Oh dear. The most depressing era of Chris's life just got a whole lot sadder.
Usually I would never advocate irl interference but what we have is a mentally subnormal man who is in serious danger of making himself very ill, endangering his mother in the process.
Perhaps it's time for someone on the outside to contact the authorities to at least explain the situation. As amusing as observing Chris's antics are, at the end of the day he is still a mentally handicapped individual who needs help.
I'm all for ending this circus.
We have rules about not making threads all about "intervention", but he is serious danger and someone needs to have him finally locked in a institution...