Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Oh dear. The most depressing era of Chris's life just got a whole lot sadder.
Usually I would never advocate irl interference but what we have is a mentally subnormal man who is in serious danger of making himself very ill, endangering his mother in the process.
Perhaps it's time for someone on the outside to contact the authorities to at least explain the situation. As amusing as observing Chris's antics are, at the end of the day he is still a mentally handicapped individual who needs help.

I'm all for ending this circus.
We have rules about not making threads all about "intervention", but he is serious danger and someone needs to have him finally locked in a institution...
 
I always figured he'd be dead before 45. I just figured the cause of death would be a heart attack, or being trapped under a collapsed pile of rotted furniture. You know, something more conventional.

None of these are mutually exclusive. Chris will die like Rasputin.

He will have a heart attack and stumble into the hoard. Panicked, Barb will shoot her gun, and the bullet will ricochet into his head. He will crawl into the bathroom and his blood will pour into the coffee machine, starting a second fire.

At that instant, this eldritch faux-gina will explode, unleashing the Tomgirl Beast that has been growing inside him. In a last ditch attempt for survival, putting more effort into anything he's ever done before, he opens the window and yells. A fatal mistake - the shovel mech swoops down on its prey and mangles poor CWC.

"Chrissun! What shall ah do?" comes the feeble voice of his ailing mother.

"Don't... don't call anybody."

(PS. I'm not looking at the picture of this fucking X-men pussyhole)
 
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and the doctor will be able to do nothing
as soon as the doctor even thinks of saying it's a wound or it needs to be covered or treated chris will flip out and tell him ITS MY CHINA I AM A WOMAN NOW! and wont listen to him or her again (but if it was a woman chris would then follow it up with WANNA TRIB?)

Don't forget some random troll convinced him the first unclit was actually an infection. He didn't even need to listen from a doctor.
 
Holy fucking shit. This is it. This is the new autistic milestone we've been expecting for months.

Obviously his skin did not magically rip itself apart, so either he cut himself and it got infected (which wouldn't surprise me, given his propensity to lie and his delusional tendencies) or Null's right and it's an abscess. Personally I think it's the latter.

In any case I feel we're getting close to a denouement here. This may be the point where Chris' health really starts tumbling down a steady path to his demise.
 
I'm all for ending this circus.
We have rules about not making threads all about "intervention", but he is serious danger and someone needs to have him finally locked in a institution...
To be frank, there's pretty much dickall we can do at this point. We can't ween someone who practically lives inside his own world 24/7 to suddenly come out to reality. He simply won't listen, and mostly will just block everyone who keeps telling him he's doing something wrong inside his own mind.
 
This is a good time to mention that on every page in this subforum it mentions the following.
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Chris is gross.

That said, I think that his "milk from the nipples" is likely infected pus. Either way, question is if he's drinking it. :cryblood:

(Chris does have a history of drinking his bodily fluids :fapcup:)
 
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