Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[TremendousBoredom]

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Whelp.... I got banned from KnowYourMeme for posting this pooner meme. It's weird because I had posted some pretty racy stuff prior to that with no issue. But, yet again, trannies -supposedly the most marginalized group on earth -hold the power to deplatform whomever crosses them. Literally the entire body of the banning e-mail is "Reason: Trolling"

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Whelp.... I got banned from KnowYourMeme for posting this pooner meme. It's weird because I had posted some pretty racy stuff prior to that with no issue. But, yet again, trannies -supposedly the most marginalized group on earth -hold the power to deplatform whomever crosses them. Literally the entire body of the banning e-mail is "Reason: Trolling"
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What's hillarious is that the origional entry was put up by one of the tripfags from the /tttt/ Pooner early days and an artist behind several pieces.
While there are some FTMs who lose their shit over the pink doods we all know and love, most of the absolute handwringing seems to come from MTFs for some reason.

 

[shatterspinel]

NGL, if u/BabyBabyBaby222 or any other of the fine artists here did pooner wood burnings, I would totally buy them. Also is that literally cans of TUNA cat food stacked up while she's doing this?!

I have a wood burning tool and a projector, how many of you are interested in deranged folk art? Give me suggestions.

 

[Monolith]

I have a wood burning tool and a projector, how many of you are interested in deranged folk art? Give me suggestions.

The phrase "Folk art" makes me think Celtic, so let's go Poon Chulainn training under Scathalice. Bonus points for mentioning that the spear she gives him is called Gay Bulge.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The phrase "Folk art" makes me think Celtic, so let's go Poon Chulainn training under Scathalice. Bonus points for mentioning that the spear she gives him is called Gay Bulge.

Sheela Na Gigs (he/himla Na Gigs?) would be pretty great too.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

IRL Pooner whines that gay bathhouses aren't inclusive enough, especially because they have way more urinals than toilets. Also... Ezra?! Could you pick a more obvious pooner name!?
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fucking no actual gay man would care THIS much about a spot being safe. for fucks sakes its like these pooners forget the HIV stuff

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Whelp.... I got banned from KnowYourMeme for posting this pooner meme. It's weird because I had posted some pretty racy stuff prior to that with no issue. But, yet again, trannies -supposedly the most marginalized group on earth -hold the power to deplatform whomever crosses them. Literally the entire body of the banning e-mail is "Reason: Trolling"
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KYM is literally an mtf troon pedo coomer central now. any look at the 'trending' galleries will make it obvious. there's borderline cp on there.

 

[scathefire]

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This drawing, oh my lord. It looks like it was made by a retarded 8 year-old, some troon paid for this?

 

[Sissyagamben]

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This drawing, oh my lord. It looks like it was made by a retarded 8 year-old, some troon paid for this?

dunno if it's this account exactly, but many i've seen are meant to be silly and jokes. They do this for normal requests too, with the voiceover being hecking wholesome and the product looking like retarded 8 yo

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The New Netflix show, "The Diplomat," has the most darling little wild pooner in it.

There is also Islamic Content.

Expect it to be cancelled by dawn.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Heckin valid cyberpunk dooderino got misgendered.
Also I found an assortment of tracks that could be our thread's theme: Punanny Riddim!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CvPyjjki9UI

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MpsF0zd9CcE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUhuCTauK_c

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fnglsbpbLb0

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2UkJRGIpzYM

 

[2525ABC]

The elusive poonsack?

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

dunno if it's this account exactly, but many i've seen are meant to be silly and jokes. They do this for normal requests too, with the voiceover being hecking wholesome and the product looking like retarded 8 yo

yeah sorry, it is a parody account, I should have captioned it. Spells it 'lovatoe' and has the tins of cat food, and then the sticker...I am sure she was looking at pooner memes before making it.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

Spoiler: Pooners on Pooners

 

[CrispyLegs]

Oh no, imagine how much of a failure this persons parents feel like having two TIF daughters!!

 

[Mad_Dog]

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Spoiler: Pooners on Pooners

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Who would've thought that pooners are such one-of-a-kind specimens? Their pastimes are so impressively masc, not even remotely resembling those of teenage girls. It's truly refreshing to watch them reveal their true selves rather than becoming indistinguishable yet predictably shallow clones of each other.

 

[Florch]

Oh no, imagine how much of a failure this persons parents feel like having two TIF daughters!!

Two underaged FTMs in one household? Those parents should be more concerned about CPS comin' a-knocking and checking their hard-drives.

Lol who am I kidding it's 2023.

 

[gorororo]

Congratulations, l'il pooner!

inspired by a comment from the Dylan thread

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

We know Dr. Sneed has come up on the Days of Boyhood channel before, but now she finally appears in the flesh to perform an entire musical number!

The entire thing episode is worth watching, but the Sneed-specific part begins around 7:50

Featuring a pooner choir in the Dr Sneed song.