🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sammich]

Sam doing demo on this house, Nick will fill it with better shit, and they'll make a huge profit flipping it.

That was my take too, cabinets and chinky fridge are both easy replacements.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think Sam literally can’t help himself sometimes. There’s really isn’t anyone else like him in comedy. Cabinets are expensive as fuck for people that don’t know.

A full cabinet set, sure. Replacing a paper-thin plywood door isn't.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

WHAT
"Don't be sorry" -Jon
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LMAO THE FACT THAT JON DIDNT FLINCH EITHER

 

[Romulus augustulus]

I'm just waiting for Jon to make a poor jump and catapult himself across the room.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

are non of these faggots going to play twister?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Maybe he should consider there's a reason he's always the one picked to be the literal punching bag.

tbf I think half the reason is bc of the speech impediment and unless he just shuts up theres no fixing that

 

[King George III]

Doing demo with Sam would be fun as hell. Hours of breaking shit in fun and creative ways.

 

[curbside2]

Anyone else get the impression that some of the people here are butt hurt that they haven’t impressed Sam? I get the feeling Sylvia thought their squad was going to knock his socks off with the ironic humor but he ended up bored on the couch. Never meet your heroes.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

are non of these faggots going to play twister?

>Implying terminally online zoomers and chinks know how to play twister.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

I'm just waiting for Jon to make a poor jump and catapult himself across the room.

He's jumping towards the corner of the kitchen element, he's going to crack his fucking skull.

 

[dramamine]

are non of these faggots going to play twister?

i like how they're all sitting silently and uncomfortably just staring at it

 

[Retink Retunk]

I think Sam literally can’t help himself sometimes. There’s really isn’t anyone else like him in comedy. Cabinets are expensive as fuck for people that don’t know.

Considering the prize money and hosting costs, cabinets ain't shit.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

>heart to heart while hearing Jon's retard jumping from downstairs
lmao

 

[Romulus augustulus]

wow simmons and letty are taking this pretty hard.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i love you can still hear jon jumping down in the kitchen.

 

[Slightly Worthless]

yeah, the audio has been difficult to hear for majority of the show. i really hope they fix that, put some hidden mics around the house or something.

They need to all wear wireless lapel mics, like on Big Brother.

 

[Mr Sister]

tbf I think half the reason is bc of the speech impediment and unless he just shuts up theres no fixing that

I'm intimidated by his autism

 

[Slightly Worthless]

wow simmons and letty are taking this pretty hard.
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Genuinely can't tell which is which in this pic.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

They need to all wear wireless lapel mics, like on Big Brother.

that would require a base level of competence that Sam's crew does not have.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

I'm genuinely intrigued as to how Jon would react to Frank. Would he retreat into his autistic shell like when Damiel was mocking him with retard noises or try to out-alpha him and escalate?

Either way Frank can't sissify Simmons any more than he already has been