Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

We've got our first audio clip of Keffals since February and it's just Keffals umm'ing and ahh'ing about why theirs no video evidence to back up any claims, you can literally hear the cogs turning in Keffals drug addled mind. This is obviously a longer interview but I can't be bothered to go look for it/see if it's out.

He's just as boring as he was before all of this and his "rehab" (aka fucking that potatonigger EFNO).

I don't buy it for one moment he had his moob groped. If that really happened he would have mentioned it in one of his first videos about it, as he is a attention whore and he would have milked that (unless his moobs, which will never be able to be milked, as he will never be a woman) until the end of the world.

 

[LGHDR+]

Keffals back to grifting for that heroine money.

It's spelled "heroin".

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

 

[Stinkyboy]

The misgendering happened after the boob grab in Luke’s mind, because that didn’t happen until he saw his real name on evidence bags per his own recounting

 

[NotFatChild]

You can go to the website of the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario and check out some cases. Spoiler, the result of 90% of applications is this:

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In cases where some money is awarded, it's something like $7,500, not a million.

99% of these appear to go one of two ways:
1) Not our jurisdiction and you didn't prove shit, fuck off.
2) No one showed up, case dismissed.

the process appears to be the punishment.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

My favorite part of this saga is that nobody believes him and people know he's faking it for the money. He's not even getting a "at least he's doing it for the cause". He's a full pariah and he's lost the support of the big names who supported him when the goal was to get rid of kiwifarms.

I wonder what they specifically wanted removed that they supported him on that, he was never the real season me thinks.

That must have him seething. He has planned out this new grift and everyone is pressing “x” for doubt about his motivations. Plus it is all over the internet about his fake rehab and polycule with potato ogre.

 

[Stinkyboy]

PL was talking to my mom about Lucas over lunch, as one does.
I think she hit peak trans.

 

[Balr0g]

Whenever I read some journoscum call Keffals a "Twitch star" I want to shake him or her repetedly and yell "This creature is not a star!" He is just another streamer with a slightly bigger audience then the majority of hobby streamers

 

[Kees H]

Whenever I read some journoscum call Keffals a "Twitch star" I want to shake him or her repetedly and yell "This creature is not a star!" He is just another streamer with a slightly bigger audience then the majority of hobby streamers

He's not a Twitch star, there are at least ~150 Twitch streamers with more concurrent viewers, if not more, I might have lowballed it.

The big streamers just ignore him unless he's in the news, and then they reluctantly mention him. He's never invited to anything by other streamers, on Twitchcon he only met with his simps and jannies, no one cares about him on Twitch. Seeing journofaggots calling Lucas a Twitch star is fucking hilarious, he's nobody on the site.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He's not a Twitch star, there are at least ~150 Twitch streamers with more concurrent viewers, if not more, I might have lowballed it.

The big streamers just ignore him unless he's in the news, and then they reluctantly mention him. He's never invited to anything by other streamers, on Twitchcon he only met with his simps and jannies, no one cares about him on Twitch. Seeing journofaggots calling Lucas a Twitch star is fucking hilarious, he's nobody on the site.

I think you lowballing there.


If it wasn’t for us Mango Ranchers watching for milk all Lucas would have would be a few catboys and his troon orbiters.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Whenever I read some journoscum call Keffals a "Twitch star" I want to shake him or her repetedly and yell "This creature is not a star!"

A 2 strike "star" who stopped using Twitch to avoid the permaban. Announced the departure from Twitch even.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

If it wasn’t for us Mango Ranchers watching for milk all Lucas would have would be a few catboys and his troon orbiters.

Naw there is the defeating of the final boss - Tucker Carlson. 'Member how Keffals killed that evil website and then said Tucker Carlson was next? Wait 'till the prophecy of The Cenk! is fulfilled and Tucker runs as the populist President!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

That's just journos being boomers. At least they didn't call him "the internet sensation".

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Naw there is the defeating of the final boss - Tucker Carlson. 'Member how Keffals killed that evil website and then said Tucker Carlson was next? Wait 'till the prophecy of The Cenk! is fulfilled and Tucker runs as the populist President!

Oh my. Lucas is going to try and claim credit for Tucker’s dismissal isn’t he?

Just what we need more smug main character syndrome from the monotoned Hunchback of Not a Dame.

 

[Punished Neco]

This one goes out to Keffals, remember:

Today has been a day of deleted tweets because Keffals can't refrain from posting and self inserting into drama. It took 3 days but Keffals finally managed to get 2000 likes on their post about moving forward, this also managed to unseat the tweet saying Keffals hadn't gone to rehab from the very top of the Top tab if you were to search for 'Keffals'.

[A]

 

[JunkMonkey]

Oh my. Lucas is going to try and claim credit for Tucker’s dismissal isn’t he?

Just what we need more smug main character syndrome from the monotoned Hunchback of Not a Dame.

wouldnt be surprised if he tries to take credit for it, lucas is grasping for anything that could possibly get him attention.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

This one goes out to Keffals, remember:
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Today has been a day of deleted tweets because Keffals can't refrain from posting and self inserting into drama. It took 3 days but Keffals finally managed to get 2000 likes on their post about moving forward, this also managed to unseat the tweet saying Keffals hadn't gone to rehab from the very top of the Top tab if you were to search for 'Keffals'.
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[A]

I see the Potato Ogre’s 12 Step rehab Program worked wonders. Lucas is still a braindead narc who seethes at any slight.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Which trans charities he has helped aside from his own trans ass?

 

[LGHDR+]

Which trans charities he has helped aside from his own trans ass?

He probably donated the hair to Troonshine Labs and thinks that counts.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Well that's not confusing at all, what the fuck Canada?

I wake up in my 2004 honda civic in Paris, Maine. I get breakfast in Norway, Maine. I drive through Oxford, Maine and Poland, Maine to eventually get on the highway. I get off the highway in Portland, Maine and go to work; I organice a trans wrongs rally in Belgrade, Maine, and a black lives don't matter lynching in Lisbon, Maine. I eat lunch in Mexico, Maine, before overseeing construction of the newest jewish, "internment" facility in Vienna, Maine.

 

[Prime Tony]

He was actually pretty alright looking before the homo virus got to him, a $25 gym membership and the right people/role models in his life would've made him so much happier instead of $2500 in estrogen injections and enablers