💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Balldo's Gate]

Distance between the Hotel Landing and the Wayzata Cosmetic Surgery and Spa:

Knowing how lazy nick is and how much discomfort her said she was in, This could be a likely candidate... The medical centre is nearby as well...

That's close as well but not the same place.

It also lines up with Nick returning to the same general area for some reason on the other trip.

The reason I wanted to check was because, if Rekieta was going for hair loss treatments at that place, the open question was how he came to the conclusion to go to that place in particular. My speculation was that they may have gone there for some other treatment earlier and he was already familiar with that clinic.

 

[Captain Manning]

Who the fuck talks like this?

A thot whose only contribution to society is literally showing her ass.

What's funny is that Sally is so stupid she STILL does not get that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has a script running. No singular individual has to pass anything to the Farms. They're going all conspiratorial and eating each other over a fucking robot.

God DAMN, how do they not get this?

Nick, you've been reduced to the absolute lowest IQ floor sweepings as far as an audience is concerned. And, to add insult to injury, they clearly don't have the money to fund your Ducati. Most of them are probably spending it on drugs and booze, if the quality of their discourse is anything to go by. Hope burning everything down you spent years building up was worth it to you. I honestly struggle to see how.

 

[Strix454]

The reason I wanted to check was because, if Rekieta was going for hair loss treatments at that place, the open question was how he came to the conclusion to go to that place in particular. My speculation was that they may have gone there for some other treatment earlier and he was already familiar with that clinic.

He may or may not have been going to the same clinic. There are alot of different clinics doing different sorts of mostly cosmetic procedures in Wayzata. In terms of Nick being lazy, the Wayzata area is the first place he would encounter with those sorts of services driving east from his home in western Minnesota.

The hotel options in Wayzata are also really limited. If he was going to go to just about any clinic in Wayzata, he would almost certainly stay at that particular hotel.

 

[200MB]

FAT people have TRAUMA!

Sally78​

I used to judge fat people until I became a personal trainer...part of that is trying to figure out why people are stuck...training 350 pound women who wanted to lose weight and wanted to be successful...her body held on to every pound...starvation mode... learned later she was raped by gun point by her father...lesson learned...don't judge...show grace

Sally78​

Ended losing 150 lbs.. had to work through trama

Don't forget the government's also in on it Sally, this thing goes all the way to the top.

Carimachet​

The American obese poor are actually very sick people > made sick by the structure that the government imposes on them thru good deserts etc

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So LOCALS apparently did talk and moderate Still-Life:

Spoiler: No remorse though

Still-Life​

They sure showed me!

My guess is a Cynthia report.

Still-Life​

Lord forbid I have to make another account!

JasonOfTGA​	seems fone to me
JasonOfTGA​	also fine

Still-Life​

No I actually said that. Cause it's hilarious.

Charlie101101​	lol
MrMemeyagi​	I think addressing the sheriff in 1st person would be the thing to be careful about.

Charlie101101​

You are correct

Southanarchist​

Fucking faggots lol

Still-Life​

Fuck that pig. He stinks. He can be careful of my big floppy weiner.

MrMemeyagi​	Fed posting is all fun and games until the rest of the feds come for you
Still-Life​	Grow a pair Ching CHong. Fuck the feds. I'm no pigs bitch.
jrh5200​	I'll laugh when they IP ban your stupid fed posting ass.

MrMemeyagi​	Ok
Still-Life​	Go suck some more cop dick, send pictures.
DependasaurusRex​	Yep.
jrh5200​	You'd like that too much faggot.
jrh5200​
Umichelle​	Fed for real

Still-Life​	Keep being a coward faggot then. I don't give a shit.
jrh5200​	Listen kid. You're going to get your grandma's house raided, and when she has to pay for a new door, she's not going to bake you any more cookies.

Buzzion​	imagine still trying to be an edgelord on the internet today
MrMemeyagi​	Sorry that's probably my fault but it's just fun to mess with someone trying to be edgy

jrh5200​

Gunna be super fun when everyone's lewds show up as evidence in his trial

Still-Life​

You guys spend an hour posting ATF memes and talking shit, and somehow I'm edgy. Fuck you retard.

Charlie101101​	The memes are funny, you’re saying stupid shit
Still-Life​	Stupid funny faggot.

Still-Life​	Fuck you if you don't like it.
jrh5200​	That's the thing. No one likes you.
JasonOfTGA​	that's a shame
jrh5200​	But no one would fuck you either.
jrh5200​	What a paradox

DependasaurusRex​	I would say "glow harder," but you are at peak.
Still-Life​	I don't like you either. Sound good bitch?

MrMemeyagi​

Why get so upset by some good natured insults? You literally set out descriptions on how you'd like to kill a sheriff and would be angry if he took exception to it. But you can't take a little joking

Still-Life​

Fuck the feds to death in mario paint but also in real physical legally applicable form.

Smoothbrain takes from an idiot

Carimachet​

Jews are nazi authoritarians fren they assassinated Jesus cause he questioned their usery banking practices

FromHereOn​

They also don't understand that astrology isn't real

Carimachet​

It’s ancient wisdom prove it is not real > the ocean is effected by the moon but you aren’t effected by planets > fuck off

Lewd collector denies collecting... Weird...

aCompleteRandom​

Never saved them. Go ask the moralfags on KF or Discord. They have them. The only one I saved was the photoshoot pic, and that strictly to distract Nick.

Just normal expectations...

Spoiler: Should be aCompleteSperg

aCompleteRandom​

Jeremy's a businessman. He's built a livelihood for many people. Eliza Bleu is a pure hands out grifter, who has contributed nothing, but demanded money based on a lie, that's supposed to help others but gone entirely to her. Then, when folks such as Venti got banned from twitter for questioning her bullshit, he claimed that Elon Musk suppressing the freedom of speech of people following the money "wasn't a story". There's a MASSIVE difference between Pool and Jeremy.

Gafreggin​

Oh no doubt but it still stands that he's no gem. Especially in the youtube culture space. Fucking love nick though. Even though he needs less jesus in his life.

aCompleteRandom​

Nick needs more Jesus in his life. Everyone does. The forgiveness is crazy.

aCompleteRandom​	There's no apology that suffices that doesn't involve a billboard. "I propped this whore up, then I accused YOU of being a PR bot. I fucked up, PLEASE FORGIVE ME" front and center in Times Square might satisfy me.
Gafreggin​	Taking jesus loves to a whole nother level

aCompleteRandom​

No. Tim has used the funds his audience has provided to prop himself up using Times Square billboards. He can damn well fucking use those same billboards to apologize for that audience. If his pride is so high that that's too much? NeverBeanie crowd here. Never a penny, every video a dislike.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

A little off-topic, but I never understood why internet personalities didn't take a page out of Sam Hyde's video and film their travelling videos from under a blanket to prevent doxing.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick used to be effortlessly, almost unintentionally funny with his little side quips.
Now he’s trying too much, his ego is too inflated, & his need for attention is too great that not only is he unfunny, he’s actually cringe & embarrassing to listen to.

It really is a terrible port of the Conservative e-daddy grift to this new unfunny treadmill. Humorless precisely because he only ported in the whinging portions of the old act, but left out the fundamentals such as self-awareness, gravitas, humility and others. The old act held enough threads of humanity together that it made it more difficult for the average person to find reasons to immediately dislike or be cynical of him. He was more humble. Self-awareness is an essential condition to being even an average comedian. If one can't laugh at themselves with ease without having the Locals customer available for the much anticipated asspat, it's incredibly difficult to then expect a strange new to laugh with you. An audience can easily spot the distinction between insightful banter and utter hubris. The latter will always feel forced and receive predictable responses. The artist must always challenge themselves enough so that they struggle. It's what keeps their work sharp and their act fresh.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A thot whose only contribution to society is literally showing her ass.

What's funny is that Sally is so stupid she STILL does not get that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has a script running. No singular individual has to pass anything to the Farms. They're going all conspiratorial and eating each other over a fucking robot.

God DAMN, how do they not get this?

Nick, you've been reduced to the absolute lowest IQ floor sweepings as far as an audience is concerned. And, to add insult to injury, they clearly don't have the money to fund your Ducati. Most of them are probably spending it on drugs and booze, if the quality of their discourse is anything to go by. Hope burning everything down you spent years building up was worth it to you. I honestly struggle to see how.

To be fair, Sally is dumb. She has hilarious typographical errors all the time like 'Hisstericle'...

Also, she is talking about the DISCORD here, and she is salty because she was not invited to it. There was also some gossip about Sally in the DISCORD and DMs. Catty bitchy cow behaviour. None of these cunts graduated from secondary school drama.

For reference, here are the members of the DISCORD when it was most active:

Spoiler: List of Xino's DISCORD users

1. Crusader Joe
2. Rachel the Riveter
3. Rekieta Law
4. Van Strife
5. JustDawn
6. Lieby
7. Tub Boss
8. Andrew Warsnowboard
9. Art The Clown
10. Astral
11. BallDo Gagger4000
12. Chris (Penguin emoji after Chris)
13. Egal
14. Hydro PX
15. Julian Delphiki
16. Mrs. Elie Phant
17. redpillgirlfrommars
18. Rhinorampage
19. Roomba
20. SamuelPaine9
21. Kalea
22. Sheepsidian
23. SleepingPsycho
24. The Squid
25. ThisJustinCase
26. ThoRColTx
27. Zinokav
28. Xino
29. ABQ
30. catravis
31. Mandy K
32. Lady Rackets

I notice a few big LOCALS personalities NOT on the list...

 

[Anticipointment]

That same place offers "vaginal rejuvenation" surgery.

Good match on the hotel but I think the reason for the visit may still be elusive. After the 2nd all Kayla’s baby deliveries were by c-section. She had the first when she was mid 20s & he was born early & smallish. With most the kids not having been born vaginally, I doubt the issue was a busted vag, unless caused by balldo related blow out. Does the place do facial fixes? Maybe Kayla had some facial work & now it is Nick’s turn.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Well... Newest EC video his rife with comments and lols. Monty called Randazza a liar and piece of shit. I can't wait for this to end up in SCOTUS somehow because Randazza said fuck it.

Just run them over!

BigSteve

I got my false flag ready!

Und laßt uns alte Kameraden sein?

Doug Murray	Please God, let this nonsense actually go to trial and I hope it's televised!!!!
Suffering Succotash	I can't wait...
Doug Murray	Suffering Succotash I'm praying it does, it'll be the biggest trial of lawtube yet
Suffering Succotash	t would be absolutely hilarious if Alyte a.k.a. Snake-bytes cover's it.
Doug Murray	Oh yeah, that'd piss Nick off more than the lawsuit itself! !

IT’S A LONG WAY TO ♂GAY♂90S, IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO​

VGotM

This might be the lolsuit to rule all lolsuits.

Speak of the devil...

To be Flair

This video doesn't reflect much fear or emotional distress. In fact, Mr. Marshall aka Montagraph aka Mr. Quest is displaying aggressive bravado. I can't wait to watch Montagraph aka Steve Quest aka R. Marshall's past bad acts to come into play. It's called mugshots. You can't fake those. Jefferson county loves Montagraph. The name change is priceless...to quote the name change, Robert W. Marshall's reason for changing his name to Steve Quest is as follows: "Because I'm an artist, and it's easy to remember." And I have the court documents from Jefferson County to substantiate this

A new detractor appears!?

Sheriff of Youtube

QUICK PRO TIP. from 2006 to 2010 Montagraph represented as ONE OF 12 ORIGINAL ANONS. and was LARPing as a HACKER & MILLIONAIRE YOUTUBER(that controlled the Truth Movement on Youtube). in 2014 Montagraph had 16 of his teeth pulled to fit his new Upper & Lower dentures. also in 2018 I made him NOLONGER ORIGINAL ANON when i we followed him home from court and called him 817 times in 7 days

Poland Israel is not yet lost?

Tessa Ticklestein

2 things: 1) No way this guy has Polak blood or heritage. Polaks have honor. 2) He is *the* argument that abortion should be legal for about a 70 years after birth.

Spoiler: Tl, dw:

Struggle Snuggle

Monty: "When I do it it's a parody...When Rackets does it it's definitely not parody because I say so, because I deem it to be law as the entire legal standard is mine to malign, to read between the lines and arrogantly profuse false dictation to be claimed as factual whenever I deem it necessary...Damn those saying otherwise and damn those holding me accountable, as I'm the arbiter of truth and justice, yes indeed...Rackets does not offer his audience dry sarcasm, parody, quip and humor, but instead Rackets content is to be taken verbatim, word for world and deemed a crime against humanity that violates countless laws that I may pursue legal action against because I believe myself to be the most important mind of the ages and let me list reasons that stroke my ego, and those who call me a conspiracy theorist even though...Well, just believe me, bruh..." The hypocrisy is palpable, Monty is quite manic it seems since he's not getting his way. Monty has a superiority complex going on like I've never before seen, proving my theory that he must somehow force his weight around upon others and then pretend to claim the high ground in any way he can. When he cannot, when the target of his current ire does not even care nor is paying attention to what Monty is doing, he then further falls into this manic state of his and attempts to abuse the legal systems to demand submission from his latest target, to threaten others into silence and to demand respect he does not earn or deserve. Once again, when him puffing out his chest does not work, when his legal attack is not met with concern and worry but instead mockery, he then starts arbitrating by himself as is witnessed here in this video to try and fix the problems of his legal suit that he cannot avoid, now to begin threatening the lawyer that represents the person he is attacking with ethical complaints since his intent is backfiring, he feels it necessary to fix the problems his legal suit suffers by nuance and quite a bit of deflection, simply by projecting to issues elsewhere and demanding those he's suing to only focus on that which he deems is valid. Monty has apparently forgotten that people will not do as he demands or needs, the legal standard is not as he dictates nor will people only use his beliefs about the legal system for their own defense, he's just a manic depressant who is quite clearly suffering from narcissistic tendencies, a mental problem for which he feels the necessity to claim superiority over others, or his manic state only exponentially escalates, something in which Monty might want to pursue therapy and quite possibly some sort of anti-depressant before he pops. Please Lord Jesus let this go to discovery, please allow this to actually happen!! I cannot wait to hear Rackets to explain to us how the jury responds to Monty's abject madness, I'm sure the jury will deem Monty's degeneracy to be shock therapy, something to truly pull them out of their pleasant lives and then experience the true mania of the manically depressed, I'm quite sure this suit will give a jury pool trauma from simply dipping their toe into the madness within. But somehow to deem Rackets content is not in any way humor but to be taken word for word, that likely will not be a viable strategy. I also do not believe Monty's lawyer will desire pressing this suit if summary judgement is denied, at which point Monty's lawyer will likely request to be removed from the suit and I truly hope the judge refuses him and to force him to suffer such a stain upon his legal record. @7:12 "...and they're going to look really foolish...not my problem..." Well since Monty is suing Rackets, I'd wager it is his problem. Monty claiming he's going to battle this out will be humorous seeing how he's unable to fund this legal tort, that and I highly doubt Monty's lawyer will want to remain as Monty's council if this is going to jury trial. Such madness will outperform anything the entertainment industry has to provide, while I'd feel horrible for Rackets if he's forced to endure such degeneracy, I'm sure this suit would see him make hundreds of thousands to compensate for such idiocy, maybe to be hosted by Drex. As Monty implies, "Freedom of speech for me but not for thee REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Both sides arguing which litigant is more like Alex Jones is already quite humorous to me, I could only imagine what the judge is saying to their family regarding the abject degeneracy they've witnessed so far from this farse, litigants trying to argue what is and isn't the legal standard, based solely upon the words of a manic depressant who refuses anything but his delusional views to be standard.

I suspect CGoody is right, and Sally will get her wish.

I was going to say "Get in the Balldo, Nick!" but he enjoys that. I'll have to go with "Lawspain the interwebs, Nick!" which he hates more.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

One last drop for today, and from #TheCoomspiracyServer. Enjoy that private panic and theories about Panoptes...

Spoiler: Panoptes Panic

 

[Captain Manning]

To be fair, Sally is dumb. She has hilarious typographical errors all the time like 'Hisstericle'...

No shit!

Also, she is talking about the DISCORD here

Didn't you post earlier in the month that you were monitoring that too?

My point is the dumb bitch is looking inward, within Rekieta's most loyal remaining fanbase, for somebody to blame for stuff showing up on KF, and she consistently fails to comprehend what's really going on here. I think she's barely computer literate. She's certainly barely literate in the English language.

and she is salty because she was not invited to it.

Most likely because Sally is too dumb to figure out Discord, and nobody else on Locals wants to be the poor bastard stuck with the job of trying to explain it to her. Not unless they got like a dozen pictures of bobs and vagene out of it.

I know the meme is that Discord is full of furfags and troons, but a fair number of them at least possess an IQ in the normal range. Their issue is they're crazy. Different problem.

Sally is so dumb she needs to subscribe to BlondeStar:

 

[Anticipointment]

Sure didn't take long for the locals groupies to implode after KF starting watching them.

True, but it would have happened eventually, regardless of any outside influences. Common enough in all online communities & Locals is clearly an exceptional bunch.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Good match on the hotel but I think the reason for the visit may still be elusive. After the 2nd all Kayla’s baby deliveries were by c-section. She had the first when she was mid 20s & he was born early & smallish. With most the kids not having been born vaginally, I doubt the issue was a busted vag, unless caused by balldo related blow out. Does the place do facial fixes? Maybe Kayla had some facial work & now it is Nick’s turn.

I feel like you are inserting too much logic into the equation. If we wanted to get into FanFic Farms territory, I will note that tons of people have speculated and/or joked about on this thread that Nick is suffering from ED, in part due to a possible increase in Nick's drinking apparent on streams and his sudden love for a sex toy you shove your balls into. While I usually tend to try and abstain from such speculation, tonight I will join my fellow Farmers at the bottom of the barrel and note that Nick would probably be the kind of guy to deflect the blame onto his wife for his issues before admitting he had a problem.

The question is what places are near the hotel that offers a surgical procedure that would require abstinence from sex for precisely 6 weeks? It turns out Wayzata Cosmetic Surgery & Spa does, in fact, offer one such procedure. I did check out the specific place (Wayzata Cosmetic Surgery & Spa) before I saw your original post about the "6 weeks" comments and it does not appear to offer facelift surgeries or anything similar. They do offer botox. It looks like there are plastic surgeons close by as well that would presumably preform facelifts, but the question remains what procedure happened that Nick would mention as requiring abstinence from sex.

From my cursory research, these posts by @Strix454 appear to be on the mark:

Wayzata would tend IMO to be where you would stay for either cosmetic or specialist sorts of medical procedures. Its an extremely affluent community, but its not really a place where you would stay if you were getting medical care at a hospital. Lots of clinics, but not really a place close to large medical hospitals and such.

He may or may not have been going to the same clinic. There are alot of different clinics doing different sorts of mostly cosmetic procedures in Wayzata. In terms of Nick being lazy, the Wayzata area is the first place he would encounter with those sorts of services driving east from his home in western Minnesota.

The hotel options in Wayzata are also really limited. If he was going to go to just about any clinic in Wayzata, he would almost certainly stay at that particular hotel.

 

[Captain Manning]

In response to Mappy:

To laugh at them.

The chat logger isn't designed to run people off. That would actually run contrary to the point of having it. You don't kill the milk cow.

I wouldn't dispute that some people were run off by knowing that it's been running, but those are actually the smartest people. Quite possibly also the least deviant. What's left is the biggest dummies producing the tastiest tard cum.

The GSG thing was one guy: @Twitter Is Cancer. He was roundly criticized for it, and is now banned (possibly for reasons that include that, but not exclusively so). The vast majority of people on KF have no desire to directly fuck with Nick's business.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

tonight I will join my fellow Farmers at the bottom of the barrel and note that Nick would probably be the kind of guy to deflect the blame onto his wife for his issues before admitting he had a problem.

If we're going down this route, then I'll bring some other completely random speculations:

1) Is there a chance that the surgery was on Nick ED issues? Remember how Nick was talking about wanting to wear short shorts and hang his dick out in a recent stream?

2) Most people think Kayla being absent after getting dragged means she isn't approving of the degeneracy or someone told her to pull back. What if she realized that if she continued in public that degeneracy would cause something worse to be uncovered?

I have no skin in this game other than watching and laughing so I think they are unlikely but possible. We just don't see Kayla enough to make a judgement versus Nick.

What's left is the biggest dummies producing the tastiest tard cum.

Look, I know you've got a reference anime characters with fanservice but if you say that, Nick might come to the farms thinking it's a ♂GAYBAR.

I think she's barely computer literate. She's certainly barely literate in the English language.

I'm not even sure if Locals is exposing others user email in their (public) chats would be a CFAA violation as they claimed earlier since it was the base level of access you were given and would be visible to all locals users.
It's like glancing at a non-tinted window and seeing someone naked versus putting a camera inside the house.
I am not a lawyer nor is this legal advice. Please do not take legal advice on the internet from a retard named after a gay porn film company who is depicted holding a plate of honey fried rice and is an immortal bodybuilder from Gensokyo on an American exotic pomology forum.

 

[Strix454]

but the question remains what procedure happened that Nick would mention as requiring abstinence from sex.

Tubal Ligation would I think also require a six week sort of wait. But I dont know that someone would have that done in Wayzata.
It seems (six weeks) too long for a urinary tract infection or the more common STDs. But throwing stuff out there, someone with certain "private" medical conditions who lived in a small town might have them treated somewhere else.
My gut feel would be that six weeks would indicate something serious outpatient and semi-surgical. But there isn't enough information to know.
The reasons someone would travel halfway across the state would be (1) cosmetic surgery (2) some sort of condition that needed private treatment (3) something that required some sort of specialist care

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Tubal Ligation would I think also require a six week sort of wait. But I dont know that someone would have that done in Wayzata.

Penile implant surgery is 4-6 weeks recovery, see my previous post and let me just quote this from one of the website talking about it:

Wear snug underwear or compression shorts. Keep your penis pointed up toward your belly button, and take it easy for about 2 weeks.

The "I want to hang my dick out of my shorts" comment can get taken in a very different context now rather than Nick just being degenerate.

 

[Chibitzen]

Who the fuck talks like this?

Did she get brain damage from her Totally Tubular Time Machine™ while traveling from 1995?
It’s “talk shit about”, or just “shit on” because “talk, shit on” sounds like 2 actions, retard.

I suspect she's the type of person that joined the internet just to educate others on how to properly use it.

I notice a few big LOCALS personalities NOT on the list...

"The Locals were a simple humble folk, who just wanted to live quiet lives in their village of Peace. Foreigners disturbed their habitat, however, and now the tribe has dispersed across the continent as man's technological advances pushes them ever closer to the brink of extinction."

What is this? A celestial HTML war, you say? Huzzah! Prepare for us your wizard scrolls and troll battalions for the Great AOL Wars of '97. We are searching through @Sally78's Away Messages for key clues as we speak.

I'm afraid Discord is still a part of the internet. You never left the internet, which is the sum of your issue.

By scrolling backwards in time and reading out loud the public excrement that is the Locals website into a designated file. "It's witchcraft! Burn it!"

 

[Not Who You Think]

I don't know exactly when Doug's last appearance was, but I think it was long before Balldogate.

He was on for the first 2 and a bit hours of Nick's election stream in November 2022. So, post balldo induction, pre bottle-butt pics.

To be fair, Sally is dumb. She has hilarious typographical errors all the time like 'Hisstericle'...

Sally78's Youtube videos also showcase a (clunky?) manner of speech reminiscent of Tommy Wiseau. Try saying this line from her video out loud and you'll see what I mean: "what we say in certain spaces actually are hurting the world."

A clip from Sally and from Tommy for comparison: Who said it better?

Sally's avenues for communication are best limited to simpler subjects/terminology for the sake of clarity until she gets more practice articulating her thoughts.

Sally doesn't understand people so much as she understands how she wants them to behave. To put it another way, Sally is more sensitive to her own needs than the needs of others. This is likely why she is prone to manipulative behavior while also being so simple-minded.