DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

I probably missed it. So is this guy just a troll or a genuin random person who came, saw dsp what a piece of shit he is and now he is leaving?

 

[Penix]

I think his definition of "going out" is more akin to doing things outside the normal autism schedule of running errands as he said he did go pick up supplies for Jasper and the like.

Funny because supposedly this is prime meaningful time to spend with the horse but he has been talking for months now how he does these errands on his own so she can play skyrim at home. In the video he said that their days off have been like this for 60/70 percentile of the time lately which really makes you wonder why he's making such a big fuss over them overlapping their days off since it seemingly doesn't fucking matter most of the time anymore.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He says they haven't left the house on their day off in weeks? What the fuck, how is Kat even lazier and more antisocial than DSP?

What a lazy bitch she is. Even DSP is disappointed because he wanted to go out and do shit.

The part-time worker needs a day off her feet lmao. Just lay around at home all day ordering Hawaiian BBQ.

Oh so convenient Piggy uses the but I'm le tired excuse for not going out when we know the reality that he'll either be called out or people will think a 50 year old autist is being led about by his half orc in home nurse to get his weekly num-num's from the frozen food section. Every day he looks more and more like this old Polish guy I met at a shop near me and that guy was in his 50's and looked better than him and I got the pics to prove it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That rant about sock accounts was top notch

Especially when "Lisa Lou" turns up soon afterwards with the Whale Mary to save the stream.

 

[Comma]

Skipping through yesterday's Oblivion stream, I noticed that his mom Kat is in the game:

Obviously the character's appearance was based on how she looked before gaining all that weight.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That rant about sock accounts was top notch

Especially when "Lisa Lou" turns up soon afterwards with the Whale Mary to save the stream.

He really throws me off when he directly references the chat but also considers the "on demand" viewers to be separate entities. Imagine how confused they are when he brings up "they post candle emojis like holding a vigil for the fallen brother." I didn't even know that was a thing.

 

[Balr0g]

Hey Phil you really think you can take on Mike Tyson?

Twitter

 

[Lord_Point]

DSP hinted on the podcast he would like a steam deck, gifted of course. He doesn't need one so hes not going to sit on a wait list (that doesnt exist) BUT if someone wanted to be generous and gift him one he would certainly use it.... to play crono cross.

Wont use either of his PCs to stream a 30 year old SNES game unless gifted a totally useless steam deck... never change phil.

 

[Comma]

People trolling DSP through submitted videos:

Well, it's more like "trolling", because they're basically paying him money to be able to submit videos, but hey.

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Wtf is happening...

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[hector85]

DSP hinted on the podcast he would like a steam deck, gifted of course. He doesn't need one so hes not going to sit on a wait list (that doesnt exist) BUT if someone wanted to be generous and gift him one he would certainly use it.... to play crono cross.

Wont use either of his PCs to stream a 30 year old SNES game unless gifted a totally useless steam deck... never change phil.

he's definitely going to want the big dick 512 gig version too. oh and hes gonna complain that it won't work with his audio setup. the thing has a single usb C port so he'll want the $90 dock of course and even then its just hdmi out and 3 usb ports. definitely not compatible with his set up. after all that hes gonna discover that its nothing more than a midrange pc that runs current gen games alright but is more of a toy to dick around with and of course we'll get a compatibility rant.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

can these ass fucking nigger trannies just leave us alone to shitpost in peace

 

[Fapcop]

Holy shit man, Phil is one dumb pig.

Someone posted a video of a dancing plague in Strasburg in 1582. (People got high off an LSD analogue and danced till they died, basically.)

Phil’s 140 IQ comment: “You know what’s funny? Even if this is true, the pictures are unrelated!”.

Yeah no shit, Phil! What were they supposed to do, post some b/w pictures from the 16th century?!

 

[Dona Morte]

Only DSP can connect exposing Zoosadism to Mr. Beast.
Jesus Christ Phil maybe research what you watch?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Only DSP can connect exposing Zoosadism to Mr. Beast.
Jesus Christ Phil maybe research what you watch?

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You should crosspost in "Phrases DSP misuses" thread (Charity porn).

The best thing to come out of this whole DSP reacts fiasco really is that it have exposede just how room temperature IQ and massive social retard Phil is.

I'm starting to wonder of we might need a seperate thread for his react retardation.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Yeah. I'm also a big fan of watching a video about animal abuse and complaining about Youtubers clout chasing, then segueing into a beg while leaving the abuse video on screen. And then taking a break to stretch, coming back to beg again... all while the video is still on screen. Sociopathic levels of tone-deaf.

However, I'm also a big fan of some suspicious behavior.
Lately, Phil has been getting up and stretching. This requires making a lot of noise, and then going silent for a weird amount of time before coming back to sit down. I believe I commented on this before that the silence is pretty questionable.
Today, he said he was going to get up and stretch and mute the mic. He has suddenly concluded that he needs to mute his mic after a few times with the suspicious silence.
When he got back, he said he went downstairs because he wanted to see his cat. So why not say this when you stood up? Why say it after you got back instead? Also... did he just run down to look at Jasper and come back, because he couldn't have done much else.

This on the heels of him unplugging his phone to take it with him for one of his mid-stream 'bathroom breaks' last night.

So he's indeed full of shit. These 'stretching' and 'bathroom' statements are to do something else. He got sloppy at hiding it at few times, and now he's trying to cover it again.

 

[PieceofShet]

So he's indeed full of shit. These 'stretching' and 'bathroom' statements are to do something else. He got sloppy at hiding it at few times, and now he's trying to cover it again.

Whats your best guess?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Whats your best guess?

Personally, I believe in the whale calls. I think he has a Discord or some sort of boomer email group that he uses to communicate with a handful of big, 'trustworthy' whales. He is either uncomfortable doing this in view of the camera where we can clearly see he is up to something, or he doesn't want to use his laptop. He seems to have an aversion to the laptop, not even using it to Google or tweet at times when he could. So he gets up and goes to his PC. The frequency of these things picked up dramatically with him cutting out begging tweets, so I think there are a group of whales that wait for some kind of signal.

On the other hand, based on his recent reaction to someone saying they're coming to Renton, he may also feel compelled to patrol the house every hour, I don't know. Today's stretch was also shortly after a video about wiping your ass, which Phil expounded upon at length, so maybe he needed to go jack off quickly because he was too aroused to continue.

Or he just likes to go stare at his cat for 30 seconds and feels compelled to lie about it. Focusing on what we know for sure at least is that he lies to his audience over mundane things for no clear reason and disrespects their time. Even if we believe him, he knew when he stood up today that he was going to pet Jasper, which is why he muted the mic, but didn't tell his audience until after so they couldn't complain about it while he was gone. He's that coworker that we've probably all had that will deliberately wait to shit at work because they like feeling like they're getting paid to use the bathroom, regardless of the importance or urgency of their position.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

On the "what did Phil do during his streach" thing.

IMO the most likely thing would be a whalecall, did the stream "po$itivity" increase after he went to look at his son?

My second guess would be that Phil legit needed a break from the tards in his chat and made the pain go away with some SF gatcha.

The idea of Phil having a quick wank at the thought of wiping shit from assholes assumes that Phil can get hard anymore even at the thought of scat.

The only thing that we know for sure is that he did not pop downstairs to look at his catson.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

IMO the most likely thing would be a whalecall, did the stream "po$itivity" increase after he went to look at his son?

It didn't this time but it usually does, he's definitely muting the stream now because he's incapable of fake stretching and sending out the whale call and that causes the awkward silence.

Gametrekker paid his weekly $30 tithe and 1mm as usual but that was pretty much it, didnt even reach $70.
I expect the late stream will be more positive with a whale carrying the stream to satiate the pig.

Also to avoid double post, there was an insane moment of him watching an old clip of Maximilion where he was fighting Phil while doing a commentary vid about MvC2, Phil watches a few seconds before he realises its him in the video.

He then proceeds to blame the lag "You can see it!", claimed he was drunk, and then said he wasn't recording his side so "he wasn't playing competitively", the clip was 10 years old and he literally can't help himself but make excuses for it.. honestly was just pathetic, he then skipped the video once his excuses were finished.

 

[hector85]

he then skipped the video once his excuses were finished.

so dsp reacts has come down to people paying him a monthly tithe for him to go on mini rants then skip the rest of the video? has he ever watched react content, its all done the exact same way by everyone else because thats how others did it successfully. his unique take on react content just results in garbage thats even more unwatchable than everyone else's react videos.