DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RIPRhongoBongo]

someone super chatted him the other day that theyre coming to his house

Not even that, they were just coming to Renton and hoped to say hi. He spun it into them coming to the Snort Fort, because as we all know, Renton is only made up of Phil and his gated community

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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Spoiler: Can't unsee

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It continues: projecting his own paranoia on a goddamn cat...

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do.

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What on earth is this man doing?

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I think it is exactly what has been discussed the past few days.
He is doing all he can to waste fucking time. Anything to get away. You know he gets a tiny little rush pulling this shit because he gets away with it.

Maybe it's paranoia? Might just be he's finding excuses for all sorts of shit nowadays. Think of the Putting The Paper Away during the interview. Somethings up with him. Probably not major. Maybe he didn't get more Bison dupes in SFDuel.

Unrelated but also autistic Elden Ring related. Dude just refuses to show his level. By the way, he never did answer it. Also his camera just happens to be fuck huge and in a peculiar spot to hide it. /endschizo

This playthrough stinks on all fronts. The gameplay sucks. Hides levels, hides his tip money, hides from stream.

 

[Summoned Demon]

Not even that, they were just coming to Renton and hoped to say hi. He spun it into them coming to the Snort Fort, because as we all know, Renton is only made up of Phil and his gated community

Renton is supposed to be "private information" by Phil's logic, he says he lives in Seattle, but hardly if ever refers to the specific suburb, despite the fact that his address was doxxed years ago, and if a fan was interested enough in him, could easily find this info out.

Saying his place is residence is a negative taxic meme, because it goes all the way back to how these mentally ill morahns constantly stalk and harass Phil on a daily basis.

 

[Crooked 16th]

someone super chatted him the other day that theyre coming to his house

He's been in this odd mood since before then, it started around his day off when Kat couldn't go out because she was sick.

 

[JimiHendrix]

He actually thinks a troll will try to break into the condo.

i've said it before, but if someone breaks into his house and murders and rapes him, in that order, it's not going to be some detractor upset their channel was taken down. it's going to be someone who gave phil thousands upon thousands of dollars under the belief he was in dire straits, and when they figure out he's not, they're going to come looking to collect.

when you spend your life manipulating money out of mentally ill people, you are playing a very dangerous game, and phil ain't good at games.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

someone super chatted him the other day that theyre coming to his house

The most egregious part is that it was a superchat and not a tip. That's probably why he took this very innocuous comment as an immediate threat on his life. Then wants to tell everyone how secure his fort is with a threat of having a fun time if the guy does come there.

Honestly the thought of a thumb-shaped ax-weilding human waddling towards me with zelda pajamas and slippers like some comedic version of My Bloody Valentine DOES sound like a fun time. Far more fun than anything I've seen on his livescreams and certainly more meaningful.

 

[hector85]

That's probably why he took this very innocuous comment as an immediate threat on his life. Then wants to tell everyone how secure his fort is with a threat of having a fun time of the guy does come there

oh is that like how CWC tried to scare trolls by saying his dog's corpse is buried under the extremely heavy dog house and haunted by the spirits of his dog and his younger self? super secure right? right. better not come burn down my condo!

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Renton is supposed to be "private information" by Phil's logic, he says he lives in Seattle, but hardly if ever refers to the specific suburb, despite the fact that his address was doxxed years ago, and if a fan was interested enough in him, could easily find this info out.

Saying his place is residence is a negative taxic meme, because it goes all the way back to how these mentally ill morahns constantly stalk and harass Phil on a daily basis.

I still await the day a detractor knocks on his door or window live on stream.

 

[Fapcop]

I hope someone will throw him a dollar tip, pointing out how long police response times are, and ask how he will defend himself “and his family” with the bad back that is common knowledge by now.

Seeing Phil rage with paranoia and sputter how “he can still lift an axe!” Would be prime clipshow material.

I still await the day a detractor knocks on his door or window live on stream.

Just have him stand outside with a bullhorn. That would be enough to see Phil glistening with pig sweat fumbling for the phone.

We’d also get dozens of clips for weeks afterwards of Phil complaining how those lazy, shithead cops took FIFTEEN MINUTES to arrive, while A MENTALLY ILL (not)ARMED MAN WAS SHOUTING (imagined) DEATHTHREATS. Would you believe those facking lazy cahps? Tuhuhuhuh! Phil was SCARED OF HIS LIFE!

 

[Piece of Peace]

I hope someone will throw him a dollar tip [...]

For some reason I read this and imagined a dollar bill rubber-banded to a brick and thrown through his office window lmao

 

[Corpun]

Yeah maybe you shouldn't have threatened people who show up at your house with a good time if you're going to act like a paranoid faggot Dave, the tough guy act loses a lot of its luster.

Wrong stoopid, he has a really small axe to defend himself with.

Can we oficially say that the mental health arc has started now? He has become more and more unginged since the interview and this little display was really something else to behold.

Yeah that interview really fucking broke him in several ways. It's amazing what a dose of reality did to him mentally.

Thank god Phil’s sex drive is all gone, or poor Panda would be violated in his imagination every time the Horse starts sniffing Phil’s crotch and kicking her heels.

Makes me wonder how often Panda stripped down and tried to get him to fuck her, only to be dissapointed when yet again he goat laughs and waddles away.

 

[Iron Father]

i've said it before, but if someone breaks into his house and murders and rapes him, in that order, it's not going to be some detractor upset their channel was taken down. it's going to be someone who gave phil thousands upon thousands of dollars under the belief he was in dire straits, and when they figure out he's not, they're going to come looking to collect.

when you spend your life manipulating money out of mentally ill people, you are playing a very dangerous game, and phil ain't good at games.

One day he's going to postpone a Patreon video for too long, and Slayer is going to break in and force him to watch k-pop clips with his eyes pried open, like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

One day he's going to postpone a Patreon video for too long, and Slayer is going to break in and force him to watch k-pop clips with his eyes pried open, like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.

As bad as that sounds, it's still better than OIC prostate milking him before killing him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Makes me wonder how often Panda stripped down and tried to get him to fuck her, only to be dissapointed when yet again he goat laughs and waddles away.

That Nier Automata video is pretty indicative of their sex life. Or their life in general, for that matter.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

For some reason I read this and imagined a dollar bill rubber-banded to a brick and thrown through his office window lmao

I hope Jasper alerts him, otherwise he'd never know.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Stopped watching Fishtank for 5 minutes to check on Phil and this is what I see

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Man fuck Phil or whoever is striking channels. I didn't care about doody or hogan but Snort burnell is one of the only channels I digested. It looks like there is nothing that can be done.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Stopped watching Fishtank for 5 minutes to check on Phil and this is what I seeView attachment 5084681

You're telling me he has yet to look up strats ahead of time? Consider me shocked and if anyone plans on doing some two dollar threatening tips like in Elden Ring the bet time to do it will be at the Atomos fight. By the way if he does the sleep/summon cheese on it you'll know he looked it up cause no normie knows about it.

 

[Fapcop]

Makes me wonder how often Panda stripped down and tried to get him to fuck her, only to be dissapointed when yet again he goat laughs and waddles away.

“Tuh-heh-heh-heh! You’re so silly Panda! It’s not Saturday, dummy it’s TUESDAY Tuh-heh!”

Given Phil’s autistic lust for schedules, there’s no way he didn’t have a day set aside for hanky panky.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hope someone will throw him a dollar tip, pointing out how long police response times are, and ask how he will defend himself “and his family” with the bad back that is common knowledge by now.

Seeing Phil rage with paranoia and sputter how “he can still lift an axe!” Would be prime clipshow material.

No he'll say that he can't say how he'll defend himself because then Da Trolls will find a way to interfer with that. He always wants to withhold information just in case. Remember when he said the death threats weren't even the worst thing that's been done to him? Now look at him squirm and cry victim. Same with when the Wings Trolls came for his channel. At first it was all 2D checkers with him having secret back up plans but then it was pleaded with the trolls to stop.

So let's see. What's the back up plan if someone decides to come for him?