🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Mr Sister]

Jon may cook like KingCobraJFS but he does not have the same iron stomach. A little piece of spam had him puking his guts up for 15 minutes last night

he puked it on purpose, he doesn't eat pork (bacon is questionable)

 

[cobsongemmy]

"Do we need Damiel back?"

NO, WE DON'T WANT THE PLANT BACK, JET.

damiel was also tardwrangling jon, without him he has been straight up deranged all day

 

[Retink Retunk]

Jon's going to fuck around and find out. Letty is challenging him.

 

[Polyboros2]

the question that hasn't been answered yet: WTF did they to do the sofa and why?

They disassembled it and put it in front of the stairs to block/inconvenience the sharks.

How long have they been baking those Hot Pockets?

You can see Josie's autism demon fleeing her body as she gets close to a holy man Jon.
(Sorry I forgot to quote whoever posted this but I'm not going back up to 5 pages to find it)

 

[Lame Entropy]

damn sam breaking stuff definitely turned a switch in their brains, they have been much more destructive and chaotic, and the living room was more or less alright until today lol

It made them more comfortable. Why give a shit about taking care of something someone else owns when they barge in and start breaking shit for no reason.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

I like the idea that others have mentioned, about bringing Damiel back, except it's a completely different guy. I'd add a twist: Pull the rest of the contestants aside, probably while Mr. Goldstriker has Jon alone doing a sparring session or some shit, and instruct them to act like everything is completely normal, and they don't notice the change. This would drive Jon absolutely nuts, and would be fucking hilarious.

 

[convulsion swell]

Letty: "Jon you don't act like this when [Goldstriker] is here."

YES. HERE WE GO.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

he puked it on purpose, he doesn't eat pork (bacon is questionable)

You would need to spit up once if you were making yourself puke to get ride of a tiny piece of spam. You would not need to empty your guts like he did. Most people could not empty their guts like that on command.

 

[retard strength]

Ah, is that Letty still being just a wee bit salty finding out that Josie is the autist fan favorite?

+ Letty and Simmons calling out Jon acting different when Goldstriker is and isn't there.

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

Jon has adopted Mr. Goldstriker as a surrogate father.

 

[DustBuns]

King Jon putting down a peasant rebellion rn.

 

[TwoToedTed]

damiel was also tardwrangling jon, without him he has been straight up deranged all day

Jon knows Damiel won’t do shit now since he made him back down once. If Damiel comes back Jon might kill him in a tardrage because he knows Damiel is weak

 

[dramamine]

Ah, is that Letty still being just a wee bit salty finding out that Josie is the autist fan favorite?

+ Letty and Simmons calling out Jon acting different when Goldstriker is and isn't there.

based josie refusing letty's hot pocket olive branch after being salty about not being #1 best girl in the eyes of the viewers

 

[Mr Sister]

You would need to spit up once if you were making yourself puke to get ride of a tiny piece of spam. You would not need to empty your guts like he did. Most people could not empty their guts like that on command.

he didn't empty his guts. it sounded like he was just sticking his fingers down his throat and gagging loudly in an attempt but nothing was coming up. I'm not convinced he even got that spam out of his stomach before he gave up

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

lol i love how jon is being a complete prick to simmons but was bitching about damiel for the longest.

"you hwrt my feewings when you cawlled me a weetard"

"shut up bwitch im the man of this howse"

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

The only thing that can put an end to Jon's reign of terror over the house now is a model train set.

 

[ConsoleWarVet2]

Jon unironically calling Sam "Mistuh Gowldstwickuh" is too funny. I can't believe how far this goober has come since day 1.

 

[DustBuns]

Anyone who wants Damiel back on the show wasn't watching last night. King Jon has already ousted the throne and putting the pretender back won't change a thing.

 

[ChumChumbler]

Jon thinks he's almost Josie-level popular with fans, and he thinks he's got Sam and Jet (and Tate) on his side. He's totally drunk with power.

 

[cobsongemmy]

damiel unironically works better as a producer than a contestant, idk why they even made him a plant in the first place