Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

https://archive.ph/8jiC9

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[Belvedere]

We need a Scott Adams moment but for pitbulls so normies can finally wake up to the reality of the breed.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

We need a Scott Adams moment but for pitbulls so normies can finally wake up to the reality of the breed.

Well, we've gotten that with trannies thanks to Dylan, so .

 

[Kari Kamiya]

https://nypost.com/2023/04/19/puppy-saves-mans-life-by-chewing-off-his-toe-while-he-slept/

A heartwarming tale where a pitty sensed that the owner was diabetic and chewed off his toe in order to save his life.

I still remember a news story from a long time ago about a puppy (a Chow-Lab mix) that ate a sleeping paralyzed child's fingers to the third knuckle and it was put down. Pitbulls really are getting the special "dindu nuffin" treatment.

 

[Kit Marz]

I still remember a news story from a long time ago about a puppy (a Chow-Lab mix) that ate a sleeping paralyzed child's fingers to the third knuckle and it was put down. Pitbulls really are getting the special "dindu nuffin" treatment.

When I was a kid we had a golden/lab mix that was aggressive. We only had her for a few months at most when she attacked my toddler brother's leg as he was crawling by. The dog left a gash in his leg and we sent the dog to the pound telling them she attacks children. I have no idea if the dog was put down, but as soon as it posed a threat to our family it had to go.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think one of the most disturbing aspects of the Pitbull stories is how common the "He was totally normal for years then he just snapped and murdered his owner" like pits are feral animals just one bad day away from tearing out even their owners throat. Just no loyalty or love like other dogs have. It's freaky to me.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Years ago I bought a truck from a guy on Craigslist. Just talked on the phone then met up at a car park so I could check it out.

Dude gets out of the truck, and I notice he's having some trouble getting out and walking. I notice he's got one of those big plastic boot things on his foot and isn't moving real well.

He decides to tell me what happened to him. He was in his mid 30s and apparently a bit of a drunk. So a week or so earlier, he gets home late absolutely wasted as usual, takes his shoes off, and passes the fuck out on the couch.

At this point, his precious, loving babygirl hops on up and EATS HIS BIG TOE and is still up there just crunching away happily when his wife gets home from work and sees what's going on and hauls him to the ER.

Guy lost his big toe and like 2 or 3 others. Completely chewed off and swallowed. And of course kept that sweet cuddly babygirl because "she didn't mean to." Of course the pit's name was Daisy, because around here they're ALL named Daisy.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Spoiler: powerlevel

My mother got attacked by a cocker spaniel when she was four. She needed stiches on her face, but it wasn't anything to the degree of pure carnage that you see from Pibble victims. They put the dog down.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

When I was a kid we had a golden/lab mix that was aggressive. We only had her for a few months at most when she attacked my toddler brother's leg as he was crawling by. The dog left a gash in his leg and we sent the dog to the pound telling them she attacks children. I have no idea if the dog was put down, but as soon as it posed a threat to our family it had to go.

If it was my kid I would've minecrafted the dog myself

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

That's one thing I find funny. A lot of normal dogs know these things are a threat and they certainly change their behavior around them. I have a boxer that's extremely hyper active and she'll just run right up to a great dane that lives near me and start a play fight despite the dog dwarfing her. However, there's a shit bull that lives near me that she'll become extremely guarded around and instinctively knows not to turn her back to it, act submissive in any way, or get too close to it.

Shitbulls are socially retarded, they don't give off the normal body language other dogs do. It must be as unsettling to normal dogs as it is to us when we go to the store and encounter a 6'5 troon with that thousand yard autism stare.

 

[74164978231]

“There’s a lot of violent pit bulls because they’re common and there’s a lot in shelters for a variety of reasons.”

Damn there’s no way there’s a link between those observations.

Very similar hand waving you hear when it comes to explaining other violent animals.

 

[DespotCTM]

Shitbulls are socially retarded, they don't give off the normal body language other dogs do. It must be as unsettling to normal dogs as it is to us when we go to the store and encounter a 6'5 troon with that thousand yard autism stare.

Of course they don't, any normal aggro dog movement before it begins attacking gives their victim a chance to counter and who would want that it in their PIT fighting dog?

Also doesn't help they are dumb, like super dumb

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

They never have an answer for why they need to have that specific kind of dog, instead of an actual Good Boi. Just say you want to be uwu so countercultural and tough, Karen.

It's the next best thing to having a pet black person for them.

It isn't just distressed - it's absolutely terrified that it is going to die.

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If you look carefully you'll see Roscoe is showing his frills with his mouth open - that means he's preparing to fight for his life. Another thing to note is apparently Roscoe will climb into Zeus's bed but there's no footage of him doing this - just videos of him on top of the dog. Both of them don't look like they're enjoying it so I bet this bitch is taking that poor bearded dragon and placing it on top of what is essentially a giant retarded killing machine for views.

People need to stop overly anthropomorzing their pets. They're animals, they think and act differently from humans. No wonder it's always a shock to these retards when Snugglemuffin snuggles their elderly cat to death randomly.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

My best friends girlfriend, a dumbass stoner hippy, adopted a shitbull from a shelter to replace her decrepit Chow that finally died.

The things already tried to attack a friend of hers who stopped by unexpectedly at her condo. I've stopped going to his house as she always seems to be there with that black mutant nigger dog. Last time he ran out to "greet me" I legit started to reach for my Glock before he ran back to her. She looked puzzled and I said "I'm just adjusting my shirt".

I may lose a friend whose like a brother to me because of a stupid fucking white woman and a a shitbull.

My only solace is that he seems to get tired of her stupidity every other month and claims he's going to be single again. I'm hopefully eventually he realizes whatever pussy magic she has isn't worth her bullshit even outside of the dog.

 

[Coelacanth]

People need to stop overly anthropomorzing their pets. They're animals, they think and act differently from humans. No wonder it's always a shock to these retards when Snugglemuffin snuggles their elderly cat to death randomly.

Spoiler: Here's a Powerlevel

One of my few talents in life is the ability to learn and understand the languages animals have. It's an incredibly rewarding experience because it strengthens the bonds you have with your pets and sometimes, if you're patient enough and they're intelligent enough, they'll start learning about human behaviours and start trying to communicate with you. Of course not all critters will do this but the ones who do are friends for life.

None of the pitbulls I've ever met were capable of showing any sort of body language beyond aggression. When they aren't attempting to attack they show no emotion. They look empty and hollow. They never look happy, or curious or even sad. There's just... nothing there.

 

[Heydrich]

My best friends girlfriend, a dumbass stoner hippy, adopted a shitbull from a shelter to replace her decrepit Chow that finally died.

The things already tried to attack a friend of hers who stopped by unexpectedly at her condo. I've stopped going to his house as she always seems to be there with that black mutant nigger dog. Last time he ran out to "greet me" I legit started to reach for my Glock before he ran back to her. She looked puzzled and I said "I'm just adjusting my shirt".

I may lose a friend whose like a brother to me because of a stupid fucking white woman and a a shitbull.

My only solace is that he seems to get tired of her stupidity every other month and claims he's going to be single again. I'm hopefully eventually he realizes whatever pussy magic she has isn't worth her bullshit even outside of the dog.

Be a good friend and give him a harsh reality check.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

This has its own separate thread but cross posting so we can RESET THE CLOCK!

Portland pasty chef mauled by pitbull.

 

[Fishy Fish Fish]

Spoiler: Here's a Powerlevel

One of my few talents in life is the ability to learn and understand the languages animals have. It's an incredibly rewarding experience because it strengthens the bonds you have with your pets and sometimes, if you're patient enough and they're intelligent enough, they'll start learning about human behaviours and start trying to communicate with you. Of course not all critters will do this but the ones who do are friends for life.

None of the pitbulls I've ever met were capable of showing any sort of body language beyond aggression. When they aren't attempting to attack they show no emotion. They look empty and hollow. They never look happy, or curious or even sad. There's just... nothing there.

How curious! The Dodo told me they're one of the most emotionally profound animals to ever exist. Fuck dolphins man, pibbles are the way to go.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Found on reddit, where the thread has been predictably locked due to people noticing the fact that this is an obvious racially motivated hate attack.

(The site is being weird and I can't tell if the attachment is showing up properly. If not I will try editing to add it later.)

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Tell rhe stupid fat bitch that exercising the animal is sessentual daily, and she can run the fucking thing everyday.

My dad's fatass girlfriend is trying to convince them to get a dog and of course she wants a shitbull. Not a normal dog, a shitbull. She's white. I told my dad to not let a shitbull in that house or I would never visit him again. It's worked so far but it's only a matter of time before she breaks him down. I would literally pay money out of my pocket for them to get a normal dog from a backyard breeder instead of a pitbull. Why are white girls like this

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Fuck dolphins man

Worst superhero ever.