Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Owls Owls Owls]

Okay so new Shrouded Hand with a bizarre video. I mean, it's good but the subject is.....uhm...Pajeets believe that people being bitted by horny dogs get pregnant with puppies, which will kill them unless they are healed by witch doctors.

I applaud SH's ability not to burst out laughing while reading this.

If it wasn't obvious, he's talking about rabies, which is legit horrifying and extremely prevalent in India.

But the whole "pregnant with puppies" sounds like someone's creepy fetish.

When I saw the title I also thought it was gonna be a deep dive into some furry-related fetish. The actual thing was such a trip of emotions. From confusion to horror to dissapointment in humanity. How can India pretend to be a civilized country when rabies is still so fucking prevalent? And when so much of its population still goes "Rabies, what? No, the dog got him pregnant."

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

When I saw the title I also thought it was gonna be a deep dive into some furry-related fetish. The actual thing was such a trip of emotions. From confusion to horror to dissapointment in humanity. How can India pretend to be a civilized country when rabies is still so fucking prevalent? And when so much of its population still goes "Rabies, what? No, the dog got him pregnant."

At least they aren't trying to rape the AIDS away.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

"Rabies, what? No, the dog got him pregnant."

I'm so sorry. That made me burst out laughing.

I wish I remembered what that thread was called; the one where out-of-context quotes are collected and possibly put at the top of the Farms.

All meta stuff aside, it is legit horrifying. India really is just a backward country in so many ways. If it's not dog pregnancy scares that can only be cured by injecting sheep brains into your stomach, it¨s the extreme amount of rape and corruption that goes on there.

And a stray dog problem as 20.000 people apparently die every year from rabies caused by dog bites. They outlawed the killing of dogs hence why so many of them run around.

 

[Black Cat2]

I'm so sorry. That made me burst out laughing.

I wish I remembered what that thread was called; the one where out-of-context quotes are collected and possibly put at the top of the Farms.

All meta stuff aside, it is legit horrifying. India really is just a backward country in so many ways. If it's not dog pregnancy scares that can only be cured by injecting sheep brains into your stomach, it¨s the extreme amount of rape and corruption that goes on there.

And a stray dog problem as 20.000 people apparently die every year from rabies caused by dog bites. They outlawed the killing of dogs hence why so many of them run around.

Indian nationalists are extremely retarded to the point that they'll say stuff like is just part of their culture and that anyone attacking it is just a racist, and the woke American/European crowd enable it. Is it really a surprise then that they're like this?

Remember that this is the country that idolises a pedophile just because he said violence bad. And also the country that claims to be a technological superpower but moved it's first rockets in the 60s on horse and cart with wooden wheels.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

New Wendigoon.

 

[Colon capital V]

Okay so new Shrouded Hand with a bizarre video. I mean, it's good but the subject is.....uhm...Pajeets believe that people being bitted by horny dogs get pregnant with puppies, which will kill them unless they are healed by witch doctors.

I applaud SH's ability not to burst out laughing while reading this.

If it wasn't obvious, he's talking about rabies, which is legit horrifying and extremely prevalent in India.

But the whole "pregnant with puppies" sounds like someone's creepy fetish.

When they say "white girls fuck dogs" I don't think this is what they meant.

 

[GenociderSyo]

New Wendigoon.

He is the third channel to that this month. First Mr Ballen then Brew now him.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I wish I remembered what that thread was called; the one where out-of-context quotes are collected and possibly put at the top of the Farms.

Random_text.txt and I would love for that quote to make it.

 

[Colon capital V]

So this video popped up in my recommended:

Person "supposedly" finds a old 2007 flash game that has a secret ending nobody knows about and spoiler: it's not a real game.

This shit is so beyond fake, gay and try hard, I feel embarrassed having even finished watching it from start to finish. This so-called "flash game" misses all the hallmarks about what makes something look like a flash game. I.E. hastily drawn vector lines, shitty cropped jpeg images, color gradients, god awful audio compression. This is just some gay tumblr poser trying (and failing) to emulate early 2000s internet "nostalgia" with their edgy characters (at least not with some more tweaking to make it more accurate + believable). Not to mention the shitty filters that wouldn't be possible on a vector based program like Flash. The "disturbing" hidden ending near the end is just "ooo wow, Lacey's business is failing, let's switch it over to using disturbing imagery of sex and degenerate substances. Now That's What I Call [FORCED NOSTALGIA HORROR] 25! The zoomers are gonna shit their pants over this one!" This video sucks and anyone who finds this scary or believable should go back to doing retarded dances on TikTok frfr nocap ong.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

So this video popped up in my recommended:

Person "supposedly" finds a old 2007 flash game that has a secret ending nobody knows about and spoiler: it's not a real game.

This shit is so beyond fake, gay and try hard, I feel embarrassed having even finished watching it from start to finish. This so-called "flash game" misses all the hallmarks about what makes something look like a flash game. I.E. hastily drawn vector lines, shitty cropped jpeg images, color gradients, god awful audio compression. This is just some gay tumblr poser trying (and failing) to emulate early 2000s internet "nostalgia" with their edgy characters (at least not with some more tweaking to make it more accurate + believable). Not to mention the shitty filters that wouldn't be possible on a vector based program like Flash. The "disturbing" hidden ending near the end is just "ooo wow, Lacey's business is failing, let's switch it over to using disturbing imagery of sex and degenerate substances. Now That's What I Call [FORCED NOSTALGIA HORROR] 25! The zoomers are gonna shit their pants over this one!" This video sucks and anyone who finds this scary or believable should go back to doing retarded dances on TikTok frfr nocap ong.

Its the same with indie d(pl)evs . They try to imitate the visuals of old games with a mindset that "old=shitty=easy to make" and ends up looking half assed, naif and unconvincing.

Old stuff had technical limitations but it was made with a lot of earnest effort by really talented artists which is something younger retards take for granted.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

I hate how all these channels will pretend that they have respect for the dead and the victims, and at the same time use clickbait and use le spooky voice. It's so blatantly obvious that they just see these cases as another case that will attract viewers and get them online clout.

Wendigoon is the only one that actually seems to be genuine. He openly says what he feels about things, and doesn't get all haughty and fake-upset when he encounters dark humour.

Too bad this genre is mainly watched by the same kind of people who think harassing family members is doing them a favour because they're helping to solve the case.

Horror Stories was respectful too, partially because of how dry and factual his videos were. He was there to disseminate information.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

New Disturbed Reality video about a Crimean school shooter.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

New Disturbed Reality video about a Crimean school shooter.

Maybe I'm just spoiled, but DR's elocution and tendency to repeat himself I find rather grating.

 

[Ninon42]

Happy Meat Farms finally put up a new video. It's a bit silly.

 

[Toolbox]

So this video popped up in my recommended:

Person "supposedly" finds a old 2007 flash game that has a secret ending nobody knows about and spoiler: it's not a real game.

This shit is so beyond fake, gay and try hard, I feel embarrassed having even finished watching it from start to finish. This so-called "flash game" misses all the hallmarks about what makes something look like a flash game. I.E. hastily drawn vector lines, shitty cropped jpeg images, color gradients, god awful audio compression. This is just some gay tumblr poser trying (and failing) to emulate early 2000s internet "nostalgia" with their edgy characters (at least not with some more tweaking to make it more accurate + believable). Not to mention the shitty filters that wouldn't be possible on a vector based program like Flash. The "disturbing" hidden ending near the end is just "ooo wow, Lacey's business is failing, let's switch it over to using disturbing imagery of sex and degenerate substances. Now That's What I Call [FORCED NOSTALGIA HORROR] 25! The zoomers are gonna shit their pants over this one!" This video sucks and anyone who finds this scary or believable should go back to doing retarded dances on TikTok frfr nocap ong.

Who's this guy that Tumblrfag made a big deal out of in the final edgefest?

He's labeled as 'un' and having no idea who he is makes the whole setup more baffling.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

i'm the only one waiting for the new videos by atrocity guide and lemmino? i do like those two as they do make their videos quality (and i think atrocity guide is probably the single woman-owned channel that covered something related in the true crime and horror sphere that isn't grating), but damn, it feels like an eternity since their last videos.

I was just thinking the same thing a few days ago. I've also been waiting far too long for uploads from Fredrik Knudsen and Oki's Weird Stories.

 

[Colon capital V]

Who's this guy that Tumblrfag made a big deal out of in the final edgefest?
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He's labeled as 'un' and having no idea who he is makes the whole setup more baffling.
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According to one of the comments, it's apparently her un(cle) implying she cooked and served his corpse? Dunno who the man in the footage is supposed to be tho, whether or not he is of some significance or just a random nobody this person grabbed from the web.

 

[TokiBun]

Last I heard Knudson/Down the Rabbithole was deep into research and possibly suicidal? Any updates on what he's up to right now?

 

[Toolbox]

Last I heard Knudson/Down the Rabbithole was deep into research and possibly suicidal? Any updates on what he's up to right now?

He also started getting into furshit before he published the furry fandom history video. His owl avatar isn't just a symbol of the channel anymore he made it a fursona. Haven't kept up on him since seeing that.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He also started getting into furshit before he published the furry fandom history video. His owl avatar isn't just a symbol of the channel anymore he made it a fursona. Haven't kept up on him since seeing that.

That's a shame, I really liked his videos.

Too bad I won't be watching them anymore.

Nothing spoils the soup quite like degeneracy.