Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Nick used to be effortlessly, almost unintentionally funny with his little side quips.
Now he’s trying too much, his ego is too inflated, & his need for attention is too great that not only is he unfunny, he’s actually cringe & embarrassing to listen to.

The change in Kayla’s appearance isn’t due to just make up. She’s worn heavy make up many times before & hasn’t looked like the recent photos.
She looks like she’s lost weight, however, we’ve seen her face looking almost skeletal & it only brings out the bug-eyes & exaggerated expression wrinkles. In the recent photos her face, especially the forehead and eye / cheek areas seem unnaturally smoothed. Possibly fillers in those areas, or highly filtered face tuning, maybe both.
Almost like she reads here & has done who knows what adjustments on her face to counter past criticisms.
If so, its a pity she’s still defiantly doubling down on the nose ring.

 

[Strix454]

He's now managed to keep one going for a bit now as its technically his son's channel (but for all intents and purposes its his): https://www.youtube.com/@douginexile/videos. Pretty much shit tier content but similar to his previous conservitard clickbait shit, maybe even lazier.

The one I was aware of was: https://www.youtube.com/@dougtennapel. I would guess that is associated with the son as well. Its almost exclusively an art channel which was active around christmas and then went dormant. I guess he has that one set up as a backup channel which explained why he primed it up with content and then abandoned it. He did a painting of Nancy Pelosi using box art wine as his artistic medium which was kind of fun for me.

The videos on the douginexile channel look like unwatchable trash. Same grift stuff he has been doing since the 2020 election. His old stuff was creative and occasionally fun. But all he does with that stuff is throw red meat out to really dumb people. e-celebrity and even minor youtube fame always seems to ruin everyone who goes after it. Doug sold his soul for a subscriber base of 171k on YT.

 

[RotPockets]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Now he’s trying too much, his ego is too inflated, & his need for attention is too great that not only is he unfunny, he’s actually cringe & embarrassing to listen to.

The effected voice he put on in the clips that got posted was stunning. It was even more cringeworthy than the interjections themselves were after falling flat.

He's your classic fatass turned fit boy trope, the over-compensating is off the charts. Does he have his own thread yet?

He's another orbiter who isn't interesting enough by himself to have his own thread.

 

[Thugnificent]

Nick used to be effortlessly, almost unintentionally funny with his little side quips.
Now he’s trying too much, his ego is too inflated, & his need for attention is too great that not only is he unfunny, he’s actually cringe & embarrassing to listen to.

He always played the reserved, yet slightly edgy, straight man which lead to his occasional vulgar quips being funnier than they should have been, now that he's been exposed as a ranting pervert those same quips land like a gunt in a mud pit.

 

[Not Who You Think]

The change in Kayla’s appearance isn’t due to just make up. She’s worn heavy make up many times before & hasn’t looked like the recent photos.
She looks like she’s lost weight, however, we’ve seen her face looking almost skeletal & it only brings out the bug-eyes & exaggerated expression wrinkles. In the recent photos her face, especially the forehead and eye / cheek areas seem unnaturally smoothed. Possibly fillers in those areas, or highly filtered face tuning, maybe both.
Almost like she reads here & has done who knows what adjustments on her face to counter past criticisms.
If so, its a pity she’s still defiantly doubling down on the nose ring.

Seeing the nose ring switch sides in the recently posted pictures reminded me of a scene from Robin Hood Men In Tights:

Waiting for someone to point it out and for Kayla to say "I have a nose ring?"

 

[Sam Losco]

1 year ago:

Current:


No way in hell she hasn't had work done.

 

[Swole McPole]

Remember Doug Tennapel? Guy didn't wash

Doesn't wash? Why doesn't he wash? Is it some kind of Christian thing? Is he in a cult? Does he like to huff his own body odour? It's weird, regardless of how many nipples he has.

And this story is weird as hell too. Who robs someone of $10k to buy an RV? Presumably someone who's on the brink of homelessness. Somebody with no family they can call on. What's with that? Are you an orphan and an only child? And your wife is too?

One of my friends comes looking to 'borrow' $10k from me, I'd tell him to take out a bank loan. If your credit isn't good enough for the bank, it certainly isn't good enough for me. If your credit is so terrible that a credit card company won't front you $10k for a couple of days, I'm pretty certain you've got no way in hell of ever paying me back that $10k. What would you do if I wasn't going to lend it to you? OK, go and do that because you're not getting it from me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Elissa has uploaded a lengthy clip from Monty where he threatens Randazza with an ethics complaint.



The lolsuit is proceeding apace!

I made it about halfway through before giving up as Monty gets into his conspiracy theories.

No way in hell she hasn't had work done.

In fairness, from the comparison photos it does looks like she's lost a considerable amount of weight, but her face in that photo in particular had an uncanny valley thing going on where I didn't even recognize who the person was.

She looks more recognizable in the photo from Philly where they're at dinner, so I don't really know what's going on.

 

[Potatoherder]

Doesn't wash? Why doesn't he wash? Is it some kind of Christian thing? Is he in a cult? Does he like to huff his own body odour? It's weird, regardless of how many nipples he has.

He believes it builds up his immune system. Some logic to it but not something that needs to be shouted from the hilltops like he does.

 

[Sam Losco]

In fairness, from the comparison photos it does looks like she's lost a considerable amount of weight, but her face in that photo in particular had an uncanny valley thing going on where I didn't even recognize who the person was.

She looks more recognizable in the photo from Philly where they're at dinner, so I don't really know what's going on.

Agreed. The first time I saw the photo, I just thought it was some rando chick. Then I saw people posting that it was Kayla and I had to go back and look closer and noticed the shitty tats.

They'll get only the best bulls on the next trip to Hedonism II.

 

[localsinsight919]

The effected voice he put on in the clips that got posted was stunning. It was even more cringeworthy than the interjections themselves were after falling flat.


He's another orbiter who isn't interesting enough by himself to have his own thread.

COOMELOT isn't worth his own thread imo, he's just a grifter who has like 3 main donors on his channel that send him $500 a stream to do "Fight Milk" and "Naked Snake" where he takes his shirt off and chugs vodka infused milk with whole eggs. It's quite strange that people pay for it - some Trent Westbrook user sends him thousands... COOMELOT does admit he's a grifter though and just does it to avoid having to go back to working at GameStop. His tinder stories seem embellished a lot.

Posting this here because it involves two Rekieta adjacent folks:
Remember Q from the out of the darkness channel? Giant lips? The guy who Rackets had to speak words against and not include on his channel again?

Remember Doug Tennapel? Guy didn't wash, drew Earthworm Jim and some other stuff? And would join up for Chad Dads streams, when those were a thing?

You can probably guess where this is going.
https://dougtennapel.locals.com/upost/3902042/why-q-outofthedarkness-wont-be-on-any-more (a)

Long story short, Doug got booted off YouTube like 5 times, and was early on the locals grift. Even though Nick and Q parted ways, Q still did a weekly show with Doug.

Not anymore, after Q ran off with $10k in a classic, long con scheme. Doug is considering the money gone after Q has ghosted him. (And what does Doug do now? He was one of the best fulfillment guys in the Indy comics scene! But I heard something about nfts? All I can see evidence of recently is milquetoast conservitard commentary.)

With (former) friends like this, who needs enemies?

Nick's outro song still mentions "Doug T" aka Doug Tennapel. He must be too lazy to ask whomever it is to record a different verse.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's outro song still mentions "Doug T" aka Doug Tennapel. He must be too lazy to ask whomever it is to record a different verse.

It also mention lawsplaining and his career...

 

[mitro]

Waiting for someone to point it out and for Kayla to say "I have a nose ring?"

Spoiler: I can't keep looking at it.

Selfie is mirrored. Look at the buttons on his shirt. Opposite side. Can also see the cuck ring in the full selfie picture appearing to be on his right hand.

 

[Hraf]

Long story short, Doug got booted off YouTube like 5 times, and was early on the locals grift. Even though Nick and Q parted ways, Q still did a weekly show with Doug.

Not anymore, after Q ran off with $10k in a classic, long con scheme. Doug is considering the money gone after Q has ghosted him. (And what does Doug do now? He was one of the best fulfillment guys in the Indy comics scene! But I heard something about nfts? All I can see evidence of recently is milquetoast conservitard commentary.)

With (former) friends like this, who needs enemies?

I'm looking forward to the "well I didn't really KNOW him know him" if someone asks Nick about Q, a la his response to questions about Ty Beard after the appeals loss. Just kidding, the portion of the audience who even knows who Doug and Q are is long gone. Seriously though, if true, what an awful person dressing himself in the trappings of a man of faith.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

In fairness, from the comparison photos it does looks like she's lost a considerable amount of weight, but her face in that photo in particular had an uncanny valley thing going on where I didn't even recognize who the person was.

Yeah, from lipo.

 

[JunkMonkey]

COOMELOT isn't worth his own thread imo, he's just a grifter who has like 3 main donors on his channel that send him $500 a stream to do "Fight Milk" and "Naked Snake" where he takes his shirt off and chugs vodka infused milk with whole eggs. It's quite strange that people pay for it - some Trent Westbrook user sends him thousands... COOMELOT does admit he's a grifter though and just does it to avoid having to go back to working at GameStop. His tinder stories seem embellished a lot.

the few people that send coomelot money are clearly fags as they do it specifically so he will take his shirt off and do a gay dance

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah, from lipo.

Didn't Nick have to take Kayla in for some surgery at some point? And it took a bit to recover from?

 

[RotPockets]

Spoiler: I can't keep looking at it.

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Selfie is mirrored. Look at the buttons on his shirt. Opposite side. Can also see the cuck ring in the full selfie picture appearing to be on his right hand.

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You didn’t notice that the nose ring is on the opposite side?

In fairness, from the comparison photos it does looks like she's lost a considerable amount of weight, but her face in that photo in particular had an uncanny valley thing going on where I didn't even recognize who the person was.

Agreed. The first time I saw the photo, I just thought it was some rando chick. Then I saw people posting that it was Kayla and I had to go back and look closer and noticed the shitty tats.

Didn't Nick have to take Kayla in for some surgery at some point? And it took a bit to recover from?

She must’ve had a browlift, they probably also intentionally severed the supraorbital nerve which controls her hyper expressive forehead. With some Botox around her eyes, and fillers to smooth the severe creases on her forehead. Once they sever the supraorbital nerve you can’t emote with your eyebrows anymore. She actually looks evil now because she is only smiling with her mouth.

Plastic Surgery - Forehead

 

[localsinsight919]

Didn't Nick have to take Kayla in for some surgery at some point? And it took a bit to recover from?

Yeah, he definitely did mention a procedure he had to drive her to and she needed about a week to recover and he was "taking care of lady rackets". I forget the timeframe of the stream though, had to have been late 2022?