Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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pickleniggo said:
Holy shit. How is that not painful to him? Is Chris even able to be convinced to get that checked out?
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This, really. Chris always struck me as someone with a low tolerance for pain. Granted, the first un-clit kind of disproved that for me but goddamn how can anyone willingly let an open sore fester like that?
 
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Nyx said:
You know with most piercing related things I normally just roll my eyes and tell them saline solution is their saviour.

But this. Holy hell.

If Chris is trying to use alcohol to cure this he'd get better results just straight up setting it on fire. Didn't Chris' un-clit migrate? That could explain why it's so far up from his arse crack. If he never cleaned the wound properly it will have scarred; Chris will have undoubted kept picking at it which will have meant re-infection, more scar tissue, more infection etc etc. Eventually it will have built up to this point, and as it's been said before it's likely he's developed an abscess as well. If he doesn't see a doctor within a week or so he could be in serious trouble.

RIP Chris. Hope your "period" was worth it.
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Wasn't it @Thetan, one of the "failtrolls" of 2014, who convinced him to take it out? If so, she may have done Chris a favor by not letting him die of a massive infection by early 2015.
 
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Strelok said:
Actually, if Chris isn't just going insane and seeing things that aren't there, it's probably just hormones triggering the mammary glands. Men still actually have them, the body just never has a reason to turn them on. Chris's body is fucked up enough I wouldn't doubt it, and there's a variety of medical conditions (none of them good), that can induce it. I mean god knows how fatty Chris's liver is at this point.
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Yeah, I mean, the dude is horribly obese (which increase your estrogen level or something) and has been rubbing a liberal amount of menopausal cream onto his breasts for a while now; so I'm not surprised if he is actually producing milk.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
This, really. Chris always struck me as someone with a low tolerance for pain. Granted, the first un-clit kind of disproved that for me but goddamn how can anyone willingly let an open sore fester like that?
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There's a theory that's been repeated on this forum (and maybe on the CWCki) that Chris actually has a high tolerance for pain, citing him stepping on Legos with nary a cry.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
This, really. Chris always struck me as someone with a low tolerance for pain. Granted, the first un-clit kind of disproved that for me but goddamn how can anyone willingly let an open sore fester like that?
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He doesn't process pain normally. He's done things like ram his penis into snow for 15 minutes for a contest and dry-shave his face by violently dragging a razor over it.
 
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Holy shit that picture is more horrifying than I thought possible. Seriously Chris needs to see a real doctor today he may actually be in danger of dying. I'm calling it now if Chris doesn't die from the infection he will try and impregnate himself with his own frozen semen.
 
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Well, I guess he is really is delusional enough to think he's getting a period.
He probably has a horrific infection from wearing underwear that are wayyyy too small and not made for penis/balls or some kind of rubbing from that homemade contraption to hold them back. That and where he is wearing a pad and/or diaper for who knows how long.
Diaper Rash: Extreme Edition
 
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Anyway, if some white knight wants to try saving him, maybe they should pose as a "hypnosis doctor" and diagnose him with some sort of "over-hypnosis syndrome". It's very serious you know, if you overdo it your new organs might come in all wrong. Better see a doctor to get it all checked out!
 
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Melchett said:
What the fuck? Anybody have any theories for what the fuck is wrong with Chris's body? And did anybody catch the picture? I wasn't going to click it but I'm dying to know what the fuck he's done
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Like Null and others have hypothesized, Chris's old taint piercing never healed and now it's split open. It probably didn't just get infected, it had help with Chris constantly messing with it (as he is prone to do).
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Addendum: Because it's unlikely that Chris ever kept that piercing clean, it can infect even a year later.
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What probably happened was that when it first got infected (and we all thought Chris would die) it never really healed so it abscessed. Chris fiddled with it cuz he's Chris and now it's ripped open.
If anyone has ever seen a pilonidal cyst wound after it's been removed, this is what it kinda looks like...kinda... So assuming Chris were to go to a doctor and to get help; healing this fucker is literally beyond Chris's capabilities. Chris thought healing Barb's holey buttocks was hard and backbreaking work; healing this thing is going to be God level work.
I don't know how I can explain this for people who don't know; but I'll try.
With a wound that is burrowed into the body and has created a hole, you can't just put a bandaid on it or stitch it up. That actually is a terrible idea and that's how people die. You have to sterilize and rinse out the wound daily, pack it with sterilized gauze, and then cover it up with a bandage. And do this shit at least twice a day. Packing the wound keeps it from healing from the top and creating a hole to fester and open up again and allows the wound to heal from the inside to the outside. So, literally after weeks, the wound will need less and less packing and it should heal up.

But as you all can guess, Chris isn't going to do any of this. If he's lucky, he'll keep it clean and it'll hopefully just scar over...but that's not likely to happen because that area is always moist and sweaty and just bacteria ridden. If it was on an arm, for example, it be easier to take care of.
I know a lot of us thought Chris was going to die back in the tainted taint piercing days...but this is so much worse. RIP Chris. We knew you well.
 
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