Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lack of a better nickname]

Had some free time so I checked her “weigh ins” since the beginning of 2023

These all come from her mouth.

Jan 1 520

Jan 10 514

Jan 17 515

Feb 6 508 (at home weigh in but mentions in the initial clinic visit they weighed her initially around this time)

April 9th- 523 ( this is when she gave us a story that her scales were all messed up with a 30lb difference)

-Randomly comes up with 533 as a weight when she “first went there” wtf does that even mean you went there back in February.

-April 21 528

So what you're saying is that her highest weight ever of 572.4 ellbees had a 30lb difference.

What is 572.4+30?

 

[Salvador Dali]

come to the museum with us & starting medicine for anxiety | vlog​

Spoiler: April 23, 2023 Archive

 

[I call shenanigans]

How likely is it that she has secretly switched weight loss clinics after the 12 month no binge statement and like the retconning tumor on the ass of humanity that she is…lied and is pretending to still be seeing the same team?

Highly unlikely at this point.

“something happened but I don’t want to tell you because I don’t want everyone to think I’m lying”, I’m seriously wondering if she has found a less strict doctor who has few morals

No. What happened was she gained weight and blamed BED rather than taking responsibility, then had to start framing a story to cover for it with her audience.

WLS type would be SADI when she wanted gastric bypass.

SADI-S is a gastric bypass but Amber doesn’t understand what a gastric bypass is or that there are many forms of it. The SADI-S procedure is used for patients who are the most obese and expected to be non-compliant.

My experience is that no surgeon would call the action of his employee “crazy” for respect for the employee and to reduce the possibility of liability. What she is saying does not make sense.

Yeah, that didn’t happen. Remember Amber lies!

checking things out online but even so, 1 lb a week weight loss strikes me as bs.

At this point they aren’t even contemplating approving her for surgery, so her asking for a weight loss goal was her her trying to manipulate them. Their response is as I expected….the lowest they could give, ie. just lose something, because anything is better than the gains she’s given them so far.

The clinic has written her off at this point but have given her a lifeline that is come in every month for the next 3-4 months and get weighed in (no appointment necessary for that). If she manages to lose or maintain they’ll keep her on the books but if she gains they’ll drop her eventually.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

From Mr Snowflake's community tab.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 90 seconds or less! Engage!

Spoiler: come to the museum with us & starting medicine for anxiety | vlog

Today is a very important day for Amber, because she's meeting 'some important people' in her life. Of course she doesn't give any details.

Amber's been sitting down and taking a load off for the last 30+ years couple minutes.

Amber just had psych appointment, and is so glad to be starting Zoloft again, as her angzite has been really bad lately. I guess Amber's already memory-holed her telling her previous psychologist that she wanted to stop taking them (as well as her years of non-compliance), due to her self diagnosed pharmacophobia.

Amber hopes it works because she's tired of the constant anxiety - yet not tired enough to actually do the mental/behavioural work to lessen and control the anxiety.

JUMP CUT!! Pillow-talk with Jade [SKIP]

Slept in her clothes and makeup from the day before - she's a changed gorl!

Asking Jade to go cook her something.

Amber's getting ready, because they're going to a museum. Amber's conflicted about what hideous dirt-metal earrings and necklace she's going to wear today.

Amber tells a story about how her Peter Griffin chin has gotten so big, that it's the only spot where her foundation wore off when she slept in her makeup. Oh, now she's saying it ended up on Jade from an 'intense makeout session'.

Amber sits and watches her old vlogs - for research purposes, of course. Amber can't see the sharp decline in her vlog quality that everyone else does. Self-absorbed-lynn doesn't notice the distinct lack of side-characters being the main problem.

Riding in the car. Amber narrates boring shit. [SKIP]

Roots 101 African American Museum: Amber films for 39 seconds (no people; no commentary).

They're back. Amber found it 'hands on' and 'powerful'.

MUSEUM HAUL!!! Shirt for Jade, and earrings for Amber.

"Easter video wasn't filmed on Easter.. it was filmed a couple of days before". Amber's eyes are darting everywhere. They wanted to exchange gifts early. She's just mentioning this to try and prove haydurs wrong - probably about the Strawberry Hill cake being an Easter gift or something stupid.

She stares at herself in the viewfinder so much, that when she actually makes eye-contact, it's unsettling:

[NEXT DAY]

Amber wanted to start her next vlog, but realized she didn't put sufficient filler in the last one, so here we go!

PO BOX TIME!!
Colouring book (mandala), Self-love journal made by a fan, earrings in a velvet box (no business shoutouts).

TL;DR: Amber talks about meeting 'important people' (and then of course gives us nothing - unless she was being clever and the statues at the museum were the important people). She and Jade go to the Roots 101 African American Museum and film for all of 39 seconds. Amber gets a colouring book, journal, and earrings from her PO Box.

 

[Null]

i burst out laughing, the cut from the iron shackles to Saint Floydicus of Minneapolis was like a comedy hit.

I CANT SNEEEEEEEEEED

 

[Goatchoker]

Wipey has some gnarly tattoo keloids.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

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i burst out laughing, the cut from the iron shackles to Saint Floydicus of Minneapolis was like a comedy hit.

I CANT SNEEEEEEEEEED

It entertains me to know that Null keeps up with the Amberlynn thread.
Or regularly searches the site for “African American,” one or the other.

 

[marjoram]

Sitch wrote-- "she's meeting 'some important people' in her life."

So, DoorDash hired some new drivers, eh?

Also, if anyone believed FatAl was choreographing any dances OR performing them they need to return to their wranglers immediately.

 

[Mekahineyho]

You and Jade are dull as shit amber. We will never get a big cherry, who’s cereal is that or who’s been wiping your ass moment with Jade. And if your planning to do mukbangs again that’s not going to increase your views either just like the thumbnails of you eating.

We don’t “pocket watch” you as you like to call it, we just warned you about blowing thru ur cash like you did. You probably don’t have any of that money left from 2019.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Also, if anyone believed FatAl was choreographing any dances OR performing them they need to return to their wranglers immediately.

Of all the lies that Amber made throughout the years, this one is probably the most outlandish. At that time she was in the upper 200 pounds, had no dance training, was not and still not coordinated. If she is going to lie, at least, she should make them believable.

 

[dfranki723]

I remember seeing a comment on a compilation video of her dancing from a bellend saying something along the lines ''you can see she does have rhythm, she just needs more work''.

She moves her body with the same grace and agility as a child who has only just begun walking. Rhythm my arse.

Very impressive that she waddled into black folk museum, I wonder if she told Jade the tale of how she'd totally have defended Rosa Parks? It'd be a heartwarming bonding moment between these interracial lesbian Kuh Weens, I'm sure.
Seriously though, this sad display is laughable. I don't know what's worse the existence of a ''museum'' like that or the fact Hamber went there and tried to make it seem deep and meaningful.

 

[marjoram]

Of all the lies that Amber made throughout the years, this one is probably the most outlandish. At that time she was in the upper 200 pounds, had no dance training, was not and still not coordinated. If she is going to lie, at least, she should make them believable.

Absolutely.

Which is why the video of FatAl "dancing" to Lady Gaga back in the Krystal era is one of my favorite FatAl videos. Not only is it hilarious on it's own, it gives visual proof of the LIES.

Ah, those were the days, my frens.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Wipey has some gnarly tattoo keloids.

fucking gross, shit looks like a prison tat or those weird ass branding burns shits some of them do get branded like cattle

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The funniest thing about the vlog was Amber wearing a necklace made of chains to the slavery museum and the we was kangz exhibit.

Powerful.

 

[Mekahineyho]

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Wipey has some gnarly tattoo keloids.

Surprised Amber hasn’t filmed a segment about how her keloids gives her the creeps bubbyyyyy. Maybe she’s aware that people will call her racist because Blacks keloid heavily like that.

 

[Xenomorph]

Remember she would sit next to Rosa Parks! And she got to sit next to her statue!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Bahaha! So Amber just handed out water and threw an absolute toddler fit at the thought of getting off her fat ass and participating? Yep, sounds about right.

Here’s a throwback from Kate.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Bahaha! So Amber just handed out water and threw an absolute toddler fit at the thought of getting off her fat ass and participating? Yep, sounds about right.

Here’s a throwback from Kate.

Katie W was a goddamn jewel in the dollar store crown that is the Hamberverse.

 

[Goatchoker]

Surprised Amber hasn’t filmed a segment about how her keloids gives her the creeps bubbyyyyy. Maybe she’s aware that people will call her racist because Blacks keloid heavily like that.

I almost feel bad because if I got keloids from tattoos I’d full stop that shit. Mine just get itchy before my period but god damn those are awful. Why get more? You now know how your body reacts (dark skin and keloids are too close of friends) I’m surprised it doesn’t creep her out because she’s so dainty and can’t get a tattoo lol