DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Lyciversoul just spent $400 to gift 100 memberships to the channel. Yes, I'm being serious. $400. Never in my life would I waste that kind of money on a streamer, let alone Phil fucking Burnell.

Can't wait for Phil to complain when the bombs to expire in a month!

 

[Summoned Demon]

So let's see. What's the back up plan if someone decides to come for him?

He's got an axe as his first line of defence in the snort fort, as soon as someone tries to barge in through the front door, Phil's gonna start swinging and with his former body builder physic, the offender will be so intimidated, they'd shit themselves and run away.

Phil will be so proud of himself of protecting his family, that he won't even call the cops about the incident since no one got hurt.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

imo the funniest way to fuck with him was what Frank Hassle wanted to do before he got bored of Phail. Wait until piggy's day off, follow him into the stores he goes into and then repeat his classic lines at him like the high pitched "WOOOOOOW" or "I'm pushing buttons!"

Mostly because then he'd be too afraid to even go outside.

 

[Snortack623]

Lyciversoul just spent $400 to gift 100 memberships to the channel. Yes, I'm being serious. $400. Never in my life would I waste that kind of money on a streamer, let alone Phil fucking Burnell. Can't wait for Phil to complain when the bombs to expire in a month!

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There is a large archive of Detractor videos. Look Doody you self fellating prick. I do not believe in coincidences. It is not coincidence that you and talented people get to survive. You are the one that is spreading nonsence with your videos, which coincidentally never get retractions. Not a community post not a retraction video. Now go back to Twitter to wiggle your finger at DSP and opping in Discords. ---------- Little later on though, EWWWW DSP cannot have this nme in his chat. Scat is okay but this name.... EWWWWWWW View attachment 5081734 -------------------- I also clipped this ESPECIALLY for Keith. Here Keith. View attachment 5081738

 

[myone]

Renton is supposed to be "private information" by Phil's logic, he says he lives in Seattle, but hardly if ever refers to the specific suburb, despite the fact that his address was doxxed years ago, and if a fan was interested enough in him, could easily find this info out.

It's so private and secret, it's even been on google maps for a while, with Burnell Productions right next door (but to be fair, I think both of those are marking the wrong house, mentally ill visitors might still climb through the wrong window): https://www.google.com/maps/place/D...!3d47.4473867!4d-122.1926569!16s/g/11pzylgqlv

 

[Mature Adult]

Lyciversoul just spent $400 to gift 100 memberships to the channel. Yes, I'm being serious. $400. Never in my life would I waste that kind of money on a streamer, let alone Phil fucking Burnell.

Can't wait for Phil to complain when the bombs to expire in a month!

My favorite part is Youtube gets 30% of the profits, so he spent $400 to give DSP $280. Amazing.

 

[Balr0g]

Meanwhile in the tips department:

While he definetly got tons of support it's not the support he really wants. When was the last stream in the single digits?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's so private and secret, it's even been on google maps for a while, with Burnell Productions right next door (but to be fair, I think both of those are marking the wrong house, mentally ill visitors might still climb through the wrong window): https://www.google.com/maps/place/DSP+Gaming/@47.4473903,-122.1952372,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x54905d983c2fa55b:0x9de7e7ac6e78d045!8m2!3d47.4473867!4d-122.1926569!16s/g/11pzylgqlv

Yes. He lives in the same complex as the Advance Books business.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Meanwhile in the tips department:

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While he definetly got tons of support it's not the support he really wants. When was the last stream in the single digits?

The mass effect legendary edition ME3 final stream. That was 7$ too.

 

[Iron Father]

Lyciversoul just spent $400 to gift 100 memberships to the channel.

$400 $280 instantly memory holed as "help he gets later" and he has no intentions of budgeting whatsoever.
Gib tips now. Nice one, Jonathan. Before you hang yourself, make sure to leave Phil some tips in your will, fag.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

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Troy Baker finally stole his gurl.

 

[Iron Father]

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Troy Baker finally stole his gurl.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He's starting to act like he owes money to the mob and he's late on a payment.

I would entertain this as an actual thing if the mob was running their loansharking via e-mail

He's been in this odd mood since before then, it started around his day off when Kat couldn't go out because she was sick is fat.

I still await the day a detractor knocks on his door or window live on stream.

As other have said it will not be a tractor doing something like this. Even the dentractor aren't invested enough to pull something like that. And if they are they are too dented to go through the effort.

For some reason I read this and imagined a dollar bill rubber-banded to a brick and thrown through his office window lmao

This is a safe space it's allright to admit you also imagined the brick caretering his skull in, I know I did when I read this.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just saw this, Phail is continuing with his Grand Narrative that ackshully, it's the dentractors who are striking each other, Phil's and SH's (and any other dents he may have used as attack dogs) hands are clean!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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$400 $280 instantly memory holed as "help he gets later" and he has no intentions of budgeting whatsoever.
Gib tips now. Nice one, Jonathan. Before you hang yourself, make sure to leave Phil some tips in your will, fag.

Once again, it's absolutely amazing that someone would flush this money down the toilet to "own the trolls". What's just as amazing is that Phil was spouting his this exact same line of thinking last night, trying to downplay his tips total because two people whaled on him. And because Jonny boy is a supreme fan retard.

I never knew you could become addicted to Copium, but here we are.

 

[Lord_Point]

Why would he ever shut down his website? Isnt the whole thing built, paid for, and run by someone else?

Is it his weird desire for control or his absolutly retarded understanding of business that makes him throw away every helpful thing gifted to him on a silver plater? Normally I attribute his inability to improve his stream with laziness, but it seems like it more work for him to dismantle the website then leave it...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Why would he ever shut down his website? Isnt the whole thing built, paid for, and run by someone else?

Is it his weird desire for control or his absolutly retarded understanding of business that makes him throw away every helpful thing gifted to him on a silver plater? Normally I attribute his inability to improve his stream with laziness, but it seems like it more work for him to dismantle the website then leave it...

I'm pretty sure he pays for it, but the running (if you can call it that) is done by horsefucker these days. I legit thinks that he at a point where he will shut it down if the cost is around one pull in SF gatcha.

That being said does TKoHF really serve any purpose anymore? Aside from horsefucker who uses it? As an aside what is the cost of maintaining something like TKoHF?

With Phil floating the idea of repuposing KO Gayming as a dumpsite for "retro style" gameplay videos (fucking called it that he would try and rebrand/repupose his remaining YouTube channels), it seem that his business strategy is to consolidate his centent creation business (both streaming and on demand style content) and fan interaction only on YouTube.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Imagine if you are a pirate on a journey following a map. You reach the "X" on the map and suddenly the map appears to tell you to move to another island. Each time you reach the "X" the map appears to go to another island. Is that fun? Is that encouraging? Nevermind the fact that this fat faggot who bitches about moving goalposts...
*inhales*

IS LITERALLY MOVING THE GOALPOSTS