Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

What happens today?

  • Ralph goes to Jail.

    Votes: 83 16.4%
  • Ralph is penalized without jail.

    Votes: 300 59.4%
  • Ralph wins!

    Votes: 122 24.2%

  • Total voters
    505
  • Poll closed .
Ralph's smartest move is only maintaining contact with weak enemies. He obsesses over daddy Jim, and snipes at him from afar, but he doesn't engage him like the Vickers, Randbot, or Harry(Who is also a weak opponent even though he embarrasses the shit out of Ralph, Morris really let's Ralph keeping acting like a retard), because Metokur completely destroys Ralph's bravado/ego.

Is the pillhead really driving to LA? I was never nervous the kino would end with Ralph getting incarcerated, but I honestly believe the Ralph fun will end with him plowing into a concrete barrier at 80mph.

I don't want it to end so soon boys, Ralph never takes long turning a W into a bigger L.
metokur is a boring faggot who only appeals to the gaydurs of the world. he's scared to go on the killstream.
 
People were making fun of Ethan for saying that defending himself in every courtroom of the nation counted as legal experience, but look who's dolphin laughing his way out of the courthouse now! (And look how well he balances on his flippers.)
While you were coping in your mothers coinshop, Ethan Ralph was studying the effect of the law on his own body. He has now grown so strong in the law to no judgements can hit him.
Much like a man who slowly accustoms himself to ever greater portions of venom, Ethan Ralph has become fully immunized to lawyers and judges alike. And it didn't take no faggy vaccine, just pure Ralpha-gutsyness.
You can't hobble the hog, can't sentence the squeeler!
The only bars that can hold him serve alcoholic drinks!
 
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I agree with what Null said, Vickers Vs Ralph is essentially Gunt vs Gunt. There are no winners in this septic tank level fight.

Option 1. Ralph goes to jail, watch the discourse on Kiwi Farms shift to other cows, laugh as Kino Casino looses 50% of their content and begins a downward spiral.

Option 2. Ralph beats the charge, gets excited to have a win(?) and makes careless, detrimental, and hilarious mistakes. Vickers loses time and money and the two continue to be horrible to one another much to the amusement of the farms. Ralph gets to continue being a B movie monster swallowing pills, alcohol and feces until his bowling alley 'birthday party for downs syndrome victims' event happens. Which is essentially a giant spotlight Circus performance event for the Kiwi Farms and the Kino Casino.
 
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I agree with what Null said, Vickers Vs Ralph is essentially Gunt vs Gunt. There are no winners in this septic tank level fight.

Option 1. Ralph goes to jail, watch the discourse on Kiwi Farms shift to other cows, laugh as Kino Casino looses 50% of their content and begins a downward spiral.

Option 2. Ralph beats the charge, gets excited to have a win(?) and makes careless, detrimental, and hilarious mistakes. Vickers loses time and money and the two continue to be horrible to one another much to the amusement of the farms. Ralph gets to continue being a B movie monster swallowing pills, alcohol and feces until his bowling alley 'birthday party for downs syndrome victims' event happens. Which is essentially a giant spotlight Circus performance event for the Kiwi Farms and the Kino Casino.
The Vickers one is basically just a side show, the DVRO is the one to watch. I think Vickers kind deserves it since he is basically violating it too.
 
“GOD’S PLAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
*shuffles*
“gawds plan! unh! unh!
wwhhhhAAAAAAAATT!?
issa GAWD PLAAAN!”

*shuffles side to side and chuntles*
“AHH TOLE YEW! AAAHH TOLE YEW MUFUKAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWW!!!!”

*horse brays*
 
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assuming he doesn't die from xanax withdrawal.

I think it's pretty hard to go to jail in California, and he's going to cry "y'honna.. i got KEEDS in Mehico! They NEED me!". It seems to work for actual Mexicans.
God damn it, Null, I have purposely avoided even trying to pay any attention to Ralph in my search for a new cow to follow but the videos you posted upthread and this little diddy right here, simply because I could fucking hear you say it, has me diving down into the rabbit hole today.

I may never forgive you for this!! LOL
 
Why wouldn’t vickers bring up ethan’s obvious and admitted drug abuse in the filing? He bragged about wanting to run drugs across the border and he slurs so hard you can barely understand him. Seems to me like it would be a slam dunk and prevent any sort of visitation until he can pass a drug test.
This case had nothing to do with Vickers whatsoever. This was Faith's case against Ralph's RO violations. And Ralph's drug abuse is irrelevant. He shouldn't be breaking DVROs just the same if he was straight.
 
Did Ralph really call Josh Coin Man? Did I mishear that or was he maybe referring to someone else? I'm assuming it's josh cause of his love for silver.
 
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Imagine getting legally curb-stomped by Ralph looking like an FtM troon with his blue bulldyke hair. Ralph it's time to sit back, relax, and take a couple Xannies in your motel room to celebrate.

Did Ralph really call Josh Coin Man? Did I mishear that or was he maybe referring to someone else? I'm assuming it's josh cause of his love for silver.
He means Matthew Vickers, father of the gunted Faith, who clearly isn't as legally proficient as he thought.
 
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This case had nothing to do with Vickers whatsoever. This was Faith's case against Ralph's RO violations. And Ralph's drug abuse is irrelevant. He shouldn't be breaking DVROs just the same if he was straight.
Faith is a maladjusted slow in da mind who is thrilled she's finally getting attention from her neglectful father. Vickers is a fat revenge fueled attention whore who's been exploiting and humiliating his daughter to attack Ralph for years at this point. All the _____ Vickers v. Ralph bullshit has everything to Matthew Vickers because he wouldn't have it any other way.
 
The train won’t stop until ethan fucking Ralph is twitching violently on his own Shit after his lifestyle catches up with him at a random strip club’s dirty bathroom and he dies of a stroke
This is god’s plan
Five star days bitch
 
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