DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

His stated reason is to play chrono trigger, because its only available on PC. I suspect his PC and laptop could run a 30 year old SNES game with no issues, but that doesn't net him a free toy to dunk on the poors.

You'd be correct. This fuckhead is so lazy that he can't even get an emulator set up to work. To add insult to injury, isn't the Steam port of Chrono Trigger still bugged to hell?

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Oh right. I misread it as stream not steam deck. My fault

Its cool, I own both and still fuck up, but DSP owning a steamdeck would be a waste of money, it would pretty much get treated like his 3DS. but seeing him trying to use linux would be pretty entertaining.

 

[Balr0g]

You'd be correct. This fuckhead is so lazy that he can't even get an emulator set up to work. To add insult to injury, isn't the Steam port of Chrono Trigger still bugged to hell?

This idiot is too dumb to follow simple instructions. you really think he can download an emulator, download the rom and put it in the correct directory? If he ever says he wants to play on fightcade (you can play more then just fighting games with it) i expect a rage quit after trying to set the thing up

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why the fuck does DSP even need a Steam Deck when he doesn't use Steam?

Cleveland Steamers of course.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I love Dave's take on Hot Topic...not realizing that there exist this thing in business called pivoting focus based off of market trends. Ya know, something that BusinessManBurnell clearly knows everything about. When direct capture became a thing to the mainstream? No, continue pointing a camera at the screen because that's what people wanted. Better gameplay? No. It's the dev's fault for being idiots, STOOPD! They're worthless humans who should all be fired.

Also, glad to see the local CT Hot Topic in business for buying shoes. Also, the fuck was "that kind of color scheme." It was either black or red, black or green, or some version of black in it. I highly doubt this to be true, as I'm sure he was that type of person to make fun of the Goth kids wearing a Ministry t-shirt or rocking a Skinny Puppy button or some shit calling them "stupid" under his breath or some shit. Or, he was trying to see if he could "stand out" because he was trying to find ways to find that clique. Who knows with Dave Bennett.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Its cool, I own both and still fuck up, but DSP owning a steamdeck would be a waste of money, it would pretty much get treated like his 3DS. but seeing him trying to use linux would be pretty entertaining.

Maybe he can fire up TF2 again, that shit was hilarious.

 

[detractorzer0]

I love Dave's take on Hot Topic...not realizing that there exist this thing in business called pivoting focus based off of market trends. Ya know, something that BusinessManBurnell clearly knows everything about.

"Pivoting Focus" gets translated to "selling out" to Phil because he doesn't understand the simple concept of change and its correlation to relevance.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I love Dave's take on Hot Topic...

no wonder phil thinks he's still a kid
he still thinks it's the late 90s early 00s

 

[Fapcop]

Gotta love Phil’s answer to what other kid of content he’d like to do on todays stream.

“Ghost haunting videos, but without technology and shit!”

(Because laziness and Phil being a boomer. Note also Phil’s usual MO of being 3-5 years fashionably late to a trend.)

So Phil’s idea of a cool ghost show is him going to a haunted location going “Huuuunh?!” And possibly making fun of the dumbasses and facking idiots who saw a ghost.

Phil really thinks that him just being there and talking about what fast food he had earlier is primo entertainment.

 

[Iron Father]

The inside of this nigga's lip is totally fucked. No way this is just a tic. From certain angles it looks red as fuck.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Why the fuck does DSP even need a Steam Deck when he doesn't use Steam? Yes I know he has an account he's never touched in forever, but this idiot is a console pleb who's always gloating about shit he doesn't know about when he gets a chance to bash PC gaming because he thinks it is still the 2000s when people argued over consoles and shit.

Just a new toy for him.
But imagine a dude telling you he doesn't know where the power button is on his laptop, meaning he has never reboot it once after getting it, and asking for a what, $300+ toy?

 

[Crooked 16th]

How much do you think Phil would save on his bills if he learned to turn shit off?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Gotta love Phil’s answer to what other kid of content he’d like to do on todays stream.

“Ghost haunting videos, but without technology and shit!”

(Because laziness and Phil being a boomer. Note also Phil’s usual MO of being 3-5 years fashionably late to a trend.)

So Phil’s idea of a cool ghost show is him going to a haunted location going “Huuuunh?!” And possibly making fun of the dumbasses and facking idiots who saw a ghost.

Phil really thinks that him just being there and talking about what fast food he had earlier is primo entertainment.

god imagine phil with a ghost hunting show
just him and a camera
every episode would be the same
"so apparently a guy died here or sumptin ARF ARF ARF"
"HUNH?" x1000
"WHAT?" x1000
"DID YOU SEE THAT?" x1000
"this place is cold/wet/hot/etc." x10
"Wow, this is an old house okay?" x10
"[story about something that happened to him when he was younger]" x100
"So we didn't find anything, sound good?"
END

 

[Freedom Fighter]

How much do you think Phil would save on his bills if he learned to turn shit off?

I mean, he uses all at once, his KAHNSOLE, the laptop for streamchat and most importantly tips, and his PC with two monitors.
Ridiculously retarded setup.

 

[Iron Father]

This whole page feels super dented for some reason.

 

[Schmeckel]

The inside of this nigga's lip is totally fucked. No way this is just a tic. From certain angles it looks red as fuck.
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He does the tongue-lip thing every time he's about to blow even more smoke up everyone's ass, retcon a story (again), or otherwise be completely disingenuous. So, of course the inside of his lip is fucked. Coupled with his piss poor diet, and likely doesn't even at least take any vitamins/supplements (gin isn't a supplement, Dave), it wouldn't surprise me if he perpetually has canker sores in his face hole.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

it wouldn't surprise me if he perpetually has canker sores in his face hole.

He showers once a week he probably only brushes his teeth once a week too.

 

[Schmeckel]

He showers once a week he probably only brushes his teeth once a week too.

"Mouthwash has alcohol in it, right? So gin is kinda like mouthwash you can drink!"

 

[JimiHendrix]

So Phil’s idea of a cool ghost show is him going to a haunted location going “Huuuunh?!” And possibly making fun of the dumbasses and facking idiots who saw a ghost.

i want him to do this so one of Seattle's 600000 homeless can come out and just shank the shit out of him. it'd be so fucking funny?

 

[Sup3r]

Why would dsp need a steam deck? Other than he likes expensive toys.

My guess, he thinks it'll be an easy way to play pc games without having to mess around with PC specs or having to mess around with his pc setup. I mean, it's not like he's been begging for over a year for a pc that would have far better specs than a steam deck that he only plans to use for menial shit and not gaming.