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[s0mbra]

80 years ago unfortunately was the time when people like Kevin were lined up, loaded onto trains, and then told to "hit the showers." One last time when the trains arrived

Oh no!
His worst nightmare!

 

[glass_houses]

Oh no!
His worst nightmare!

He'd probably spend the last moments of his life babbling about 'corpse orgies' or something similar.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He'd probably spend the last moments of his life babbling about 'corpse orgies' or something similar.

ACH! finally Kommandant! I thought this one would never shut up, mein Gott!

Ya, and nothing useful on this one, not even gold teeth oh well. Have the Sonderkommandos load him onto the oven racks.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He'd probably spend the last moments of his life babbling about 'corpse orgies' or something similar.

I thought he'd be screaming about soapy water and how it burns.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

upcoming surgery Especially since it seems Kevin is also starting to feel the impending doom today. (A)

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Can’t wait for the cope-post surgery, Kevin trying to act like he loves being bedridden and having blood coming out of his crotch whiles desperately begging other people on Twitter to tell him that it’s going to be OK and that it’s completely normal that he’s in excruciating pain and then it looks like an alpaca chewed up a hamburger and spat it back out.

Is there anything this man doesn’t coom over? I swear, every fucking thing is a fetish. “We ran out of milk.” “Oh that’s funny, because one of my fetishes is to pretend I’m a cow.” I don’t understand how he could keep his hand off his cock for long enough to get it cut off.

It’s 99.9% a performative act.

If you go back in time to pre-surgery Kevin he was never this bad. When he had a full working set of genitalia and was in a “hot queer relationship“ he was never talking this much about sex and all the gross stuff. It’s all ramped when he was waiting for his surgery and after he got it. Now he has always had weird fetishes being raised up by 4chan but he was never so vocal about them before surgery.

Kevin‘s sex life is a lot like his gender, it doesn’t exist unless people on Twitter think it does and help reinforce the façade.

I believe all this cooming really just comes from a deep sense of buyers remorse. It also flares up in waves we’ve noticed or a cycle between cooming and consuming.

I know it’s been referenced 1000 times in this thread but really is the best way to describe it ;

“I have no mouth and I must scream”

 

[A Grey Cat]

Can’t wait for the cope-post surgery, Kevin trying to act like he loves being bedridden and having blood coming out of his crotch whiles desperately begging other people on Twitter to tell him that it’s going to be OK and that it’s completely normal that he’s in excruciating pain and then it looks like an alpaca chewed up a hamburger and spat it back out.


It’s 99.9% a performative act.

If you go back in time to pre-surgery Kevin he was never this bad. When he had a full working set of genitalia and was in a “hot queer relationship“ he was never talking this much about sex and all the gross stuff. It’s all ramped when he was waiting for his surgery and after he got it.

Kevin‘s sex life is a lot like his gender, it doesn’t exist unless people on Twitter think it does and help reinforce the façade.

I believe all this cooming really just comes from a deep sense of buyers remorse. It also flares up in waves we’ve noticed or a cycle between cooming and consuming.

funny how ususally someones sex drive is supposed to plummet after loss of functioning genitals but for some reason Kevin became even more insuferable since getting the chop. Maybe it is over compensation.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He just wants attention. That's how he actually looks like when tweeting:
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Absolutely disagree. Look how clean the area around this man is. This "mess" on his blanket is completely temporary. He's eating chips out of a fancy clean bowl for godsakes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If Kevin were stripped naked and force marched into the showers with 300 other pathetic souls, his dying word would be "HRRRRRRNGH!"

This nigga could absolutely get a boner over being gassed.

Oh, wait, no. He can't.

 

[stupid frog]

If Kevin were stripped naked and force marched into the showers with 300 other pathetic souls, his dying word would be "HRRRRRRNGH!"

This nigga could absolutely get a boner over being gassed.

Oh, wait, no. He can't.

Yeah but his pussy gets wet heckin valid

 

[FinnSven]

On the same day, the same person also commented on the I Am Going to Bark At You deck. Kevin reacts negatively again, the person explains that they follow Kevin on Twitter abd they’ve interacted before. Kevin walks back the hostility, explaining Kiwifarms stalkers as his reason for being so defensive.

Maybe this is late or whatever, and I know this is also how it is used in popular lexicon, but I really find the misuse of "Stalker" like this annoying.

To my mind it diminishes the seriousness of Stalking as a crime and stalkers as disturbed mentally ill people.
Sure, looking at someone's social media, after they have unfriended or blocked you is "stalking", except it isn't.

It's being nosy and creepy, I can agree with that, but unless it is because someone intends to track the targets movements, then it is not "stalking".

Sure, maybe taking note of when this person starts a new relationship or moves is in the ballpark of true stalking, but sooner or later people find that out one way or the other.

Kevvie broadcasts where he goes on a regular basis, so if he does get stalked by a disturbed individual, then it's his own fault.

Spoiler: Clarification

I am in no way saying that people who truly are or have been stalked have caused it themselves. No one deserves it.
Sure, some people make mistakes in dating, or befriend the wrong person, but that unfortunately is a risk of general life.
There is a limit however to how public a person should be and if they are not a true celebrity or wealthy enough to afford security, they should strongly consider how much about themselves is potentially known by completely anonymous strangers.
Kevvie is a semi famous figure who skirts controversy, he is not wealthy and mistress is not security.
If anything he is putting his own "loved one" in danger as Penny is known to have guns and the willingness to carry them inappropriately.
Penny has even made threats to the tune of shooting or killing people he sees as a threat to Kevvie.
I really hope that at worst this ends up in Penny discharging a round harmlessly in a public place, and being arrested and suitably charged.

He is not an innocent boring nobody, who lives a pedestrian life, but has the misfortune to end up on the radar of someone who creates an imaginary world involving them.
See Barry Bulsara, Mark Chapman, Dawnette Knight for celebrity examples.

He is not even a bit of a silly young person who tends to date unstable people and then ditch them when they find someone better or things get a bit too much for them to handle.
See, any immature kid who goes and tries to impress some more criminal and dangerous people and get into their crowd.

He is a guilty, childish, boring, Troon with an attention seeking disorder. Screaming at the internet "look at me and my odd behaviors! Approve of me or be called a bigot!" is bound to lead to attracting the attention of other people suffering from disorders.

 

[glass_houses]

To someone like Kevin, any positive attention is a huge rush. If we were still here and discussing him with the exact same degree of detail, only positive, he'd be delighted. He'd probably spill his guts on a level hitherto unknown to the world. Kevin is one of those people who cannot be alone. He may lock himself away in his room, writing Tweets for days on end, but there must always be someone on the other side of the door. If there isn't someone to ignore, he'd lose his shit and end up sobbing helplessly under his computer table until they came back. Kevin needs attention, on a pathological level, and the more gut spillage he indulges in, the more attention people give him. He may hate attention that's critical and not mindlessly positive, but so long as he gets positive attention at the same time, he's going to continue to blab everything and anything on Twitter. Before living your life on the internet was a thing, he would have been only of those creepy co-dependent freaks who latched onto anyone who didn't move fast enough, and played on their sympathy and protective and nurturing instincts until they finally clicked that he was a sociopathic sexual deviant and all around vampire and got rid of him.

Kevin needs people to pay attention to him, otherwise he'll disappear into the void like a Tulpa. Since he is completely incapable of getting attention like a normal person would- having a successful public career, a family, being active in the community or having a hobby that brings him into contact with many different people- he does so by being as freakish and weird as he can in both rl and online.

People who troon out are usually sexual deviants or else desperately crave attention in any form. Kevin's both.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

This took forever.

Spoiler: Friday, 4/21

Cat video [A]

A video of a man yelling at flight attendants about a baby crying for 45 minutes on a plane went viral, Kevin weighs in. [A]

Stranger Things and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover [A]

He paid e-bay price for a toy right before it was back in stock, but it seems that he ended up paying less than it would cost in the store. [A]

Kevin is nearing the end of his Transfirmer comic hardcover collection process. [A]

Kevin points out the issues with blocking everybody who has a blue checkmark. [A]

Spoiler: Saturday, 4/22

Dr Who [A]

A Utah State Senator’s house was vandalized. Kevin approves of it. [A]

After a bunch of troons encouraged other troons to spam a Missouri gender care complaint form, it went down. Whether it was actually hacked or if they took it down themselves idk. [A]

Nervous yet ready for revision surgery! [A]

Back to the Future is getting a new installment, Kevin discusses continuity issues. [A]

I doubt it is actually Twitter’s last days, but at least Kevin admits to being terminally online. [A]

The flavor is “lazy”, Kevin. [A]

Discusses the orgasms he wishes he had [A]

Trans people fleeing transphobic state [A]

Twitter commentary + trolling 101 [A]

Lowtax mention [A]

To wind down in the evening before bed, he opened some toys (an MtG die to match his Phyrexian deck, a few Pokémon stuffed animals, and a Transformer) and played some Legend of Zelda. [1], [2], [3], [4]

Spoiler: Sunday, 4/23

Women get hotter with age. [A]

Kevin doesn’t have a clit, but at least he knows that unfolding it would hurt. [A]

Theme parks [A]

Tinker Bell live action discussion [A]

Recalls a time he went to the theater with his mom to see Star Wars in 1999. [A]

Blah blah blah more Magic the Gathering cards [A]

Gif of movie that came out year he was born [A]

Girlfriend’s top surgery healing, it’ll be done in time for three days of sex before Kev’s revision surgery [A]

Does job as social media manager of ranch, posted this. Check out the post on the tranch thread for the video itself. [A]

He got enough desk space so here’s this giant toy thing [A]

First time watching Stephen Universe Future (seriously, why is this show so adored by speds?) [A]

An alleged troon’s troonery gets etched onto a grave, with the new name because they couldn’t find the deadname. Kevin is at least grateful that transphobia is chiseled in stone as proof. [A]

Makes an appeal to the dolls (transfemmes) who haven’t followed him back: [A]

Spoiler: Media

 

[An empty shill]

Humbert Humbert
Thank you as always for your incredible work!

A video of a man yelling at flight attendants about a baby crying for 45 minutes on a plane went viral, Kevin weighs in. [A]

Yo, I know we all love calling Kevkev a stupid fucktard, but let's give him at least one polite golf clap here.
Even his sped ass knows better than the asshole in the video. Broken clocks can be right twice a day; but here Kevkev:
Kudos for being more decent than that trash, in theory at least.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Women get hotter with age

No Kevin she's not getting shit on because she's turning 30, she's getting shit on because she's an insufferable know it all with an out of control ego who can't do anything for herself. She's an overgrown spoiled brat who's lived off her fame and what little residuals from harry potter and beauty and the best she has left.


But I guess that's why you're defending/simping for her so much. You two have so much in common, over 30, can't drive, can't cook, ramble on and on about bullshit. (Kevin it's Transformers power rangers ninja turtles really kids stuff and nothing of substance Emma it's bullshit astrology and thinking she's a real witch in a "coven" if her latest ig rant is too be believed.) Used to be tolerable as kids. The one thing you don't have?


ywnbaw

 

[s0mbra]

I have a hard time classifying "reading something written on public social media alongside pictures of your real face and real name" as stalking, tbqh.

Humbert Humbert
Thank you as always for your incredible work!

Yo, I know we all love calling Kevkev a stupid fucktard, but let's give him at least one polite golf clap here.
Even his sped ass knows better than the asshole in the video. Broken clocks can be right twice a day; but here Kevkev:
Kudos for being more decent than that trash, in theory at least.

Kevin "please knock me up I want a litter of babies owo ajnzsbsbbabsjdjsjaj" feels a deep, primal rage in his neanderthal brain any time he hears a baby cry.

Breath deep and say it with me class: NOTAFETISH

 

[AMHOLIO]

A video of a man yelling at flight attendants about a baby crying for 45 minutes on a plane went viral, Kevin weighs in. [A]

I'm echoing everyone else with being impressed he controls his tard rage.

Kevin points out the issues with blocking everybody who has a blue checkmark. [A]

Oh no, not the whores! Won't someone think of the porn stars?!

A Utah State Senator’s house was vandalized. Kevin approves of it. [A]

Truthfully I'm glad to finally see antifa types pick on the government they hate instead of the normal layperson at a protest. They need to put their money where their mouth is, but I still rather not since that would lead to the destruction of a lot of senator's crap or worse, lives .

I doubt it is actually Twitter’s last days, but at least Kevin admits to being terminally online

I'm glad Musk bought twitter since he is just as spiteful and stubborn as the rest of twitter is. He's not even satan, he's just as annoying as the terminally online with different politics than him which makes life worth living.

Girlfriend’s top surgery healing, it’ll be done in time for three days of sex before Kev’s revision surgery

It's sad that most transfem surgeries are about using the body for sex. Young women are taught they're not just there for sex, they're a whole person and body parts just help make raising a new generation essier. Meanwhile troons want bobs and vagene for sex and sex only. Sad.

Kevin "please knock me up I want a litter of babies owo ajnzsbsbbabsjdjsjaj" feels a deep, primal rage in his neanderthal brain any time he hears a baby cry.

Breath deep and say it with me class: NOTAFETISH

He's like a dog chasing a car. You got a baby, what are you going to do with it?

 

[Yamamura]

If we were still here and discussing him with the exact same degree of detail, only positive, he'd be delighted.

I feel like the only day Kevin would enjoy reading his thread is on April fools.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

While gathering the information for the post this morning, I knew I had to come back to give an update on the events of today. So Wizards of the Coast apparently sent a dude some cards that hadn’t been released on accident, and so they decided to send pinketons to the guy’s house to get them back. The internet (and Kevin) responds.
Here’s the tweets in which he directly references it. I accidentally archived the first tweet this morning, not realizing it actually was from this morning and not yesterday. Good thing I did, because the quote tweet got deleted. [1], [2], [3]

Throughout the day, he also said some other shit, but I wanted to collect everything about that in one place.
Apparently Link is a “twink” [A]

”back when I thought I was a dude” [A]

… I don’t think that’s how communism works, but I could very well be wrong. I don’t know shit about economics. [A]

Trump [A]

Mattel and Hasbro are collaborating. [A]

Comments on the news this Monday morning [A]

that tweet, btw:

30th anniversary of Zelda [A]

One of Kevin’s UK friends sent him something [A]

I missed this tweet from yesterday, my bad, but thankfully he retweeted it today. [A]

two weeks until the surgery! [A]

Queer solidarity! [A]

Bought some poison counters off Etsy [A]

Bonus reply: Kevin, thankfully, had the row of seats to himself on his last London flights. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

Edit:

I feel like the only day Kevin would enjoy reading his thread is on April fools.

There is a surprising amount of toy sperging, so he would be able to enjoy parts of it, I guess. Well, not really, because it seems like there’s disagreement with his opinions.

Edit #2: I linked to the A&N thread on the WotC thing

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Trans people fleeing transphobic state [A]

Despite what Kevin says, I would consider "stay and fight" to have been the very wrong answer for the Jews in Nazi Germany. They had been stripped of their citizenship by a totalitarian state that was eliminating all forms of opposition and openly wanted to exterminate them. I don't begrudge those who could not leave (it's not like anyone was welcoming) but staying to "fight" would have been an obvious death sentence with no possibility of "benefits" whatever those possibly could be.

… I don’t think that’s how communism works, but I could very well be wrong. I don’t know shit about economics. [A]

This is a funny insight into Kevin's brain, like many, he for some reason stupidly has guilt for liking these brands he spends all his time on so he desires that everyone be forced into impoverished slavery to assuage feelings that make no sense and he should just stop being a faggot about.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I missed this tweet from yesterday, my bad, but thankfully he retweeted it today. [A]

This is the kind of absolutely awful Vintage Kevin content I'm here for. For someone who can barely perform basic self-maintenance tasks, his capacity to think up new things to coom to never ceases to amaze.