Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I'm trying to come up with Total Pooner Death, but can only get so far :( Anyone got any ideas?

Draw pooners. De-nose ring pooners. Roundhouse kick a pooner into the OB/GYN. Slam dunk a baby pooner off the Internet. Deodorize filthy tuna poons. Put estrogen in a pooner's food. Launch pooners back to Venus. Charbroil pooners on a grill. Toss pooners into insane asylums. Urinate into a pooner's T supply. Judo throw pooners into an autism clinic. Twist pooners binders off. Report seahorse pooners to CPS. Karate chop phalloplasties in half. Curb stomp pregnant pooners. Trap pooners in poonsacks. Crush packers in the trash compactor. Liquify pooners in a vat of Summer's Eve. Teat pooners. Don't dissect pooner tits. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice macro-clits with a katana.
 
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Had to share this delusional comment thread from r/4tran on this pic:
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MushroomLandTV said:
If most trans people online acted like the ones at /LGBT/, I would guarantee that people wouldn't be as transphobic. God damn these autistic MSPaint scribbles are funny.
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There are no "based" trans. At best they are not a sexpest or delusional enough to think they become the opposite sex. Still degenerate freaks that engage in a sexual fetish constantly and in public.
 
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TremendousBoredom said:
So. The first breed of pet pooner. I blame y'all for this, as well as being really fucking bored today and likely coming down with something. Only illness could lead to this.
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keytar said:
I am apparently still under the influence of Poonabaoth as I went for a scenic walk the other day and botanical Pooners sprang unbidden to my mind.
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So the littlest poonshop and the poonblooms are awesome and I love them, but why are you both giving them away for free?
Between kiwis and self hating pooners there's got to be an overlap with the closed species demographic. Slap some ugly recolours and exclusive rare hats on this shit and start churning out the adoptables for $300 a pop already.

i will give you my firstborn child for a pooner salvia hotlips with a loyal Alice bee
 
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2525ABC said:
So the littlest poonshop and the poonblooms are awesome and I love them, but why are you both giving them away for free?
Between kiwis and self hating pooners there's got to be an overlap with the closed species demographic. Slap some ugly recolours and exclusive rare hats on this shit and start churning out the adoptables for $300 a pop already.

i will give you my firstborn child for a pooner salvia hotlips with a loyal Alice bee
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I may be a horrible degenerate.

But I am a horrible degenerate with standards god damn it.
Also, thinking about doing the scurrying quadrapedal pooner next, because the art that inspired them is some of my favorite that isn't Babybabybaby222 stuff.

Because they're just so god damn adorable.
 
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from /r/tttt

Jesus was a gayden.
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These aren't pooners (I think), but it's from /tttt/ and I am presuming a pooner made them.

edit: it was actually a mtf agp twink hon who did these, my apologies. I'll leave them up because they have that satanic self-hatred vibe that pooners give off

got in my feelings tn and made terrible religious vent art
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esh hatorah- on fire for torah
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gashmiut- physical indulgence
 
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