Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[CrispyLegs]

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The elusive poonsack?

This was meant to be a quick one while I procrastinated drawing something else but ended up taking a few hours

Anyway, lil manly poon in her lil manly sack

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I mean, this basically fits here, no?

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Beavers, like many non-primate mammals, have six breasts. If they wanted to really commit to the bit, lil Aiden the beav should have three pairs of scars unless she has four invisible teats. I'm thinking too hard about teenage beaver breasts.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Merch, it's a thing?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Oh no, imagine how much of a failure this persons parents feel like having two TIF daughters!!

One pooner daughter is a misfortune. Two is evidence.

 

[Vandyke Clown]

OK, this is the thread that finally caused me to register. First time poster, long time advocate of barf bag availability on days of visibility.

These pooners lay bare the unhinged severe mental illness that is rotting the FtMs' minds. I actually have a great deal of sympathy for the victims of gender, but only revulsion for the activists who sweep the insanity under the traaaaaaaaaans carpet. These victims are told their psychiatric illness is a valid identity, that it's fine, that it's normal, and that the only treatment they need is tit excavation, gristle relocation, and to be on drugs for the rest of their lives.

I'm not the least surprised that it's the FtMs making the news as trans terrorists. Most MtFs are just pornsick fetishists. These poonist FtMs are even more dangerous - untreated psychopaths with no life experience of the effects of testosterone, suddenly getting juiced up.

It's a deadly combination of borderline personality disorder, and roid rage.

2018 Aberdeen, Maryland shooting- Perp: Snochia Moseley, a trans-identifying female.

2019 STEM School Highlands Ranch shooting - Perps: some shithead and Alec McKinney, a trans-identifying female.

2023 Nashville school shooting - Perp: Audrey Hale, a trans-identifying female.

I believe the trans mass shooters are 3:0 FtM:MtF. I'm not counting Anderson Lee Aldrich, the Colorado Springs shooter who identified as non-binary as an epic troll.

Padded cells and psychotherapy, now.

 

[Slur Generator]

Padded cells and psychotherapy, now.

MAGA! Make Asylums Great Again!

 

[Sí.]

This was meant to be a quick one while I procrastinated drawing something else but ended up taking a few hours

Anyway, lil manly poon in her lil manly sack
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God damn it she's adorable. Fuck you for giving pooners unrealistic beauty standards.

 

[Mad_Dog]

This was meant to be a quick one while I procrastinated drawing something else but ended up taking a few hours

Anyway, lil manly poon in her lil manly sack
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Why does it look like one of those Boobah demons?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Why does it look like one of those Boobah demons?
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You know I had to do it

 

[winlocker]

I love the little fishnet armwarmer pooner - hopefully it can learn from kai's mistakes. the heckin valid coloured eyeliner on the dainty ballerina is great too.
edit: quick drawing to beat the edit timer, love the littlest poon shop idea. Would love to see some other people's takes on it too

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Merle?

 

[Florch]

Padded cells and psychotherapy, now.

Preferably in a Canadian hospital.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

She's not a lolcow but I got a lil chuckle from acquaintance's comic
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Merle?

it's actually from dogs, a recessive gene that produces irregular splotches, which has become trendy, but breeding two of them together causes health problems.

https://pethelpful.com/dogs/What-is-a-Double-Merle-Dog-The-Dangers-of-Merle-to-Merle-Breeding

I mostly wanted to draw Gorlock.

 

[Salvador Dali]

You're walking down the street, a foul stench hits your nose. You look down and it's just pooner! Little dood is trying to give you a high five. Would you reciprocate the high five to make pooner feel valid?

Would you have even noticed pooner had it not been for the scent of stale piss and excessive sweating?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

You're walking down the street, a foul stench hits your nose. You look down and it's just pooner! Little dood is trying to give you a high five. Would you reciprocate the high five to make pooner feel valid?

Would you have even noticed pooner had it not been for the scent of stale piss and excessive sweating?

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And deny him the manly experience of rejection and scorn? That would be even more invalidating! L'il dood deserves better than that!

 

[2525ABC]

Grotesque, but no body horror. Bonus points for arms through the gauges.

 

[Slur Generator]

Pooners remind me of

Might give you pooner art producers some inspiration for horrifying new forms.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Pooners remind me of

Might give you pooner art producers some inspiration for horrifying new forms.

Actually, Baby x3 already went there. It's a classic!

 

[Male Idiot]

All Poonmorrows.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Grotesque, but no body horror. Bonus points for arms through the gauges.

This is one of my favourite Poon posts. I love her.

 

[TremendousBoredom]