Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Scumbag Vinny is claiming that Bam attacked three people in two separate incidents.

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Would said:
IDK, is Ville Valo an obese bum currently on the run chillin' in the Finnish woods?
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He seems fine. Bam also blames Knoxville because apparently he was into adderal and thats how Bam got into them too but Knoville also seems to be doing well and have his shit together.

Everyone from the Jackass crew used to be fucked up and yet all of them could function enough for their big fat paycheck with the last movie except Bam.
 
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Yeeted Teet said:
Scumbag Vinny is claiming that Bam attacked three people in two separate incidents.

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Bam was always the most cringe of the jackass crew imo, but didn’t have him turning into a violent forest cryptid on my bingo card.

Everyone else has cleaned up their act or is dead, Steve O especially surprised me.
He was at the bottom with his addictions (Steve O Rise and Demise documentary) and somehow cleaned up enough to get and remain sober, pretty sure he also has brain damage too if Knoxville has it.

Bam has never been able to take accountability for his actions and addictions which is key.
 
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New Bromantics said:
I would put about 75% of my life savings down, Vegas odds, that Bam isn't going to go quietly and is going to suicide by cop in the woods. I just have that vague feeling in my gut.
Fingers crossed someone FOIA's the bodycam footage.
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Eh.
If he’s still out and about innawoods his BPD mania has probably worn off, leaving depression to smash his shit in. If he’s not sobbing to himself against some log he may be trying to hurt himself using whatever he can (presuming he did not snag a kitchen knife in the chimpout).
Bam acking in the middle of nowhere isn’t content nor kosher, so I hope the police haul him so we can at least get some Bam camping tales
 
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Scolopendra Dramatica said:
Thank you for this thread, last I saw about the Jackass lads was from when I was a youngin, around the second movie, this has been a goddamn journey. Never had Bam turning into a drunk hysterical bigfoot on the cards.
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Third movie is good, 4th is not. The behind the scenes content they all make is rather good though ( podcasts comedy tours n whatnot )
 
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If they dont have have a conservatorship on this ass they fucked up, its all your fault APE. (Bam is an asshole but it's pretty funny how his Mother is now the epicenter of all his problems coupled with Jeff Tremaine and Knoxville)
Its like dude Ryan Well Dunn didnt start your using neither did johnny or Vallo or who the fuck ever dude you did that, goddamn youre 40 years old, grow the fuck up.
 
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Xenomorph said:
If they dont have have a conservatorship on this ass they fucked up, its all your fault APE. (Bam is an asshole but it's pretty funny how his Mother is now the epicenter of all his problems coupled with Jeff Tremaine and Knoxville)
Its like dude Ryan Well Dunn didnt start your using neither did johnny or Vallo or who the fuck ever dude you did that, goddamn youre 40 years old, grow the fuck up.
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He wont ever be able to, been enabled all his life and was given fame at a young age means he wont grow from that point. He simply cannot grasp the fact that he is not famous the way he used to be and that time period will never come back. They did have a conservatorship on him and clearly it did fuck all.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
He wont ever be able to, been enabled all his life and was given fame at a young age means he wont grow from that point. He simply cannot grasp the fact that he is not famous the way he used to be and that time period will never come back. They did have a conservatorship on him and clearly it did fuck all.
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I love in this interview he uses the excuse "WELL THEY WERE DRINKING IN THE AIRPORT TOO SO WHY CANT I??" then preceedes to explain how he went on a bender with some stripper skank when he was supposed to be checking into the rehab and bloo blooing they charged him 100k for rehab from his 5 MILLION DOLLAR PAYOUT. All because he felt Paramount should foot the bill for his failure.
I also enjoyed him continually challening Knoxville to a bare-knuckle brawl meanwhile Johnny is already half brain dead lmao

But the real question is: who wore the same shirt the longest? Cobra or Bam?
 
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I thought this guy got killed in an auto wreck.
Which one was that I always confuse them?

EDIT - I read the OP, Ryan Dunn.
I always thought that was Margerita for some reason.
 
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