DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Surly Muppet]

so dsp reacts has come down to people paying him a monthly tithe for him to go on mini rants then skip the rest of the video? has he ever watched react content, its all done the exact same way by everyone else because thats how others did it successfully. his unique take on react content just results in garbage thats even more unwatchable than everyone else's react videos.

Yeah, GameTrekker seems to have looked at the OMM/JaxxRaxor Expected Payment Plans and wanted to get in on that.
He also gave Phil some autistic message referring back to his previous video. He talks to Phil in a sophisticated manner as though the mongoloid snorting and being confused by satirical videos is able to understand any nuance. I'm really not sure who this guy thinks he is talking to, but he has really misunderstood the streamer he has chosen to whale on. Of Phil's active whales, his presence makes the least sense. Lyciversoul paying to make degenerate scat jokes is on-brand at least.

Worth noting is that by the end of the stream, Phil had effectively been financed exclusively by whales. $30 from Trekker, $20 from OMM, and ending at $65.
This was similarly reflected last night with potentially one or two people financing the entire $100 on 3 socks, and this was after a few 'slow' streams wherein these socks were absent. No number of socks is going to hide the fact that he is entirely dependent on whales.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

His ego must have taken a huge blow for him to be this whiny and victimized about sock accounts "threatening" him and just calling him out on his Game Reviewing hypocrisy.

Dude is an unhinged fuckin' lunatic. He does a poor job holding it together.

Or he just likes to go stare at his cat for 30 seconds and feels compelled to lie about it. Focusing on what we know for sure at least is that he lies to his audience over mundane things for no clear reason and disrespects their time. Even if we believe him, he knew when he stood up today that he was going to pet Jasper, which is why he muted the mic, but didn't tell his audience until after so they couldn't complain about it while he was gone. He's that coworker that we've probably all had that will deliberately wait to shit at work because they like feeling like they're getting paid to use the bathroom, regardless of the importance or urgency of their position.

Phil has this amazing ability to just waste so many hours of the day doing fuckin' nothing. He puts so much work into not working.

His prestream today was maybe 30 minutes of substance, but the rest was the typical schedule talk and begging. Now he sprinkles in impromptu 40 minute QnAs where he stares at chat answering question on his favorite fast food. It's fuckin unreal on a day like this where he's about to also sit on his ass watching Youtube videos.

There was a time before he got back from the bathroom, and immediately went to sit down, unmute and shit talk chat members talking about how he's not playing Dead Island 2.

It was before he even got to read the chat to start going toxic about it, so I'm suspect he's just off camera dicking around on his phone to waste time. Even probably checks in on his chat to make sure they aren't shit talking him.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

His ego must have taken a huge blow for him to be this whiny and victimized about sock accounts "threatening" him and just calling him out on his Game Reviewing hypocrisy.

You don't understand dood, that guy was definitely on his way to Renton to murder Phil!

 

[Bigbadyeet]

there was an insane moment of him watching an old clip of Maximilion where he was fighting Phil while doing a commentary vid about MvC2, Phil watches a few seconds before he realises its him in the video

Just going to quote myself to add the clip uploaded by Memology for anyone who didnt see it

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil has this amazing ability to just waste so many hours of the day doing fuckin' nothing. He puts so much work into not working.

Much like the glasses, one of the things I feel Phil should never be allowed to forget is the handling of his pre-planned, pre-stream bathroom break.

He gradually built-in a daily bathroom break after prestream, before starting gameplay. It started as occasional, and then gradually ballooned into a predictable 15 minute break before starting gameplay.

Phil then went through a phase where he eliminated this bathroom break, saying he'd just go before stream and that way there'd be no interruption. He even went so far as to acknowledge that it wastes people's time, and that he loses viewers accordingly.

Then? He gradually built the bathroom break back in, even admitting that he effectively trains himself to go at certain times, confirming that he was again doing this deliberately. Now he's even punched this up by outright mocking or berating people for leaving during this break before he starts gameplay.

It's there to waste time and disrespect his audience, presumably for fun. He literally admitted as much when he eliminated it, and now pretends he didn't say any of that as he put it back intentionally himself. It seems that his audience allowing this sequence of events has empowered him to just keep wasting time as often as he can.

 

[Corpun]

I honestly don't know what to say about that unhinged rant about trolls last night other than his retarded internet-tough guy act. What the fuck is a gated community going to do if some seriously mentally ill ween breaks into your house going to do Phil? What the fuck are you going to do about it if this mythical dentractor breaks in, he doesn't have a gun and there is no way he can physically fight back. It's so fucking jarring how much of a nice guy he was acting on Side Scrollers and a month later we get this super unhinged rant about trolls in chat and trolls in general. This retard would absolutely take me using the Kill Niggers copypasta and inserting his name in as a legitimate threat.

Also holy shit this guy really can't do shit on his own, even a basic Oblivion quest where he follows a marker. The minute that quest dialogue didn't trigger he instantly decided the quest was bugged instead of experimenting or checking his quest log for instructions. Nope, instantly goes to begging for his hand being held.


Nice hairline btw Phil, check the data as usual.

Seconds after experimenting his fedora tip he suddenly changes angle. Wonder why.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Much like the glasses, one of the things I feel Phil should never be allowed to forget is the handling of his pre-planned, pre-stream bathroom break.

He gradually built-in a daily bathroom break after prestream, before starting gameplay. It started as occasional, and then gradually ballooned into a predictable 15 minute break before starting gameplay.

Phil then went through a phase where he eliminated this bathroom break, saying he'd just go before stream and that way there'd be no interruption. He even went so far as to acknowledge that it wastes people's time, and that he loses viewers accordingly.

Then? He gradually built the bathroom break back in, even admitting that he effectively trains himself to go at certain times, confirming that he was again doing this deliberately. Now he's even punched this up by outright mocking or berating people for leaving during this break before he starts gameplay.

It's there to waste time and disrespect his audience, presumably for fun. He literally admitted as much when he eliminated it, and now pretends he didn't say any of that as he put it back intentionally himself. It seems that his audience allowing this sequence of events has empowered him to just keep wasting time as often as he can.

Maybe it made rounds here years ago, but I recently had the luck of stumbling onto this video, probably the most detailed and in-depth analysis of Phil's narcissism that's been made. It goes over all the traits of covert narcissism and presents multiple examples of Phil demonstrating each one. Fittingly, Baxter heads the timestamped segment below by mentioning Phil's lateness to his streams. I always thought of it being him being lazy and disorganized. The idea, and likely reality, that he's doing it as some kinda flex on his audience is nuts.

Whole thing's worth a watch if you've got the hours to burn.

 

[Dona Morte]

ALERT NO BOOTABLE DEVICE

ALERT LAPTOP CRASHED.

And it's good.
He had to restart it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well it's probably a whale sock since this "new" fan seems to be playing along with this whole LARP. The least likely thing is that this is actually a new fan, though not entirely inpossible.

One of the defining traits about Phils chat (aside from all the sexual deviants) is that it's mostly socks.

He knows he doesn't have any new fans but has to give the illusion that he does.

My guess is that they have groceries delivered, and by groceries I mean frozen meals. I really would not be surprised if at least 2 meals every day is DoorDash at this point, best case scenario I can see is maybe 1-2 meals a month being actual home cooked.

I've been saying this for over a year. Good to see people finally coming around.

DSP hinted on the podcast he would like a steam deck, gifted of course. He doesn't need one so hes not going to sit on a wait list (that doesnt exist) BUT if someone wanted to be generous and gift him one he would certainly use it.... to play crono cross.

Wont use either of his PCs to stream a 30 year old SNES game unless gifted a totally useless steam deck... never change phil.

He already has a stream deck he doesn't use.

His ego must have taken a huge blow for him to be this whiny and victimized about sock accounts "threatening" him and just calling him out on his Game Reviewing hypocrisy.

Dude is an unhinged fuckin' lunatic. He does a poor job holding it together.


Phil has this amazing ability to just waste so many hours of the day doing fuckin' nothing. He puts so much work into not working.

His prestream today was maybe 30 minutes of substance, but the rest was the typical schedule talk and begging. Now he sprinkles in impromptu 40 minute QnAs where he stares at chat answering question on his favorite fast food. It's fuckin unreal on a day like this where he's about to also sit on his ass watching Youtube videos.

There was a time before he got back from the bathroom, and immediately went to sit down, unmute and shit talk chat members talking about how he's not playing Dead Island 2.

It was before he even got to read the chat to start going toxic about it, so I'm suspect he's just off camera dicking around on his phone to waste time. Even probably checks in on his chat to make sure they aren't shit talking him.

The only good socks are the ones that meet the $1000/month quote.
He is the king of doing nothing.

 

[Corpun]

So when is Phil actually buying groceries? Or is he ordering them and getting them delivered? And theory: if Khet is really that fat as we suspoect maybe any activity tires her really fast

No doubt they just doordash groceries now. Lazy fuck is getting fleeced so fucking hard every day.

ALERT NO BOOTABLE DEVICE

ALERT LAPTOP CRASHED.

And it's good.
He had to restart it.

Start of another new PC/Laptop begging saga?

Also I normally don't tune into PoP playing random ass games because I'm here for the sperging out over DSP, but Sid Meier's Pirates is a great fucking game and if DSP ever puts his greasy hooves on it I will go insane.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He already has a stream deck he doesn't use.

He meant the Steam Deck, Steam's handheld console, not a stream deck which he already has. Also funny thing I didn't see peepol here mention regarding the whole Steam Deck beg yesterday is he said that he doesn't want to buy it himself because of the "waiting list," some dent told him that there is no waiting list for ordering a Steam Deck anymore, as soon as you order and pay you just have to wait for the usual 1-2 weeks of delivery.

Piggy's response?
"That's still a waiting list"

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Piggy's response?
"That's still a waiting list"

Holy shit does he just need to lie or is his ego that fucking huge?

 

[PieceofShet]

Why would dsp need a steam deck? Other than he likes expensive toys.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Dude is an unhinged fuckin' lunatic. He does a poor job holding it together.

It really have gotten a lot worse since the interview haven't it? I think we all can agree that it will only get worse from here on. His ego keeps having to take L after L, he has been forced to sorta admit that his chat is full of socks, po$itivity isn't tracking well and his hermiting have gotten even worse.

Full blown mental health arc can't bee that far off.

It was before he even got to read the chat to start going toxic about it, so I'm suspect he's just off camera dicking around on his phone to waste time. Even probably checks in on his chat to make sure they aren't shit talking him.

Even if he isn't doing whale calls I think he "needs" the breaks to T pose (RIP T) on his chat, play some gatcha and just be away from an audience he hates.

Holy shit does he just need to lie or is his ego that fucking huge?

Yes.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Why would dsp need a steam deck? Other than he likes expensive toys.

The fat horse probably wants one to play Skyrim in the stable bed.

 

[Summoned Demon]

The fat horse probably wants one to play Skyrim in the stable bed.

She moved her PS5 downstairs to play Skyrim on the big screen tv as well, maybe if she feels like isolating herself from Phil again, she could play till her heart's content in her own separate bed, away from Phil.

If she's resourceful or smart enough (haha), she could just remote play it to her phone with a controller attachment or a vita (Phil likely still has one collecting dust somewhere) although I doubt someone like Kat would think that far ahead.

Also since she is supposedly spending more time at home and isn't going outside (working?) that much, she's probably getting more bored and sees the steam deck as something to kill time, something that Phil is incapable of doing, since you know he's a busy adult with no free time and all.

 

[Balr0g]

Why would dsp need a steam deck? Other than he likes expensive toys.

Doesn't this retard already have a stream deck that was gifted to him all those years ago? But it's old now so he probably doesn't want to use it despite the fact it is compatible with his laptop. People like Phil are really the ultimate consoomer or rather the wet dream of every sales representative

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Doesn't this retard already have a stream deck that was gifted to him all those years ago? But it's old now so he probably doesn't want to use it despite the fact it is compatible with his laptop. People like Phil are really the ultimate consoomer or rather the wet dream of every sales representative

I think he means the valve handheld console.

 

[Balr0g]

I think he means the valve handheld console.

Oh right. I misread it as stream not steam deck. My fault

 

[Fapcop]

On the "what did Phil do during his streach" thing.

IMO the most likely thing would be a whalecall, did the stream "po$itivity" increase after he went to look at his son?

My second guess would be that Phil legit needed a break from the tards in his chat and made the pain go away with some SF gatcha.

The idea of Phil having a quick wank at the thought of wiping shit from assholes assumes that Phil can get hard anymore even at the thought of scat.

The only thing that we know for sure is that he did not pop downstairs to look at his catson.

I know we’re joking about his catson, but after watching a few DSP REACKS I’m starting to think that Phil may actually be dumb enough to believe that Jasper is his “kid”.

How else to explain those segments where Phil patiently tells Jasper to get down from wherever, before finally giving up, working up a sweat from getting up and picking up his cat, and then complaining to Stream how Jasper “doesn’t listen to him”.

Phil seems to be dumb enough to actually believe that his catson is able to understand English, but is only too lazy to do as he’s told.

Laziness after all, Phil understands very well!