Ding ding! Full deadname found. And in the strangest way possible. I love following little breadcrumbs.
So, per
this wiki, "Marisa's" IRL first last name (remember that Spanish people got two of those) is "Lago", a fairly common Spanish surname. We also know that he lives in the region of Galicia, and one of his former usernames is "UBXMaster".
If you look up "UBXMaster" you will land
here (
https://archive.is/mYxHM), an ancient forum thread in an apparently very long-lived website. Here we find this account from 2008:
Apart from the real classy loli pfp, we can also see that the location is displayed as "Galicia, Spain", and there's a Contact button. If we hover over that...
We see a bunch of links. Three of the four no longer work, but if you click on the very first one (which links to an account for fucking ICQ, a complete fossil of a chat client that no one has used since 2010), you go
here (
https://archive.is/l57XO).
Ladies and gentlemen:
we got him. This freak's full, real powerword is
Alberto Lago Ballesteros.
Always remember to have good OpSec and cover every base, especially when you've been on the net for a while. You never know when an old, forgotten account might come back to bite you in the ass.
Googling that full name we find an association with the e-mail address
saniukeokusainaya@gmail.com, which is also associated to some of "Marisa's" accounts in some other places, further proving the connection.
There's also
this user page (
https://archive.is/6aTEi) on the Spanish version of Uncyclopedia, which is mostly just full of embarrassing nerd shit, but also provides us with a birth year of 1992, which would currently make him 30-31 years old. (EDIT: An
earlier revision of the page gives an exact birthday of August 20, 1992.)
Lmfao the irony. If you understand Spanish, you know.
We will keep sleuthin'.
