DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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If I was that one new viewer he singled out I'd be weirded the fuck out. Like why does this guy seem so desperate to convince me that everything outside of his streams are toxic slanderous lies and everything he says is the true and honest work of God?
Definitely not a cult btw. No way just chill positive gaming.
It's fairly obvious why he does that, it's because he can't debunk the actual claims himself. He's well aware of how bad his reputation is and also doesn't want to do anything to actively change it, just complain about how he's a victim of other people. He knows that his woes are his fault but he can't and won't accept it for as long as he can.

The part that often gets forgotten is that the number of true believers is actually far lower than most recognise. Most of Phil's "fans" know he's full of shit (timbo and anonymouse both admitted to knowing that the champions thing was true while they were working for Phil and the rest only stick around for the sense of power they have) and the rest of them, namely jayde and derich, are genuine wheelchairs who don't care. They all tell Phil what he wants to read because at this point, even them telling him the truth gets to him. He lashes out when he realises they don't give him money because they think his "content" is any good. The only people safe from him in his audience are jayde and derich.
Well imagine if a new viewer jumps in and the first thing you hear is either *snort* *belch* or "Guys I really need that money" That's a big "And of I go" unless you are into that sort of stuff. Heck Mudahar from the SomeOrdinaryPodcast said he sometimes jumps into DSP streams and he said the same, DSP is begging for money or something similar. If Phil really thinks it's our fault then he is sorely mistaken.
The part that makes it so much worse is that Phil is fully aware that people hate the shit he pulls. He knows that most of, if not all of his problems are completely self inflicted, it's just that his ego can't ever allow him to ever accept the blame for any of it so he has no choice but use some of the most pathetic excuses for why it's someone else's fault.
 
Called out on his convenient use of negative game journalist reviews to skip games.


Sidenote: he says the word "meaningful" so many fucking times during his soy-rant.
Screams "it's called an opinion!!" when called out, then ignores that people other than him can also have opinions of their own. Only DSP is allowed to tell the truth.
 
Why the fuck is he playing FF5? Looking at his schedule for the next week he is playing silent hill once, and Oblivion, ER, and FFV twice each. Worse yet, two are replays and one is a 30 year old remake.

What happened to the no multiple lengthy RPG rule? It looks like gameplay is going to be ~90% lengthy rpg style games. I know, dave makes shit up in the moment to suit him, big shocker, but this does make me think some whales pay him off record to play their pet games.
 
Why the fuck is he playing FF5? Looking at his schedule for the next week he is playing silent hill once, and Oblivion, ER, and FFV twice each. Worse yet, two are replays and one is a 30 year old remake.

What happened to the no multiple lengthy RPG rule? It looks like gameplay is going to be ~90% lengthy rpg style games. I know, dave makes shit up in the moment to suit him, big shocker, but this does make me think some whales pay him off record to play their pet games.
Him playing FF5 reeks of some whale dent paying him to play one of their favourite games. As far as I remember FF5 isn't one of the old games that Phil pretends to like and have some "special" past with.
 
Why the fuck is he playing FF5? Looking at his schedule for the next week he is playing silent hill once, and Oblivion, ER, and FFV twice each. Worse yet, two are replays and one is a 30 year old remake.
Part of me thinks that Phil is trying to flex again with his old-school shtick,

Of course, when one of his viewers asked him last night what his favourite part of FF5 was, he rattles off the most generic references that call into question if he’s ever played this game through its entirety.
 
Part of me thinks that Phil is trying to flex again with his old-school shtick,

Of course, when one of his viewers asked him last night what his favourite part of FF5 was, he rattles off the most generic references that call into question if he’s ever played this game through its entirety.
I bet he couldn't even say what he liked about any of the games he played in his childhood. Or perhaps what were the most memorable parts. And for some games he does this autistic 2My history with" which should only contain "I am too stupid to play this game"
 
I bet he couldn't even say what he liked about any of the games he played in his childhood. Or perhaps what were the most memorable parts. And for some games he does this autistic 2My history with" which should only contain "I am too stupid to play this game"

His contradictions are easy to spot out, but it's also compounded by his utter stupidity. How does a "fighting games enthusiast" from his age not own a Sega Saturn, let alone not even play it, for example. Or the fact that he outright sucked at Donkey Kong Country, and "hadn't even heard of" Donkey Kong 64 before playing it? Phil's picture might as well be in the dictionary next to the definition of "poseur".
 
I bet he couldn't even say what he liked about any of the games he played in his childhood. Or perhaps what were the most memorable parts. And for some games he does this autistic 2My history with" which should only contain "I am too stupid to play this game"
His whole "i have a unique history with" style is pure main character syndrome bullshit.

Id love to see a list of all the things hes uniquely qualified to comment on and his reasoning. My personal favorite is his unique history with a movie (RE) was he watched the first one. Wow phil, you consumed pop media, who else does that?!
 
Screams "it's called an opinion!!" when called out, then ignores that people other than him can also have opinions of their own. Only DSP is allowed to tell the truth.
It goes double with this because yeah, you can have opinions, it's just yours are also hypocritical. It's not one thing or another here and its a bit more complimentary.

Just some bitch passive-aggressive move of his to say things like that. That Dead Island 2 rant was just pure HAMSTER WHEEL churning moment because he got called out on his bad behavior and just thought he was talking himself through it.

Why the fuck is he playing FF5? Looking at his schedule for the next week he is playing silent hill once, and Oblivion, ER, and FFV twice each. Worse yet, two are replays and one is a 30 year old remake.

What happened to the no multiple lengthy RPG rule? It looks like gameplay is going to be ~90% lengthy rpg style games. I know, dave makes shit up in the moment to suit him, big shocker, but this does make me think some whales pay him off record to play their pet games.
I think we are past the point where he can't keep up with games anymore, so they need to be slowed down, or retarded.

It's been so fuckin' obnoxious to hear as commentary though. His has been the same tone of Elden Ring where it's just going through checklists and using very obvious information tells and repeating them. There is nothing of substance in these playthroughs. I can't even stand it as background noise.
 
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Thats what dragged out the sidescrollers for so long, phil can't just stay on subject without going on six different tangents that have nothing to do with the original topic. They ask phil a simple question and he rambles about nothing for 10 minutes.
It's a common strategy among narcissists and chronic liars to bury the truth in an excessive amount of minutae. This is done to derail the topic and slowly move the goalposts so that they can make themselves look like the victim and start sharing invites to their pity party. He does this A LOT during the Side Scrollers interview, where Craig would ask about his finances before DSP would derail the topic and make it about trolls ruining his "business".
This is just getting out of hand. Whats the total hat count now?
I don't know, but it's a fruity as fuck gimmick, and a costly one, at that. His latest hat was $28 from what I read on a previous post. I won't assume anything, but if the prices for those hats are the same as his most recent one, then add on the money he spends for those retarded costumes, DSP is wasting a hilarious amount of money for a gimmick that is just not working. Streaming is all about having charisma, and he just doesn't have any. It's why his fans are made up mostly of retards and outcasts.

All of DSP's FGC betters stream like he does, and in their case, all they need is a camera and a capture card. Yet these guys can play just about anything, even if they're bad at it and still make bank. Meanwhile, DSP puts on hats, entire costumes, spends money on gaming paraphernalia, and it amounts to jack shit because he has all the charisma of a has-been washout. No amount of dress up sessions is going to fuel his greed longterm. And with detractor channels going silent, his only promotion is now stagnant.

He can wear as many hats as he wants, but it won't mean shit.
 
His whole "i have a unique history with" style is pure main character syndrome bullshit.

Id love to see a list of all the things hes uniquely qualified to comment on and his reasoning. My personal favorite is his unique history with a movie (RE) was he watched the first one. Wow phil, you consumed pop media, who else does that?!
Really the only even remotely "unique" and "meaningful" history he could talk about is with MvC and Street Fighter because he was in the FGC back in the day. But that would only work if he wasn't a lolcow. I don't remember if he did the "Muh history with Street Fighter" prestream when the SF6 beta came out but I imagine if he did it involved a lot of babbling segments which can be shortened to "Everyone loved me in the FGC," "Everyone hated me in the FGC," "I was a troll, I was shittalking everyone," "I was the nicest person you'd ever meet!" and "Muh 4th place."

All his other "Muh history with x" prestreams were just an easy 40+ minutes for him to feed his ego by reminiscing about either his childhood or the old days of Youtube when he made a lot of money. And the amount of games from different series that supposedly put him on the map back in the day is getting ridiculous, it's like how when Derich lists out his favorite pornstars and then mentions over 50 of them. If every pornstar is your favorite then none of them is, if every game put you on the map back in the day then none of them did.
 
His contradictions are easy to spot out, but it's also compounded by his utter stupidity. How does a "fighting games enthusiast" from his age not own a Sega Saturn, let alone not even play it, for example. Or the fact that he outright sucked at Donkey Kong Country, and "hadn't even heard of" Donkey Kong 64 before playing it? Phil's picture might as well be in the dictionary next to the definition of "poseur".
He is the platonic ideal of the fake gamer girl stereotype.
 
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