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I’m a sexy granny — I know if a man is good in bed before I sleep with him​

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Andrew Court

This is a different kind of kiss-and-tell.

A sexy grandmother pursued by men who are half her age says she can tell whether a date will be good at sex simply by locking lips with him.

London-based Andrea Sunshine, 53, told NudePR.com that she doesn’t let a love interest into her bed unless they first pass her strict kissing test, describing it as “an infallible dating tactic.”

“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.

“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on — bingo, we’re gonna click!”

The brunette beauty, who has two young grandchildren, says a bad smooch is proof that a man can’t make her climax.

“If it’s a hollow kiss without enthusiasm, dry with a short tongue that gives me a hard time to reach, I don’t light up,” Sunshine explained.

“I don’t move forward,” she bluntly added. “I make up an excuse and leave.”
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“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on – bingo, we’re gonna click,” she cooed.Jam Press/CO Press Office

The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.

“This indecent proposal came from a huge fan,” she explained. “He even suggested sending me a flight ticket to meet him in Greece.”

Sunshine stated that she didn’t take the man up on the offer, saying a kiss has to come naturally.
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Sunshine is a social media star, boasting more than 341,000 Instagram followers who fawn over her fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.
Earlier this month, Sunshine shared a post to her Instagram explaining her strict kissing rule, with many agreeing that it was a foolproof dating tactic.

“Literally agreed babe,” one wrote beneath the clip, which clocked up more than 4000 likes.

“100%,” another supporter chimed in.

Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.
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Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.Jam Press/CO Press Office

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”Jam Press/CO Press Office
She said that her age-defying body means that she’s approached by much younger men.
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(OP: This one makes me audibly laugh. It's...just I dunno :story::story::story::story:)

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”

While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.

“It doesn’t bother me to be called a fitness grandma,” she declared. “I am in my best shape and infinitely healthy.”
 
What's with the flood of OnlyWhores ads disguised as articles? Which thot is advising all the other thots to do this?
They are following the Zoey Quinn route of sucking off 5 guys to get good reviews. Except instead of promoting a game, its to promote their own status and ego. Onlyfans, Facebook, wherever there is clicks, views and cash.
 
When you’re a “sexy granny” but @The Last Stand is actively disgusted then you’re doing something wrong - surely that’s your target demographic?
Chavs. Specifically those chavs that pretend they're not actually chavs because they do the majority of their chav behaviour over the internet. But they are still chavs.

In case you're curious, here's the definition of a "sexy granny."

And on the seventh day God relaxed to black and white softcore porn.
 
But I wouldn't worry about it much. Your chances of seeing this woman are slim to none. Even if you did, she wouldn't give you any attention anyway. Like I said, plastic surgery won't work forever. Eventually the human body becomes unsalvageable. You are just old and there is nothing you can do about it.
 
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