Kevin posts a long diatribe about Magic the Gathering’s compleation lore. I want to say that him choosing to start it off with “as a masochist who’s into BDSM” was a result of him being high and celebrating 4/20, but we can’t really distinguish his stoner thoughts vs sober thoughts. [
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Kevin, normal people don't relate all their hobbies to their kinks.
I understand that BDSM often has doms pushing subs to try new things, usually sexual, but in 24/7 relationships it can also be just to break their sub out of routine so they don't become unhealthy mentally or physically due to becoming stuck in the routine. That said, most things don't relate to sex. Trying something new is something many people are inherently prone to do, nothing sexual to it. For many people simply learning a new skill or trying out something new gives a sense of fulfillment and accomplishment in and of itself. And anyone with a basic understanding of BDSM knows the reality of the situation that the dom can't force or pressure anything in a healthy dynamic. Everything always has implied consent behind it even if it was never said out loud. I'm not even kink shaming. My own history on this site shows I'm a kinky degenerate.
That said, compleation isn't sexy at all, even for a masochist and a submissive. It involves the forceful replacement of all bodily fluids through painful mutations in a person's body, as well as the manipulation and destruction of their individuality and mind in a process that causes severe headaches until their personalities are overwritten in such a way that they will consent to the rest of the process.
Then we get to the surgery. That involves extremely painful procedures like the replacement of arteries and veins with metal cables, and applying mechanical parts to the body through painful surgeries, and no matter how much it is too much, no matter how much you decide you change your mind, no matter how much you scream while you're awake through it all, they won't stop. Your initial consent does not matter. These procedures are so bad they can cause intense and extreme pain that kills people from the pain alone. Those who do die aren't even thrown away, they are raised from the dead through necromantic powers and then indoctrinated anyway.
For most people it is a fucking horrific and unpleasant process. It isn't pleasant at all. In fact only the most extreme of masochists would be able to find it pleasurable. The type who are already mind broken and subservient to the state before their indoctrination. The kind of person who would find a weed wacker in their guts to be an orgasmic experience. The type of person with a surgery fetish so strong they'd have countless cosmetic surgeries performed on themselves while conscious just to experience the pain, even if it was unethical for the doctor to perform such a procedure at all let alone to a waking patient. The type of person who would cut their own balls off, turn their dick inside out, and then dilate and keep finding something bigger to use so it hurt more until the self inflicted damage killed them. So you know, they type of person you aren't. Since we know you don't dilate and that you aren't a masochist, you just like to claim you are.
Since you're going to make this sexual Kevin, let me stoop to your level and talk about it as if it was. I will say this: it wouldn't start as rape, but it would end there. And due to the way the process starts it would be rape anyways, in the same way you can't consent when under the severe effects of drugs or alcohol, you wouldn't be able to consent to the procedure.
I assume you are trying to inflict your non-con and TF fetishes on this based on how you talked about it, as well as mind control and hypno fetishes. Yet I want to point out, it is specified in the lore to not be pleasant at all. This is, for the people going through it, rape in your sex crazed mind. I won't kink shame for being into something harmless that doesn't hurt any consenting sane and mentally sound adults, something non-con can be, but you're functionally trying to look at what you are warping in your mind as a sexual act upon non-consenting individuals and their suffering and going "oh they secretly liked it".
Also, the process does destroy the soul of Planeswalkers. There is an alternative modified process developed to work on Planeswalkers without destroying their spark, and sometimes more of the soul is preserved in the process as an accident and it doesn't always work. It also involved countless inhumane and torturous experiments to develop. It doesn't even always preserve their spark and sometimes it even damages it.
A much shorter thread about MtG, this time focusing on Vraska and how he resonates with her revenge. [
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"As a queer I just... I vibe with monsters." Sounds a lot like you're saying gays are monsters Kevin. Something that should disgust anyone who is gay by principle just due to that being a common way to describe them and something they have fought against for decades while persecuted by those who hated them.
Do the LGBT community a favour and kill yourself. Not 41%, that'd require you to actually be trans and as I've said before: You're not trans. You're not gay. You're not "queer". You're a straight cis man with a fetish for being those things. You're a colonizing piece of waste in the approximate shape of a homosapien who is consuming a shallow fashion culture with no beliefs and principles of your own after it was stolen from the gay subculture it originally belonged to just to be packaged, marketed, and sold to empty shells like you.
So, with absolutely no respect, fuck off. The LGBT would be better off without you. You do nothing to help the cause and just help justify the hatred and cause real people who can't help who they are suffer greater persecution while you indulge in a fetish. You force people who have been actually victimized and oppressed to support you while you spout a slur in front of them and accuse them of being trolls when they take issue with it. That's pretty fucking homophobic of you. Though you wouldn't know that because you're straighter than razor. You try and force a straitjacketed identity on a wide and diverse group of people just so you can imagine jerking off your fetishes, and don't care how uncomfortable you make them feel because to you they are just fetish objects. Kill yourself. Painfully. You claim to be a masochist. You should like it.
Especially since it seems Kevin is also starting to feel the impending doom 
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