Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Anyone want to take bets on the drunk doing a show tonight or will he once again leave the griftbux on the table.

 

[Thugnificent]

The debate isn't where Nick got his start, but just how much his adulation of Dick is affecting his current behavior.

Spoiler: Bad joke.

How deep has the Dick thrusted into the Nose's psyche?

I think it speaks volumes for a fan to be passionate enough about your lawsuit that he decides to post a video breaking the entire thing down on the official fan page, he was a prolific poster from my recollection as well so it always seemed obvious to me that he's a mega fan of some sort.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Anyone want to take bets on the drunk doing a show tonight or will he once again leave the griftbux on the table.

He’s been way too busy eating, drinking, and watching Kayla getting plowed in Philly to stream. Theres a higher percentage chance he videos himself sucking her daily boyfriend off than streaming a show.





Her face still looks different….more than makeup. Can’t put my finger on it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm not saying he's hurting for business, but Randaza is also in a pretty niche field. I can't imagine he's in the habit of turning down people who can pay the bill and don't have some obvious baggage that might make the juice not worth the squeeze. Especially over something as minimal as mean words on the internet.

I think Randazza has stated a lot of his clients are paying heavily discounted rates because he views their cases as important or that their cause is worthy in some way.

On the other hand, it seems Rekieta is paying top dollar for his services.

It's long been postulated that Masterson is Nick's idol. More so than any lawyer. Which might also (at least partially) explain the shift from law to more degenerate content.

Problem is, Dick is also Ralph's idol. Which leads to the uncomfortable observation that the three of them all act so alike now. Even if Nick and Ralph are at odds.

I just can't get over why anyone would want to emulate Dick. His star has been fading for some time now too. It's like both Nick and Ralph can now be regarded as "Kroger-brand Mastersons."

Nick's channel for the past 8 months has been oscillating between a shitty Tim Pool knockoff and a shitty Dick Show knockoff. With the exception of the murder trial in between which he still whines about doing 4 months later.

It took a second but both the tone and cadence of his voice seemed off. After listening to Dick and Nick in the stream @Captain Manning posted I think Nick was trying to mimic Dicks voice and cadence at the show. He sounded like a lil dick wanna be.

I thought Nick was trying to fit in with some generic bizarre impression of a comedian, but I think you're right.

Whatever he was trying to do failed miserably.

 

[Captain Manning]

I didn't think this was even up for debate, he got his entire start by being a Dick orbiter (kek) via his review of the Maddox lolsuit.

That's the topic that initially catapulted Nick to e-fame, yes, but my point is that Nick really really REALLY admires Dick. It's much more than just "this guy is good content that I can leverage."

I think the only time he has missed an opportunity to hang with Masterson is when Dick tried to get him and Ralph on together to hash shit out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He’s been way too busy eating, drinking, and watching Kayla getting plowed in Philly to stream. Theres a higher percentage chance he videos himself sucking her daily boyfriend off than streaming a show.

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Her face still looks different….more than makeup. Can’t put my finger on it.

Her nose is almost as big as his. She is way too old to be wearing a nose ring. She might be smiling in the second picture but her eyes are saying, "Oh. you're still here."

Nick is aging poorly. He looks like a cross between the "just fuck my shit up/if you only knew" meme.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anyone want to take bets on the drunk doing a show tonight or will he once again leave the griftbux on the table.

He won't do a show until Wednesday, at the least. He has no incentive.

He has that Rumble contract that can NEVER go away.

He’s been way too busy eating, drinking, and watching Kayla getting plowed in Philly to stream. Theres a higher percentage chance he videos himself sucking her daily boyfriend off than streaming a show.

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Her face still looks different….more than makeup. Can’t put my finger on it.

What is THAT in the second picture. It's like it is not the same woman!

Here is Nick exercising his bad writing degree skills. This reads sooooo fake and plastic.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He won't do a show until Wednesday, at the least. He has no incentive.

He has that Rumble contract that can NEVER go away.

What is THAT in the second picture. It's like it is not the same woman!

Here is Nick exercising his bad writing degree skills. This reads sooooo fake and plastic.

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Has he even been meeting the terms of his rumble contract? When he can be bothered to do a show he never cuts over in time. Has he been meeting his required number of shows per month? Rumble would be retarded to renew this asshat.

Wonder which is worse. Nick's creative writing or Nick's lawyer writings.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's the topic that initially catapulted Nick to e-fame, yes, but my point is that Nick really really REALLY admires Dick. It's much more than just "this guy is good content that I can leverage."

I think the only time he has missed at opportunity to hang with Masterson is when Dick tried to get him and Ralph on together to hash shit out.

Taken together, Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta (aka "Ethan Ralph if Ralph had a trust fund") present a sobering warning about making Dick your e-daddy.

I'm surprised that Dick hasn't managed to guilt Rekieta into making up with Ralph yet. I wonder if Kayla is putting pressure on him in light of the personal attacks Ralph made - the going after the family thing was the excuse Nick had on hand for not wanting to associate with Ralph anymore. Dick was positively giddy when Rekieta went off on his thread while Dick was on stream because he thought that might be an avenue to repair the bridge with Ralph, but it hasn't happened yet.

Has he even been meeting the terms of his rumble contract? When he can be bothered to do a show he never cuts over in time. Has he been meeting his required number of shows per month? Rumble would be retarded to renew this asshat.

I don't know if it's accurate or not, but it's been posted in here that the contract specifies a minimum of three shows per week, which as far as I'm aware he's probably still been meeting even with the recent rash of skipped shows.

Nick is way over the designated time to switch streams almost every night, but apparently Rumble doesn't care.

I'm mainly interested to know solid information of the length of his deal. As you stated, I doubt it's getting renewed. In Rumble's PR material where they list prominent creators on their platform Rekieta is at the bottom of the list when he's mentioned at all.

 

[sum ting wong]

I've had trouble making new chats from my phone and my kid stole my computer when his broke.

Why does he do this? He sounds like a kid who forgot to do his homework and is trying to make up an excuse on the spot for the teacher.

You're in Philly, even if your kid didn't steal your computer (if this is even true) how were you going to make the chat? Your computer is 1100+ miles away from you but your excuse is to blame your kids? Seriously, what solution do you have that your kid is stopping you from executing from 1100 miles away? Were you going to take the whole computer with you when you travel? You still would've known ahead of time that you couldn't make the chat and could've said something, but that would require an ounce of honesty and locals might judge you for ignoring them for a week+.

The dudes 40 going on 15. Grow up and stop blaming your kids for you ignoring your responsibilities, it's just getting sad.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why does he do this? He sounds like a kid who forgot to do his homework and is trying to make up an excuse on the spot for the teacher.

You're in Philly, even if your kid didn't steal your computer (if this is even true) how were you going to make the chat? Your computer is 1100+ miles away from you but your excuse is to blame your kids? Seriously, what solution do you have that your kid is stopping you from executing from 1100 miles away? Were you going to take the whole computer with you when you travel? You still would've known ahead of time that you couldn't make the chat and could've said something, but that would require an ounce of honesty and locals might judge you for ignoring them for a week+.

The dudes 40 going on 15. Grow up and stop blaming your kids for you ignoring your responsibilities, it's just getting sad.

I missed that. The kid excuse again. Be a man and own up to it. You didn't bring a computer because you are lazy and wanted to drink, do drugs and watch niggers fuck your slattern.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Why does he do this? He sounds like a kid who forgot to do his homework and is trying to make up an excuse on the spot for the teacher.

You're in Philly, even if your kid didn't steal your computer (if this is even true) how were you going to make the chat? Your computer is 1100+ miles away from you but your excuse is to blame your kids? Seriously, what solution do you have that your kid is stopping you from executing from 1100 miles away? Were you going to take the whole computer with you when you travel? You still would've known ahead of time that you couldn't make the chat and could've said something, but that would require an ounce of honesty and locals might judge you for ignoring them for a week+.

The dudes 40 going on 15. Grow up and stop blaming your kids for you ignoring your responsibilities, it's just getting sad.

Everyone knows that Cgoody is an option to start a chat, even if he executes it in the most retarded way possible. I guess unless he’s in jail again for dealing. Nick you’re flat out of excuses boyo! Although in retrospect it does allow him to bash the kids he hates so much. Pathetic.

 

[Bepis]

He should really let the editor make new chats since it seems like he does everything else anyway. You've got all these other lawyer friends, how hard would it be to use livechats to send people to some of those while he's gone? give the 5 people still in there a little watch party to keep them content.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm surprised that Dick hasn't managed to guilt Rekieta into making up with Ralph yet.

Well, it's not from any lack of trying on Dick's part. That's for damn sure. The clip I just reposted demonstrates that. Ultimately, I think Nick's ego being wounded by Ralph's chimpout is dictating his response to all this more than wanting to please Dick. Nick does not respond well to criticism, at all.

If Dick really wanted them to be all bosom buddies again, he should work more on convincing Ralph than Nick. I never understood why Dick doesn't get that the whole thing fell apart because of Ralph. Dick is supposedly Mr. "common, take a joke, bro." If it weren't for Ralph chimping out over Nick's milquetoast response to the shart, the three of them would probably be all copesetic right now. Dick is going about all this the wrong way, but maybe he resigned himself to the idea that getting Ralph to show contrition on anything is a lost cause.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why does he do this? He sounds like a kid who forgot to do his homework and is trying to make up an excuse on the spot for the teacher.

You're in Philly, even if your kid didn't steal your computer (if this is even true) how were you going to make the chat? Your computer is 1100+ miles away from you but your excuse is to blame your kids? Seriously, what solution do you have that your kid is stopping you from executing from 1100 miles away? Were you going to take the whole computer with you when you travel? You still would've known ahead of time that you couldn't make the chat and could've said something, but that would require an ounce of honesty and locals might judge you for ignoring them for a week+.

The dudes 40 going on 15. Grow up and stop blaming your kids for you ignoring your responsibilities, it's just getting sad.

Or... You know... Just buy another laptop... You have enough for a shitty gaming laptop that can run Minecraft or Roblox.

If true, Nick has to be talking about a laptop. He streamed from one at Hedonism.

He should really let the editor make new chats since it seems like he does everything else anyway. You've got all these other lawyer friends, how hard would it be to use livechats to send people to some of those while he's gone? give the 5 people still in there a little watch party to keep them content.

Nick is just not interested in collaborations that are not degenerate any more. I used to like the shows where Nick would bring on the legal crew and talk law, but I guess he hated it all the while.

These were the people who would be considered his peers and helped carry water for him more than once. How many friends is he going to have left?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well, it's not from any lack of trying on Dick's part. That's for damn sure. The clip I just reposted demonstrates that. Ultimately, I think Nick's ego being wounded by Ralph's chimpout is dictating his response to all this more than wanting to please Dick. Nick does not respond well to criticism, at all.

If Dick really wanted them to be all bosom buddies again, he should work more on convincing Ralph than Nick. I never understood why Dick doesn't get that the whole thing fell apart because of Ralph. Dick is supposedly Mr. "common, take a joke, bro." If it weren't for Ralph chimping out over Nick's milquetoast response to the shart, the three of them would probably be all copesetic right now. Dick is going about all this the wrong way, but maybe he resigned himself to the idea that getting Ralph to show contrition on anything is a lost cause.

I think Dick's approach is the best available for two reasons:

1. As you note, Ralph is never going to apologize. The best that could be hoped for is a mumbled "I probably shouldn't have said that" after the fence has already been mended.
2. Ralph's opinion about a person is directly downstream of what that person is saying about Ralph at the time. After Rekieta mocked Ralph, he suddenly went from ace attorney to a shitty lawyer who acted unethically. If Nick started praising Ralph again and/or interacted with him positively on Dick's show, even if they didn't even address their disputes, Ralph would suddenly be fine with Rekieta again. All Nick would have to do would be to do a show where he mocks the Vickers' legal strategy and Ralph would LOVE Rekieta again.

I think one thing in the background driving what's going on here is that Kayla is maybe not so willing to be open with degeneracy as Nick is and got personally offended by Ralph going in on them like he did. Remember when Nick accidentally blabbed that he was going to Jamaica and he said he wasn't supposed to say that, as if he was under strict instructions not to do so? I think there might be a little bit of that here.

 

[Swole McPole]

Or... You know... Just buy another laptop... You have enough for a shitty gaming laptop that can run Minecraft or Roblox.

I await the "Buy Nick a new Laptop" GoFundMe with eager anticipation.

 

[RotPockets]

Well, it's not from any lack of trying on Dick's part. That's for damn sure. The clip I just reposted demonstrates that. Ultimately, I think Nick's ego being wounded by Ralph's chimpout is dictating his response to all this more than wanting to please Dick. Nick does not respond well to criticism, at all.

If Dick really wanted them to be all bosom buddies again, he should work more on convincing Ralph than Nick. I never understood why Dick doesn't get that the whole thing fell apart because of Ralph. Dick is supposedly Mr. "common, take a joke, bro." If it weren't for Ralph chimping out over Nick's milquetoast response to the shart, the three of them would probably be all copesetic right now. Dick is going about all this the wrong way, but maybe he resigned himself to the idea that getting Ralph to show contrition on anything is a lost cause.

What I liked most about that clip was how Coomanlet just sat there in silence like an unwanted stepchild, while Nick drooled over Dick. It must’ve been quite humbling to see your e-daddy getting bullied by his older brother and realizing the person you look up to is actually just someone else’s shitty little Jew sidekick. Coomanlet’s pseudo role model was speaking exclusively in excited whines while vying for attention like an ugly fangirl.

I think one thing in the background driving what's going on here is that Kayla is maybe not so willing to be open with degeneracy as Nick is and got personally offended by Ralph going in on them like he did.

Bitches just hold on to grudges forever, which is why you should never join in when they start venting about their family members, particularly their mothers. They may be fighting now but they will make up eventually, and when they do they will tell their mother everything you said, and the mom will hate you for the rest of your life.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Dick is dunking on Rekieta about being proven right about the Vickers hearing, linking to Elissa's clip of the exchange. This has been retweeted by Ralph.


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[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I think he would certainly look up to anyone associated with the porn business and consider being in the porn business some sort of ultimate life to live. But at the same time, he is totally naive about what porn actually is as a business and lacks the right motive (money) for getting into it. If he actually got involved in the business, I think his coom brain would take over to the point where he would self-destruct. He would have a good chance of becoming another preston poulter. Poulter inherited some money, moved out to LA with his wife to make movies, then eventually got into doing cuck porn & was on the edge of trooning out before he stepped back (or had run through all his money).

You would assume Nick's gateway to the porn world would be through Chrissie Mayr and all her pornstar friends on The Wet Spot on Cumia's network.

I know Cecil Says of Comicsgate was hanging around her studio a few months back.

What is THAT in the second picture. It's like it is not the same woman!

Lady R may be the first woman in recent memory whom looks much worse with makeup.

I walked around with a choke and a quiver at the revolutionary pursuit of independence and freedom.

Nick would've died of jaundice before ever firing his musket.

I missed that. The kid excuse again. Be a man and own up to it. You didn't bring a computer because you are lazy and wanted to drink, do drugs and watch niggers fuck your slattern.

Nick's becoming a creepy drunk James Rolfe with his "muh kids" excuses for not putting in any work.

These were the people who would be considered his peers and helped carry water for him more than once. How many friends is he going to have left?

I feel like besides the documented no-shows of late for guest appearances on shows like Good Lawgic and Critical Drinker, Nick hasn't been doing his usual guest spots as much either.

I unsubscribed from Chrissie Mayr when her fiancé copyright struck some clips channels. But Nick used to be a regular on her Sunday night Simpcast and I haven't heard of a Nick cameo for a long time.

Aydin Paladin mentions often about having Nick on for legal analysis on her monarchy podcast Broken Crown, but Nick hasn't been on for at least 6 months.

When was the last time Nick did a Flashcast? A Friday Night Tights? An EFAP? A Quartering appearance?

I also note that none of his non-LawTube contacts made a public contribution to his GiveSendGo.