Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Found out why Shane probably doesn't like Petter, he doesn't like the X-Box and sold the brand new one he won for cheap because he has no interest in it.

 

[Lainey09]

Are we still in timeout? Also, Shane should work out continuously whenever we are in timeout, that would be a first good step to liberate his body from all the fat he has all over him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hey since Shame is ok with doxxxxxxxing now does that mean we can dox him. I mean it’s only fair right?

No it's only fair when he does it because he's s super 1337 h4x0r who worked for the CIA and undercover at Microsoft on their super 1337 X-box team.

It's illegal when anybody else does it even if you can get the information from a simple Google search.

Are we still in timeout? Also, Shane should work out continuously whenever we are in timeout, that would be a first good step to liberate his body from all the fat he has all over him.

Nah, @KF Cruiser checks this thread daily.

 

[A Sunset]

Are we still in timeout? Also, Shane should work out continuously whenever we are in timeout, that would be a first good step to liberate his body from all the fat he has all over him.

No, our week-long timeout where Shame wasn’t going to even read this thread barely lasted a day. He had to post about me because I live rent-free in his mind, you see. And my posts made him angy and he couldn’t take it anymore.

Of course, he had time to bitch about me, but not respond to the multiple offers from Kiwis to talk with him over Skype and Text. It’s tough. I wonder how many “time-outs” we’re going to get in the future.

Side note, after tweeting in Jackie’s favor for a bit Shame has suddenly clammed up. Could it be he read the actual article, or more likely obsessively read his thread, and realize how full of shit Jackie was and how he needed to abandon ship?

I’ll take my optimistic stickers now.

 

[internet friend]

It's like every day I wake up to an even newer level of stupidity. How does this even happen?

 

[A Sunset]

It's like every day I wake up to an even newer level of stupidity. How does this even happen?

It’s like Captain Planet or some shit, except with fat unemployed Retards. They come together to combine their individual powers of Stupidity into a new, even more advanced level of Stupidity - creating as a result unpredictable and awe-inspiring displays of exponentially-increasing idiocy. And obesity.

It’s Captain Ham Planet.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Side note, after tweeting in Jackie’s favor for a bit Shame has suddenly clammed up. Could it be he read the actual article, or more likely obsessively read his thread, and realize how full of shit Jackie was and how he needed to abandon ship?

If Shane was capable of realising he made a mistake and NOT doubling down he woukd have a 128 page thread in a little over a month.

 

[Lainey09]

Shame has honestly been pretty quiet today. He must not be in a maniac phase. It was funny to watch him think he would take down the farms during the DDOS when in actuality he had nothing to do with it. Shane’s so fat, his presence on the site may clog it whenever he is gooning on here though maybe someone should look into that.

 

[Spunt]

Yo Shane, time to call in those MS favours, because you're going to need an attorney at this rate and I don't think you can afford one on your own if you're begging for money for a new bed. That is assuming that MS want to be within a million miles of someone who joined in accusing an innocent man of 30+ counts of attempted murder based on him using the same Lord of the Rings handle as some dude on Telegram.

Not that Shane knows that Dushatar is from LOTR, he only watched the films.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No, our week-long timeout where Shame wasn’t going to even read this thread barely lasted a day. He had to post about me because I live rent-free in his mind, you see. And my posts made him angy and he couldn’t take it anymore.

Of course, he had time to bitch about me, but not respond to the multiple offers from Kiwis to talk with him over Skype and Text. It’s tough. I wonder how many “time-outs” we’re going to get in the future.

Side note, after tweeting in Jackie’s favor for a bit Shame has suddenly clammed up. Could it be he read the actual article, or more likely obsessively read his thread, and realize how full of shit Jackie was and how he needed to abandon ship?

I’ll take my optimistic stickers now.

Yet he wont speak my name . Shane, I'm not the devil. Saith my name and I wont appear.

 

[Kirby]

At this point Shame, just troon out. You’re already a confrontational, fat, low IQ, histrionic, unemployed ugly faggot so you check all the boxes, and you repost shit about “trans genocide“ (LMFAO). Just admit you want to put on a greasy dress, cut off your dick and groom underage teens on Discord.

 

[Lainey09]

I still haven’t gotten a shoutout by Lord Snokes Hey Worm, any tips for me to get a screen cap? You seem to be the Shane Whisperer at the moment.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Shame has honestly been pretty quiet today. He must not be in a maniac phase. It was funny to watch him think he would take down the farms during the DDOS when in actuality he had nothing to do with it. Shane’s so fat, his presence on the site may clog it whenever he is gooning on here though maybe someone should look into that.

I think Shane is smart enough to realize that his new friends are making explicit claims about things that are so serious that doing so when they don't have the receipts nailed down is a bad idea. That's why he's limiting his comments to quotes like "” but not saying anything that suggests he agrees with the substance of the claims. Shane has usernames based on nerd references too and I think that's enough commonality to give him a glimmer of a clue that claiming someone is a criminal because they named their online presence off of something from LOTR is stupid because that's not really hard proof of anything.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I could see Shame Jokes going trans.

He could definitely be like a sort of Jake Alley, they have similar body types, and they both love spewing extreme, usually violent rhetoric on Twitter to make up for what impotent dorks they are in real life.
Also like Jake it would give Shame an excuse to claim they have to murder everyone who disagrees with him, before they rape and murder him first!

I'd definitely put some thought into it Shame. These other kiwis are correct, I think the trans lifestyle could fit you very well.

It’s like Captain Planet or some shit, except with fat unemployed Retards. They come together to combine their individual powers of Stupidity into a new, even more advanced level of Stupidity - creating as a result unpredictable and awe-inspiring displays of exponentially-increasing idiocy. And obesity.

It’s Captain Ham Planet.

Much like how the tremendous gravitational pull of their fat inescapably draws them together in real life, their patheticism and shared mental retardation inescapably draws them together on the internet.

Very sad stuff.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

No, our week-long timeout where Shame wasn’t going to even read this thread barely lasted a day. He had to post about me because I live rent-free in his mind, you see. And my posts made him angy and he couldn’t take it anymore.

I love that he thinks telling everyone that his partner can't keep talking about you and looking up memes with a similar theme to you is an own on anyone but himself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I could see Shame Jokes going trans.

He's autistic and it's 2023 so there's a high possibility.

Much like how the tremendous gravitational pull of their fat inescapably draws them together in real life, their patheticism and shared mental retardation inescapably draws them together on the internet.

Very sad stuff.

It's another Autistic Voltron fighting on who will form the head.

 

[A Sunset]

I still haven’t gotten a shoutout by Lord Snokes Hey Worm, any tips for me to get a screen cap? You seem to be the Shane Whisperer at the moment.

Sure. Here’s a list.

1. Look at all the dumb shit he says and laugh at it.
2. Then start talking about all the dumb shit you saw, and why he’s a fat retard who lies about his height, his work history or his weight.
3. Then amuse yourself by asking how any of his claims are possible, and pull up his own statements that contradict himself.
4. Then watch him sperg about you because you quoted his own words back at him, on a thread he doesn’t have to read.
5. Then consider that, if you’re a working person, you pay for him to sit around being a fat retard and his disability is sus as fuck, and he’s afraid to talk about it.
6. Then watch the nasty shit he does on Twitter, like attacking Christians mourning murdered children in a school shooting. Archive it, then talk about what a dumb asshole he is.
7. If you’re bored, make a meme about him or draw pictures of him and his fat retard face.
8. Continue this on your lunch breaks for awhile because it’s funny.
9. Watch him start to obsess over you and talk about you to his girlfriend every day.

Follow these steps, and you too can have Shame Noke’s Tard Handler hearing about your cartoon Avatar on a daily basis.

I think Shane is smart enough to realize that his new friends are making explicit claims about things that are so serious that doing so when they don't have the receipts nailed down is a bad idea.

I actually don’t think he’s smart enough to do this. He’s really, really stupid and has no impulse control. I predict he’ll jump right back in..

I love that he thinks telling everyone that his partner can't keep talking about you and looking up memes with a similar theme to you is an own on anyone but himself.

It’s probably the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me since I joined this site..

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shame has resurfaced!

This time, HapyFamilyDad suggests that maybe peaceful means are the best way to resolve situations.

Shame is disgusted that somebody could disagree with him.
Shane must be absolutely FUMING at the mere suggestion that he could be a fan of a brown person, like Ghandi.
Ghandi preached non-violent resistance in order to free his people from The White Man.
This is similar to Martin Luther King Jr. , another brown man whom Shane feels has a "problematic" holiday he'd rather have not exist.


This HapyFamilyDad has gone too far.
After frantically spewing profanity and smashing that block button, Shame Porks seeks some relief.
He reaches over to his convenient mini fridge, grabbing an entire block of cheese and a 6-pack of mountain dew.
He scarfs-down the cheese and chugs the mountain dew, but something's not working..... he's still angry.

He reaches over with his shaking hand to grab his Charlie And The Chocolate Factory relief DVD, but at the last second stops himself.
"No... you're stronger than this, Shane..." he tells himself, as he cracks open a second mountain dew.
"He's blocked, the painful realizations are over... Nobody can discuss them, now... why are you still mad?" he ponders to himself.

The answer comes quickly, "Kiwi Farms....."
Boiling-over once again at the realization he can't block kiwi farms, he slams his fist down on the desk, knocking over countless empty mountain dew cans onto the LVT floor.
Shame starts freaking out, "STUPID TROLLS! STUPID WORM! DARWIN AWARD! DARWIN AWARD! EVERYONE'S WINNING A DARWIN AWARD!!!"

Out of breath from yelling, he tries to console himself again.
"I need a distraction... I need to put them in time out.... I need... I need......"
Shane pauses for a moment, to think.
"I wonder what I would look like as a girl.... * furiously starts scanning instagram for trans horny content to send his "partner" *

" allegedly"

 

[A Sunset]

Shame is pulling a Nokes tonight. This one makes me laugh.
(Ninja’d by @Friendly Arbys Employee, lol)


This is what happens when Shame cannot answer a simple question or point someone makes. He spergs out and blocks them.

I love how he goes from complete boasting confidence, taunting the other person and calling them an idiot, to melting down and fleeing with an insult. It’s like watching a kid have a tantrum when he hears something he doesn’t like. Why is Shame such a goddamn, sensitive fat baby.

I think deep down he knows his logic and debate skills suck and he’s retarded. That’s why he relies on quick insults and gotchas, then flees when pressed by anyone smarter than him (i.e. 90% of people). He knows he’ll lose every time and his pea-Brian will get all mixed up and flustered.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Damn this fat retard still hasn’t killed himself yet?