't even have to get into sex like the manly men arguing over who is the more manly sex haver we are (well, except for the potential sex having part for you), I can masturbate better than you can because you decided to fuck up your genitals and you can't even do it at all anymore.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

Two words: oily craters.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Enjoys the weather. Personally I prefer winter, but not the 0 degree temperatures I get. Spring triggers the fuck out of my allergies, but it is a step up from freezing my ass off while shoveling. [A]

This is an obvious lie, as Kevin would have to go outside to realize the difference (which we all know is impossible)

 

[FinnSven]

He finished watching Stephen Universe with his girlfriend too! [A]

A few years ago I was dismissive of Adventure Time and gravity falls, until I did watch them both and found them to be a tad more creative and compelling than I expected.

I felt the same about Steven universe, but thought, Ok, I will watch it to see if it is more complex than I am giving it credit for.

It’s only slightly better than expected, it strikes me as something made by someone who only has ever seen Adventure Time and doesn’t have any other creative frame of reference.

It’s further symptomatic of the decline in fictional diversity and creativity if this is considered the “best cartoon ever” by various late millennials and gen Z.

Kevvie just continues to get more childish.
How old is this “Girlfriend”? Is this “Girlfriend” actually a special needs person whom Kevvie has befriended?

 

[fishercat]

A few years ago I was dismissive of Adventure Time and gravity falls, until I did watch them both and found them to be a tad more creative and compelling than I expected.

I felt the same about Steven universe, but thought, Ok, I will watch it to see if it is more complex than I am giving it credit for.

It’s only slightly better than expected, it strikes me as something made by someone who only has ever seen Adventure Time and doesn’t have any other creative frame of reference.

It’s further symptomatic of the decline in fictional diversity and creativity if this is considered the “best cartoon ever” by various late millennials and gen Z.

Kevvie just continues to get more childish.
How old is this “Girlfriend”? Is this “Girlfriend” actually a special needs person whom Kevvie has befriended?

The pendulum swung the other way in regards to Steven Universe, especially in the last few years. There are two hour long video essays on why it sucks.

 

[FinnSven]

The pendulum swung the other way in regards to Steven Universe, especially in the last few years. There are two hour long video essays on why it sucks.

Not sure what is worse.

That it sucks and is touted as good by fuckwitts with no sense of compelling stories.

That people have dedicated many hours to explaining why it sucks when it is patently obvious to anyone who isn’t retarded.

 

[scumbus]

I already knew that Kev has trash taste in media (Furries, Transformers, MLP, the list goes on) but him saying that Steven Universe is the best piece of animated media ever made...? Ugh. He truly has 0 class, 0 taste if that's how he really feels.

Spoiler: Autistic ranting about cartoons

Like, I get it, he loves it because it's gay and that's it. But even if he holds that as the most important, valuable aspect of the show, is there really nothing else (in his mind) that trumps that regarding visuals, storytelling, characters, music, etc? Nothing? If I sat him down in front of something basic like Spirited Away or The Iron Giant, would he really tell me that fucking Steven Universe is a better piece of animated media?? What a sad and troon-pilled take.

 

[Am I Very Wrong]

Not sure what is worse.

That it sucks and is touted as good by fuckwitts with no sense of compelling stories.

That people have dedicated many hours to explaining why it sucks when it is patently obvious to anyone who isn’t retarded.

don't worry, the 2 hour video was made by an autistic insufferable troon

 

[FinnSven]

I already knew that Kev has trash taste in media (Furries, Transformers, MLP, the list goes on) but him saying that Steven Universe is the best piece of animated media ever made...? Ugh. He truly has 0 class, 0 taste if that's how he really feels.

Spoiler: Autistic ranting about cartoons

Like, I get it, he loves it because it's gay and that's it. But even if he holds that as the most important, valuable aspect of the show, is there really nothing else (in his mind) that trumps that regarding visuals, storytelling, characters, music, etc? Nothing? If I sat him down in front of something basic like Spirited Away or The Iron Giant, would he really tell me that fucking Steven Universe is a better piece of animated media?? What a sad and troon-pilled take.

I would sit him down in front of Coonskin and watch him implode with offended indignation.

 

[AMHOLIO]

We begin with him tweeting last night about how queerness doesn’t make sense sometimes, but “that’s what makes it beautiful.” [A]

I wish I was this retarded. That way I wouldn't be on kiwi farms and could actually enjoy twitter and be a simple likes farmer living out of someone's basement or spare room. Knowledge is a curse somedays.

Seemingly continues the “queer doesn’t have rules” thought from last night [A]

This philosophy sucks. You can't even build a commune around it.

Freedom is good. Defining your community by an absence of rules however makes it infinitely abuseable. Ask null.

Kevin comes to the conclusion that Stephen Universe is queer.

"The good guys are for freedom and the bad guys are for order. Therefore this show is queer."

*insert drooling wojak here*

Also relating back to a previous tweet, he is excited for Tears of the Kingdom.

Lol super consoom.

Penny bought him a stuffed animal, an axotol! [A]

Congrats to penny for having enough gibs money to waste on Kevin and reignite their relationship again. It's all you need to do to show Kevin he matters, feed his addiction.

We don't even have to get into sex like the manly men arguing over who is the more manly sex haver we are (well, except for the potential sex having part for you), I can masturbate better than you can because you decided to fuck up your genitals and you can't even do it at all anymore.

Imagine using this argument in any debate.

"WELL I HAVE BETTER SEX THAN YOU"
"But how does that relate to racism?"


I'm glad most kiwis have working junk. Keep up the good wank.